Gardener

We gave you the chance
To water the plants.
We didn't mean that way-
Now zip up your pants.

By:Shel Silverstein

The Mummy

Wraped myself in toilet paper,
Head to toe to tummy,
Wraped myself in toilet paper,
Thought I'd be funny.
Wraped myself in toilet paper,
Thought they'd call me "Mummy."
Wraped myself in toilet paper,
They just called me dummy.

By:Shel Silverstein