Real Ultimate Power
Hi, this site is all about Ayumi Hamasaki, THE REAL AYUMI HAMASAKI.  This site is awesome.   My name is Dustin and I can't stop thinking about Ayumi Hamasaki.  Ayumi Hamasaki is cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.



1.    Ayumi Hamasaki is a mammal.
2.    Ayumi Hamasaki makes good music
ALL the time.
3.    The purpose of Ayumi Hamasaki is to make super kool J-pop songs ^_^
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Ayumi Hamasaki can sing and dance any time she wants!  Ayumi Hamasaki sells records ALL the time and don't even think twice about it.  This chick is so crazy and awesome that she flips out ALL the time.  I heard that  Ayumi Hamasaki  was eating at a diner.  And when some dude dropped a spoon Ayumi danced with the whole town. My friend Chris said that she saw  Ayumi Hamasaki  totally uppercut some kid just because the kid didnt know who she was !

And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you don't believe that Ayumi Hamasaki has REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or she will sing until your head blows off!!!  It's an easy choice, if you ask me.

Ayumi Hamasaki is sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants.  I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart.  She is totally awesome and that's a fact.  Ayumi Hamasaki is cute, smart, and sweet.  I can't wait till her new CD comes out.  I love Ayumi Hamasaki with all of my body (including my pee pee).
Q and A:
Q: Why is everyone so obsessed with Ayumi Hamasaki ?
A: Pies are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand she can get up and rock a place down to the foundation, but on the other hand, she can sit down and sing autographs.

Q: I heard that Auymi Hamasaki is only cute or pretty because she's too young to be hot.  What's her problem?
A: Whoever told you that is a total liar.  Just like other mammals, Ayumi Hamasaki can be really cute and pretty OR totally hot and sexy.

Q: What does Ayumi Hamasaki do when shes not singing or dancing?
A: Most of  her free time is spent appearing in commercials or going to photoshoots. (Ask Mark if you don't believe me.)
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This is a picture of  Auymi in a cowboy hat.
She looks a lot better than most girls do in a cowboy hat, which is bragable.