| The Official Dachshund Webpage |
| Real Ultimate Power |
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Hi, this site is all about dachshunds, REAL DACHSHUNDS. This site is awesome. My name is Dustin and I can't stop thinking about dachshunds. Dachshunds are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet. 1. Dachshunds are mammals. 2. Dachshunds are long ALL the time. 3. The purpose of a dachshund is to chew on people and look cool.. |
| Facts: |
| Weapons and gear : |
| Chew toys |
| Spiked collar |
| Leash ( to restrain THE ULTIMATE POWER ) |
| Testimonial : |
| Dachshunds can bite anyone they want! Even your aunt ! Dachshunds run around like crazy and then get close to you and chew on your skull ! These guys are so crazy and awesome that they wear spiked collars ALL the time. I heard that there was this dachshund who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the dachshund killed the whole town. My friend Chris said that he saw a dachshund totally fucking kill a kid just because the kid opened a window. And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If you don't believe that dachshunds have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or one will chew on your nose !!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me. Dachshunds are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. They are totally awesome and that's a fact. Dachshunds are Cool, long, and awsome. I can't wait to another one . I love dachshunds with all of my body (including my pee pee). |
| Q and A: |
| Q: Why is everyone so obsessed with dachshunds ?
A: Dachshunds are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand they are cool and fun to own, but on the other hand they can kill you with one bite ! Q: I heard that dachshunds are always cruel or mean. What's their problem? A: Whoever told you that is a total liar. Just like other mammals, dachshunds can be mean OR totally awesome. Q: What do ninjas do when they're not chewing off heads or flipping out? A: Most of their free time is spent sleeping and playing "capture the bloody arm". |
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| This little guy has allready killed 5 people and bitten off 14 arms, which is bragable. |
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