Mattie's
St. Mary's County, MD
 Price:$$ Decor: bar and grill
 Summary:Rare Mexican place near St. Mary's College
(2 crabs out of 5)


Karen-Biologists will tell you that some genes in our cells, after millennia of productive use, become obsolete in the never-ending evolutionary rush towards the advanced creatures we are and will most certainly become. These tiny encoded instructions and compulsions lie dormant all our lives. Sometimes, however, I can feel one in particular starting up again, and invariably it happens while traveling or, in this case, while staying in residence away from my non-college home. That gene is the tourist gene, which begs me to carry cameras and remark quizzically, but most of all to sample the true essence of the culture as exemplified by the food. In this state I have gone to many a restaurant in St. Mary's County, trying to appreciate the diversity of cultural experiences. Seafood has been a must-have, but in going to Mattie's (previously the Pure Luck bar) along ***, I feel I have witnessed another chunk of the culture that has been said to have both the most churches and the most liquor stores of any other county in Maryland.
The building is divided into two neatly delineated sections-half is a normal, dark-wood pub, which at noon was stocked with men at the bar and ordering drinks and some lunch. The other half reminds me of craft shows I have been to with my mother-dolls, frills and quaint homemade-looking signs. The metaphorical significance was almost too much to bear. We opted for the craft room, and were served by a friendly waitress who reminded me slightly of the motherly-yet-stern ones you will find in Baltimore's diners. The food is mostly classic fare-BLTs, club sandwiches, etc., with fries or chips, and the special of the day, which turned out to be surprisingly a bean or beef burrito. Not being able to resist the sheer dissonance of eating Mexican in an American craft-show atmosphere, that was the choice. As we waited for our food, we listened to the country music floating out of the kitchen and the sounds of "Wheel of Fortune" drifting out from the bar.
The splendor of any Mexican food seems to be the combination of tastes and textures. American hamburgers and french fries start to go there with the classic beef and vegetable mix, but the combination of rice, beans, the burrito and its coverings make for all the instruments in the mouth's orchestra to go off at once. Sometimes this works, sometimes it doesn't. In this case, being served as it was in a small St. Mary's restaurant, the whole orchestra was beautiful even if the individual instruments weren't up to full potential. The burrito comes with sour cream, salsa, Spanish rice and beans, and is itself covered in cheese and filled with beef (in my case). The beef was strongly reminiscent of chili in the flavoring and I found the rice to lack that certain ethnic pizazz, to the point of being soggy. All together it worked well, however. The cool sour cream balanced out the hot chili taste, serving as melody, and the rice and refried beans filled out the bass level, with the cheese acting as a the drum beat that draws it all together.
Mattie's costs about five dollars a plate, give or take (more for fries, less for chips). The major advantage of it is that it is very close by to the college (maybe ten minutes away) and quick if you are running out to the store and have your genes are urging that McDonald's and Subway are as eternal and ubiquitous as Walmart, but such samples of local ambiance and flavor are on short-term supply only.


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