win the FAVE PAGE award

never won nuthin' in your life? here's something you can win just for the asking.

may i?

yes, you may.

how's it work?

copy the banner of your choice to your page and link it back here using the code below.

huh?

choose between the banners below. right click on it, pick save as, save it locally. then copy the code supplied to your html page. change the image source

src="images/jkfp_award1.jpg"

location as needed.

that's it?

then send me an e-mail so i can see your page. (more out of curiosity than anything else.)

more fun than a roll of toilet paper

here's the code (change image source as needed):

<a href="http://www.oocities.org/masterofallhesurveys" target="_blank"
onMouseOver="window.status='click to see what is exactly as fun as toilet paper'; 
return true" onMouseOut="window.status=' '; return true">
<img border="0" src="images/jkfp_award1.jpg" width="328" height="193"></a></p>

mind the exploding car

here's the code (change image source as needed):

<a href="http://www.oocities.org/masterofallhesurveys" target="_blank"
onMouseOver="window.status='click, but mind the exploding car'; 
return true" onMouseOut="window.status=' '; return true">
<img border="0" src="images/jkfp_award2.jpg" width="299" height="264"></a></p>

home of the odaatimeline

here's the code (change image source as needed):

<a href="http://www.oocities.org/masterofallhesurveys" target="_blank"
onMouseOver="window.status='click, you feel dumb but you know you want to'; 
return true" onMouseOut="window.status=' '; return true">
<img border="0" src="images/jkfp_award3.jpg" width="287" height="210"></a></p>

make guns not pens

here's the code (change image source as needed):

<a href="http://www.oocities.org/masterofallhesurveys" target="_blank"
onMouseOver="window.status='click, you anarchist'; 
return true" onMouseOut="window.status=' '; return true">
<img border="0" src="images/jkfp_award4.jpg" width="243" height="270"></a></p>

and a pile of turnips

here's the code (change image source as needed):

<a href="http://www.oocities.org/masterofallhesurveys" target="_blank"
onMouseOver="window.status='click and you will never feel the same about turnips'; 
return true" onMouseOut="window.status=' '; return true">
<img border="0" src="images/jkfp_award5.jpg" width="300" height="225"></a></p>