Taking me down.
the children looked around rather scared like. Susie peered up and over the bench and then squealed and ducked back down. "stay down goddammit susie!" general andrew yelled tosses a water balloon over the bench. after a moment there was a splash and all was silent. all the girls and boys looked around at each other "its a trick" general andrew said and made everyone stay down. he was right a few moments later the noise started again. after about 5 hours of this horrible never ending battle Georgie-boy turned to andrew and askes "why are we doing this?" general andrew stared at georgie -boy in disbelief "we are doing this to protect the honor of our fair bobby-boy!" with that everyone got all inspiried to fight again cause they remembered a bobby is worth a thousand coins indeed.

moral: someones things can happen in the most unlikely situations.