| So I solved global warming while in the john this evening. Okay, I'll admit that it started as a nefarious plot to blackmail the world, but I decided to turn it to more philanthropic means. All we have to do is calculate the rate at which the polar ice caps are melting yearly, then build several large rockets and each year send that amount of water from the oceans into the sun. Now, I suppose there are a few minor problems with this plan, such as the fact that the rising coastlines are the least of the dangers of global warming, and that massive amounts of rockets aren't cost-effective, but I'm going to overlook this for the time being and bask in my own genius. |