Girls and the stupid shit they do to themselves.

    What is it with girls always trying to look more beautiful? Seriously girls, if you are pretty you are pretty, and if you're ugly you're ugly. No amount of tanning/nails/boobage is going to change that. Don't stress over it so much, look at me, I'm ugly, and yet I only let it make me suicidal once or twice a day. Other than that, I don't worry about it. You don't need to spend all your time giving yourself a brain tumor over this.
    Women feel the need to have this self-imposed view of beauty, and force themselves to try to live up to it all the time. It's just like guys and the weapons they wield. Yes that is a metaphor. How much money do you spend a year on artificial tanning, or fake nails with French cut crap? How many women a year feel the need for breast implants? It's ridiculous, I don't understand it, but that's probably because I'm a guy and I think dressing up means changing underwear.
    One of the major things in today's society that I really don't like is this whole "artificial tanning" crud. Here's an idea for you: GET OUTSIDE. For all you women who are against drug usage, that's basically what artificial tanning is. You spend money on something dangerous that you don't need in order to make yourself feel better, or be "cool", when in reality you can get the same thing with no cost to yourself. Who even said "tan" was attractive in the first place? Yes I agree that if someone is so white their veins stand out like Saddam in Detroit, it isn't that very good looking, but also all you bimbo's with the really blond hair and really tan skin, that's also not attractive to me. If you get outside once in a while, instead of smoking up in your basement, you wouldn't have these problems, and you'd have more money to spend on whatever the hell you kids are doing these days. Don't spend your money on this expensive cancer, go out and smoke like the rest of the population.
    Another crappy girl thing that I don't understand is the whole "nail" fixation. $25 to get your nails done? That's absurd! There are these things called nail clippers, try them. I saw a girl recently with nails that were the whole white at the end thing, but had a little heart in the middle. Have to tell you: they did nothing for me. If she had normal nails with like a coat of blue, it would mean just as much to me. I am sure that 90% of guys will tell you they don't care what your nails look like as long as they are neat. The other 10% are gay and your nails won't help you score with them anyways. Nails are like kneecaps. Nobody cares about them but you and gay guys.
    Breast implants. Where to start? First off is the obscenely high amount of money women will spend on this. I'm sure if you want to attract a specific guy, he'd like it better if you would actually just give the money straight to him. If not, he's a dumbass and you're a stupid whore for wanting him. This is one of the major forced images upon women, by women. Most believe that bigger breasts will make them attractive. However most guys will tell you that not only is there a limit to how big a girls breasts should be, but also there's no need for more than a B cup. (For you guys that don't know bra sizes, just agree). If you feel the need to get breast implants, then for some reason your self-esteem isn't as high as it should be, and you need to deal with that before you spend thousands of dollars on something that won't help you do anything. They won't help your self-esteem, and they won't help you get guys. Ok, they will help you get jackassy guys. But you don't want one of those, do you? Oh wait, yes you do. Because you are a girl and girls only go after jackassy guys.
    It just pisses me off what women will do to themselves in order to feel attractive and crap like that, when in reality men just DON'T GIVE A FUCK. If you want to spend your money on something, go to a hairdresser, that's one of the things that men pay attention to most. Get rid of the 80's hairdo and the stupid crap you do to it. Simple and easy.