The
Little
Jimmy ran along the side of the road waving his arms frantically. i saw him and
went to pick him up, he got into the car and handed me a knife and said
"Kill me i'm a turkey" well, i was being nice and so i did kill him,
roast him and eat him. i suppose i am guilty in a way, but i was only doing as
he wanted me to do. that that your honor is my story.
the moral of this tale is beware of small boys who think they are turkey's, you
can get into a lot of trouble