Drugs. Now I know a lot of people on drugs, but to tell the truth drugs really don’t appeal to me. Don’t get me wrong or anything, I’m sure many people have had a brilliant time on drugs and as we all know marijuana, opium and acid have all had a big impact on the great literature of our times. Edgar Allen Poe, Jack Keroac, and Jhonen Vasquez are all perfect examples. Now with drugs, they can give you this great lift, but they will no exercise the same influences as booze.

Booze…Booze is great! Booze is wonderful, and I’ll tell you what I really like about alcohol. I like the way it completely shuts down the thinking process yet still allows you to pontificate on thousands of different subjects, at random fashion all in the same sentence. And in a language that you never new you had command of. This is the shit of dreams. Booze is mind-numbing, mood swinging, ego rising, bullshit enhancer. We all know that bullshit isn’t illegal, because if it was Hollywood would be on death row.

And then we have the different classes of alcohol. I mean if your a respectable high class citizen your now gonna go around drinking Pyramid Ale are you? No you’re going to drink Wine, and not just any wine, it has to cost at least 50 dollars. And of course there would be no way in hell you would ever call alcohol booze. Preferably you would say whatever type you are drinking, champagne, cardenay, etc.

Of course if you are a street bum, or a lower class citizen its all the same to you. Any bit of alcohol will do. Can come as cheap as 2 dollars for all you care. This is the booze worshiping assholes you meet everyday on the street.

And then we have the ever so popular sports fans and their beer. These are usually the middle class white suburban people. Now those people, they are amusing. They will ALWAYS have a beer or 2 in the fridge, and have one at hand during any sport season, weather it be football, basketball or wrestling. There we have covered the 3 classes of booze drinkers.

Now that we have covered the basic's, you know what class of alcohol drinkers you’re in, what affects booze can have, and how drugs can influence writing. now I hope you all go out tonight and have a blast with your friends, because it isn't liquor and all it's accessories that make the party go BANG, its really the people your with.