Badgerownious Netosherownious

(based on the true story; It happened in Room A6)

It was a fine day, sunny and delightful
And all around the country the people were insightful
All the little girls and boys
Got up and left without their toys
They went to school so they could learn
What's 1 +1 the teacher said, o' so stern
Quickly they got into their desks
Hoping they wouldn't have a test
As school began the day drew on
And all the children zoned and wish they were gone
As mid day loomed among the clouds
A black badger, the classroom he had found
He slipped into the room and began to see
All plump little children, 21, 22, 23
In the classroom he moved around
Slowly so he wouldn't make a sound
And then he began to eat
One of the child's small feet!
As afternoon drew o' so near
More and more children began to disappear
Forrest, Bobby and Chantal too!
They were all gone except for two
Netosha looked around and saw
A big black badger creeping along the floor
Netosha raised her hand to tell the teacher
But the teacher was in the broom closet with the peacher
Only Netosha and Rebecca remained
But Rebecca believed Netosha was insane
As the badger slowly began to eat
Poor little Rebecca's feet
But Rebecca paid no attention
So Netosha thought it best not to mention
That belowRebecca's chair
That black badger at her feet did it stare
Netosha got so worried that she
Jumped up and with all the strenght of an angry bee
She walked over and kicked the badger
And he left Rebecca with such anger!
Very Quickly did the badger eat Her
And with a full stomach curled up besides the heater
So Rebecca got her belongings and went
The badger fell asleep with his dreams all were bent
When Rebecca got home to her mom
She asked Rebecca how her day had gone
Rebecca looked at her mom and said
Could I please just got to bed?
Now all it happy for little Rebecca
She is o so glad that the badger made her classroom better


Moral: Don't Kick Black Badgers!