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Casting Call : S - W

Superman / Clark Kent

Christian Slater Was Actually Born In The Late !920's... He's Aged Well Mainly Due To His Body Being Comprised Of 90% Cack... Just Like Our Dusty Hero Sand.

Commander / Sgt. Rock

Ooops I Did It Again... I have picked a young voluptuous feminine beauty, just to take the piss out of her femininity and dashing good looks. But lets be honest... You Would GIVE HER ONE... Wouldn't Yah

Steel / John Hentry Irons

Jennifer Love Hewitt

Silverstone is a name of a racing track in England where they hold many formula one racing events. This has no bearing on the fact that I think Alicia Silverstone should play Wonder Girl In A Young Justice Movie.... I Just Thought It Was A Useful Bit Of Information... That's All..... I Best Have A Little Rest Now.

Wonder Woman / Diana

Who Cares If Cindy Crawford, Can't Act !!! Just Look At This Woman And TELL ME THAT YOU WOULD NOT WANT TO SE HER IN A BIKINI THINGY !?!?!?. She Does That Good, Huh !!!!

WildCat / Ted Grant

If You Have Ever Seen, Sean In Any Of His Early James Bond Movies, You Just Know He Has The Build And Physique Of Ol' Ted Grant. Even Now That Sean Is Pushing On A Bit, He Is Still In Pretty Good Shape… If We Could Only Loose The Scottish Accent, Huh!!!!



Ben Alleck	Superman / Clark Kent
A little know fact about Ben Affleck is, he used to model underwear for a little known Spanish company called el'nobo-mino. So for Ben, taking up the role of the man of steel, and displaying his pants (underwear) to the public again, will bring back to Ben, good old times of when he used ti be called small dick. (Writing casting call is a good way of slagging off people in an imaginative and creative way)



Sand	Christian Slater
Christian Slater Was Actually Born In The Late !920's... He's Aged Well Mainly Due To His Body Being Comprised Of 90% Cack... Just Like Our Dusty Hero Sand.



Star Spangeled Kid	Britney Spears
Ooops I Did It Again... I have picked a young voluptuous feminine beauty, just to take the piss out of her femininity and dashing good looks. But lets be honest... You Would GIVE HER ONE... Wouldn't Yah



Superboy	Nick Carter
Nick Carter is a clone of Steve Austen (also known to us kids brought up in the 80' as the million doller man). When Nick turns angry, he changes into a being of pure rage and fury... Nick Carter turns into the incredicle Hu... sorry wrong guy. Superboys a... boy... and he has... hair... and so does Nick Carter... so as you can see... a... perfect... match.



Jennifer Love Hewitt	Secret
Should I Stop Writing Now... I Can If You Want ?.... NO !!!!, OK... At A Very Young Age Jennifer Love Hewitt Was A Pyromaniac With A Tendency Of Performing A Great Many Athletic Feats With A Yo-Yo And A Cricket Bat.... You Want Me To Stop Now... O.K.



Alicia Silverstone	Wonder Girl
Silverstone is a name of a racing track in England where they hold many formula one racing events. This has no bearing on the fact that I think Alicia Silverstone should play Wonder Girl In A Young Justice Movie.... I Just Thought It Was A Useful Bit Of Information... That's All..... I Best Have A Little Rest Now.



Wonder Woman / Diana	Cindy Crawford
Who Cares If Cindy Crawford, Can't Act !!! Just Look At This Woman And TELL ME THAT YOU WOULD NOT WANT TO SE HER IN A BIKINI THINGY !?!?!?. She Does That Good, Huh !!!!



Sean Connery	WildCat / Ted Grant
If You Have Ever Seen, Sean In Any Of His Early James Bond Movies, You Just Know He Has The Build And Physique Of Ol' Ted Grant. Even Now That Sean Is Pushing On A Bit, He Is Still In Pretty Good Shape… If We Could Only Loose The Scottish Accent, Huh!!!!



Swift	Lucy Liu
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Tempest	Rob Lowe