<kappy_f22> hi
<SweetySug> hello, tiger
<kappy_f22> hi a/s/l?
<SweetySug> No, I'm trying to cut down.
<kappy_f22> what?
<SweetySug> heehee
<SweetySug> a joke
<SweetySug> ...like you were offering
<kappy_f22> great let me share that too........
<SweetySug> a/s/l
<SweetySug> like it was something tangiable
<SweetySug> that you wanted to give me
<SweetySug> and i said no thanks
<SweetySug> because i'm trying to cut back
<SweetySug> like i've had too much
<kappy_f22> 22/m/blore
<SweetySug> which i havent
<SweetySug> because it's not tangiable
<SweetySug> and i could never get enough
<kappy_f22> tangiable !!!!!!! well.......I think.......
<SweetySug> because i just love it's sweet, sweet goodness
<SweetySug> so rich and creamy
<SweetySug> like a warm sommers day
<kappy_f22> bye time out here
<kappy_f22> bye time out here
<SweetySug> what?
<SweetySug> No thanks, I'm trying to cut back
<kappy_f22> really I have gotta go.....Im not so patient.........can yu manage?
<SweetySug> heehee, another joke
<SweetySug> about cutting back
<SweetySug> don't you get it?
<kappy_f22> no joke here !!!
<kappy_f22> i'll go.
<SweetySug> don't you love me anymore?
<SweetySug> what about the children, THE CHILDREN!!!?
<SweetySug> we can work things out
<SweetySug> i'll be more serious
<SweetySug> i swear
<kappy_f22> anymore...let me first start with it......
<SweetySug> i can handle the comittment
<kappy_f22> then lets start....fine
<kappy_f22> a/s/l?
<SweetySug> No thanks, I'm trying to cut back
<SweetySug> I'm so sorry
<kappy_f22> seems like yr testing my nerves.
<SweetySug> I'm so sorry, think of muffy and buffy
<kappy_f22> muffy and buffy ...I sweaar in their name...Iwont continue like that......
<SweetySug> Who are muffy and buffy? Weirdo. A/S/L?
<kappy_f22> yu nkow better..no
<kappy_f22> me...22/m/bangalore,india
<kappy_f22> yrs?
<SweetySug> ditto
<kappy_f22> I dont believe....is it
Okay, so long story made short, it was a weekend and I was sitting around with my friend Brian, who happened to be a little down in the dumps. As an attempt to cheer him up, and because we were bored and had nothing better to do, we started logging into a bunch of IRC chat rooms and messing with people. Eventually we ended up in a one-on-one chat with this "kappy_f22", who honestly, I have no idea what he was talking about most of the time. I'm thinking the guy wasn't to great at speaking the english. Anyways, we talked to this him for a while and just kept making fun of him, and at one point we were laughing so hard that I was crying, desperately clinging to my tenuous grip on the chair, and trying to prevent my spleen from coming out my nose. In retrospect it was probably one of those things you had to be there for, but oh well. And by the way, I can't take much credit for this, the text here is pretty much all Brian, with only a few additions by me. He's a funny guy.
FYI: It doesn't show up on this record, but our full name was "SweetySugarLollipop376" or something like that. That might explain why dude though we were a girl. Eh.
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