Splendiferous

He sat on the stool and stared at the vinyl pink cat ears. He tried to explain why he had to do this, but no one actually cared, so he tried to explain why he wasn’t going to leave but still no one cared. So in the end he just took the pink vinyl ears and then ate the cat.

Moral: there is no more morals left to say, expect of course, don’t eat the cat.