BOttLe It uP YeaH!

Mikey burst onto the scene in a flame of light.

And I do mean flame, he was on fire. Not like any ole other fire, but actual fire that burnt and hurt and whatnot.

Aundrea tried to hose him down but all she ended up doing was dousing him in gasoline that in a water bottle, which was very silly cause Cindy had been drinking out of it before.

Well I guess it all made sense, cause Cindy was now dead, but Mikey wasn’t, oh no! Not Mikey.

He handed me 75 cents and told me to have fun.

Oh boy!

But if we did that we would have to do that for 75 cents, and that’s a whole lot of time.

I tied a bandana around my head and Ike started calling me bandana head, so I made him eat oreos with mustard.

Ye-haw!

The party was just about to wind down when Mikey flew back into the room smashing the window with a dulcimer he has found on the lawn. He started playing it with his feet and we all sang along happily.

The neighbors joined in and Cindy was put in a cage and lowered onto the roof, the praised her as a flamingo and we all started dancing again.

Bobbert still had his bandana on and pulled a robbery on a mule then went and lived in a box on the side of the road that he called his spaceship. By spaceship I mean penis.

Aundrea and Mikey began a folk duo and became famous in this time and Bobbert with his bandana robbed them again with his penis and called it a day.

Ike was a good kid, he grew up to be god. And a good god he was! He liked short-shorts.

Yes Indeed!