Biohazard-Radioactive Panda Fallout

Chutch-Nakka-Nakka-Aka was pushed into a vat of clam couder by Elmo, who was enraged by Chutch Nakka Nakka Waka's repeated tickling attacks! Ho only wished Ratman were there.

After wandering around, he discoverd that he was transported to the world of black pansies. There was a donkey. There was a Super Frog too. He said to the two animals, "The black pansies; they're beautiful!" The donkey replied, "You're trapped here. It's too late to get back." "But where am I?" asked the robo-panda. "We're in the evil land owned by your aunt's cousin's roomates' sisters' brothers' wifes' uncle." said the super frog. "So what does that make us?" asked Chutch.

"Absolutely nothing!" replied Super Frog. "Do you understand?"

"No." replied Chutch. "Your owners are in that house!"

"This is my donkey friend, Pencap, who's wearing a bowtie."

"Its tail is missing..." said Chutch.

"My donkey...he has a tail." Replied Super Frog.

"Oh well, it's not as if this story made any sense anyway."

Then Mrs. Lange came up and said "Okay boys and girls, time's up!" and the three friends were shredded into bite size piecwes and doused hot sauce by velociraptors. And they lived happily ever after.

THE END

PS. Green Lantern and Superman then breakdanced with the breakdancing flying Yoda monkeys.

Some notes: This was written with Adam Bolt and Bill Kowalsky. If you just thought "What the hell happened" don't worry; it's a perfectly normal response. I belive the panda's name was supposed to be "Chuchi-nokka-nakka-waka" but I guess that never made it to the paper. Oh well.