Poker Hardy's Style

"This so reeks of heinosity" Adam said to Jay after seeing their flight had been delayed do to the blizzard. "Dude you have no idea." Jason commented.

"Adam, Jason looks like we have time to go over next week's Raw." Kurt said upon coming across Adam and Jason. 'Oh man that the last thing I want to do.' Jason thought. 'God when is he going to get a fucking clue that he doesn't stand a chance of getting us into bed' Adam said to himself. "Look I'll go grabbed us a table in the bar." Kurt commented, as he left not giving Adam and Jason a chance to reply. Thinking tonight was going to be the night. He would get Adam and Jason a little drunk and take advantage of them. Kurt couldn't understand why they didn't want him for after all he was an Olympic hero.

"Only thing that would make this worse, if we stuck here with those two masters of stinktatude Matt and Jeff Hardy." Adam remarked. "Oh dude you just had to say their names." Jason said as he pointed to Adam the two people walking up to them.

"You guys stranded too?" Matt asked. "And they call us dumb." Adam replied. "What does it look like? This state so sucks." Jason said. "Hey it shouldn't bother you two you are from Canada." Jeff commented. "And doesn't this look like Canada no it's Minnesota where they only know of two seasons cold and colder." Adam said.

"Look we are going to be here for a while why don't we try and find a way to pass the time?" Matt suggested. "Look why don't you two reekazoids go over there and pass the time." Adam said. "Fine can't say we didn't try and for God sake drop the fucking lingo we aren't working." Jeff said.

"Jeff, do you still have the deck of cards in your bag?" Matt asked as he and Jeff walked off. "Cards?" Adam and Jason said in unison. "Of course never know when you are going to need them." Jeff replied.

"Wait up guys." Adam said as he and Jason went running after Matt and Jeff thinking spending time with Matt and Jeff was way better then spending it with Kurt. Matt and Jeff kept on walking.

"I say it's time we made Adam and Jason pay." Matt whispered to Jeff. "And exactly what did you have in mind big brother?" Jeff asked quietly. "A little poker game Hardy style." Matt replied softly. Jeff smiled. "To quote Adam and Jay, this is so going to reek of awesomeness." Jeff said. "Let's find a secluding corner." Matt said as they kept walking.

"Dudes...uh-um I mean Jeff and Matt look we sorry sometimes it's hard to step away for our characters." Adam said as he tried to catch his breath as Jason and him caught up to Matt and Jeff. "Look you are right we are stranded here until this blizzard passes and right now you two have the only source of entertainment in that deck of cards." Jason commented not wanting to go to the bar where Kurt was.

"You two up for a friendly game of poker?" Matt asked. Adam and Jason looked at each other both knowing how bad they sucked at poker. "Not really our game can we play some other card game?" Jason replied. "Don't worry we won't take your money. We'll play it a little bit different." Jeff said smiling. Both Adam and Jason were a little leery.

"Well if you're not man enough we can play a little kids game like 'Go Fish'" Matt teased. "Poker is fine." Adam said not willing to let his manhood be ripped upon. "Fine, you have that hat you wear to the ring sometimes Adam?" Jeff asked. "Yeah." Adam said as he started to dig through his bag looking for the hat. "Here." Adam said as he handed Jeff hat.

Jeff took the hat and grabbed his notebook out of his bag and proceeded to write everyone's name and put them in the hat. "Ok everyone draw a name." Matt said. Adam reached in took out a piece of paper, Jason followed, then Jeff and Matt finally.

Jeff began to write again and putting more pieces of papers into the hat. "Ok here are the rules we don't play for money. A hand will be dealt then you can discard as many cards at you want onetime. Whoever has the best hand is the winner. Whoever wins pulls a piece of paper out and the person he has to do whatever is on that paper or answer the question. Let's see who everyone has." Matt commented.

Jeff opened his paper to everyone revealed Adam's name. Adam looked at his paper and saw Jason's name. "Who do you have Adam?" Matt asked. "Jason." Adam replied. "I have Jeff's name." Matt said. "Well Jason the means you have Matt's." Jeff commented.

"What's one these pieces of paper?" Jason as trying not to blush. "Don't worry it's nothing you two haven't done before." Jeff snickered. "Do you want to back out?" Matt asked. "No we can handle it." Adam said. But Jason wasn't sure what Jeff meant. "I don't know we are in a public place." Jason said.

Adam pulled Jason a side. "What's wrong Angel?" Adam whispered. "Adam I really don't want to do this, what if they wrote sexually things down?" Jason replied softly. "Come on Jason do you really think they would, I mean Matt has Jeff's name." Adam said quietly. "Yeah but we both have heard the rumors about Matt and Jeff." Jason said. "Yeah and we used to travel with them and saw nothing of the sort." Adam commented.

"Are you guys going to play or not?" Jeff asked hoping they would, he had been wanting Adam for sometime now. "It's up to you Angel if you don't then we won't." Adam whispered. "You're right they couldn't possible have sexually things written down." Jason said trying to smile. "We are in, deal." Adam said as he and Jason sat down.

"Ok we'll play a straight five-card draw." Jeff said as he started to shuffle the deck of cards. "Do you want to cut Adam?" Jeff asked. Adam cut the deck and Jeff proceeded to deal out the cards.

Jason looked at his hand, he had the queen of hearts, 3 of clubs, 8 of spades, Jack of spades and 3 of diamonds. Adam picked up his cards and saw the 7 of hearts, 9 of spades, jack of culbs, 4 of spades and 7 of spades. Matt looked at his cards, 6 of culbs, 10 of spades, ace of spades, 4 of diamonds and the 2 of spades. Jeff picked up his cards and saw the 6 of diamonds, 3 of hearts, jack of diamonds, queen of spades and queen of diamonds.

"How many cards?" Jeff asked. "Three." Matt said already knowing his was a lost hand. "Jason?" Jeff questioned. "Two." Jason said nervously. Jeff looked at Adam. "I'll take two also." Adam said. "And the dealer will take three." Jeff commented.

"I'll show my first." Matt said as he lay down his hand. "Man that reeks." Adam said at seeing Matt's hand. "Well Jeff has always been a lousy dealer Matt said seeing that he had nothing. "You're next Jason." Jeff commented. "A pair of three's" Jason said laying his hand down. "Sorry Jay it don't beat a pair of sevens." Adam boasted only to be cut short by Jeff. "Which don't beat two pair." Jeff said showing his two queens and the two fives he picked up.

Matt picked up the hat. "Go ahead a draw a piece of paper Jeff." Matt said. Jeff smiled at Adam already knowing what he wrote down. The only question would the two lovers mind fool around in front of each other. Jeff drew out of piece of paper and handed it to Adam. "You have to do what is one the paper." Jeff said.

Adam opened up the paper. "NO FUCKING WAY HARDY!" Adam shouted. "Adam kept it down we don't want to draw attention to us." Matt said. "From who this place is almost deserted." Jason said. "I'm still not doing it. Let's play for money instead." Adam said as his face started to become flush. "Just do it Adam." Jason said.

Adam didn't say anything just handed Jason the piece of paper. Jason's face became pale after reading it. Matt was about to burst. "What does it say?" Matt asked. "He has to kiss Jeff for two minutes open mouth and all." Jason said as he dropped the paper. "Pay up Copeland or ain't you man enough." Jeff teased. At that point both Jason and Adam wonder what kind of poker game they had gotten themselves into. "Well?" Matt questioned. Jason reached over and took Adam's hand and gave it a squeeze to reassure him that he was still will to play long.

"Fine." Adam said as he leaned over took Jeff's face in his hand brushing his lips against Jeff's who opened his mouth and flicked his tongue at Adam's lips. Adam opened his mouth and immediately felt Jeff's tongue searching his mouth. Jeff was enjoying every second of the kiss. Adam released Jeff's face and wrapped his arms around Jeff pulling him deepen into the kiss, to which Jeff responded by running his hands through Adam's hair.

Matt had to say time up twice before Adam and Jeff heard him. "Damn Adam always thought you would be a great kisser glad I wasn't disappointed. Adam blushed. Jason sat there and pouted. He didn't like the way Adam seemed to be enjoying kissing Jeff.

"My deal." Matt said as he picked up the cards and started to shuffle them. "Cut?" Matt asked Jeff. Jeff cut the deck and Matt dealt the cards.

"How many Jason?" Matt asked after everyone looked at their cards "Three." Jason said. "Adam?" "I'll take three also." Adam replied. "Make it the same for me bro." Jeff added. "And the dealer is going to do the same." Matt said as he threw three cards in the discard pile and dealt himself three new ones.

"Ok Jason you're first this time." Matt said. Jason lay down his cards showing a pair of nines. "Can you beat a pair of nines Adam?" Jeff questioned. "No I have shit." Adam replied as he lay down his cards. "So do I, it's up to you Matt." Jeff said. "Sorry Jason but my pair of queens beats your nines." Matt said.

"Pick away." Jeff said as he held the hat up for Matt to pick a piece of paper from. Matt picked apiece of paper and handed it to Jeff. "What's the most public place you done it and with who." Jeff said kind of glad that Matt hadn't picked the blowjob one even though he loved giving his brother a blowjob. But Adam and Jason freaked on the kiss one how would they handle seeing Matt and Jeff together.

"This totally sucks." Adam pouted. "Luck of the draw." Matt retaliated. "Well Jeff?" Jason said. "I would have to say in the ring about 20 minutes before they opened the doors to let the crowd in and it was with Chris." Jeff answered. "Which Chris?" Adam asked "Irvine dumb-ass as if Benoit would get the time of day from me." Jeff snapped. "How the hell was I to know?" Adam said.

"Calm down, Jason it's your deal." Matt said giving his brother a look to remind Jeff not to push it with Adam and Jason. Jason shuffled the deck and had Matt cut them then he dealt the cards out.

"How many cards Adam?" Jason asked. "Three please." Adam said smiling at Jason but only received a frown. "I'll take three too." Jeff said. "I'll bet you will." Jason said underneath his breath as he dealt Jeff three new cards. "Matt?" Jason asked. "Two Jason." Matt replied. "And I'll take three." Jason said.

"You're first this time Adam. "Pair of threes." Adam said sadly. "Well I have that beat with a pair of fives." Jeff said smiling think maybe he would get to have Adam do something again to him. "Unfortunately my pair of fours don't be your pair of fives Jeff." Matt commented. "Well my pair of kings does." Jason said as he glared at Jeff. "Well it looks like you won this hand Jason." Matt said as he held the hat in front of Jason.

Jason reached in and pulled out a piece of paper and handed it to Matt. "It says I have to stroke your cock for two minutes." Matt said. "Bullshit." Adam said as he swiped the paper from Matt's hand only to see that Matt was tell the truth. "Fine, I'm going to get a soda anyone else want one?" Adam snarled.

"Oh I have to sit and watch you kiss Jeff but you can't take watching Matt playing with me." Jason snapped at Adam. "Whoa guys clam down this was just some friendly fun." Matt said trying to defuse the break up that he since was about to happen. "Friendly fun my ass your brother has always been after Adam." Jason said. "So like you haven't wanted Matt." Jeff retaliated.

Adam could take it anymore and got up and left unnoticed. "Up yours Hardy!" Jason yelled at Jeff. "No I think you want Matt to do that to you." Jeff snickered. "JEFF STOP IT!" Matt screamed. "Jesus Matt, chill-out I'm just having fun." Jeff said. "Yeah and if the two of you haven't notice Adam left." Matt said. "What?" Jason said.

"Look Jason I'm sorry we pushed things too far with you and Adam. We just want to get back at the two of you." Matt said. "For what doing our jobs?" Jason questioned. "Well you being doing your job a little too much. We used to pal around but now you guys travel with Kurt and go clubbing with him." Jeff said. "Do you think we actually enjoy going out with Kurt? He always comes up with some fucking work excuse before he tries to get us in bed!" Jason yelled.

"Don't you think we should go find Adam?" Matt asked. "He just went to go get a soda." Jeff replied. "I don't think so, Jason have you and Adam been seeing anyone else?" Matt questioned. "No it's just been Adam and me. I better go find him." Jason said as he got up and started walking away.

"Jesus Jeff how many sexually acts did you put in there?" Matt questioned. "Same as always. Come on Matt you have been wanting Jason as much as I have been wanting Adam I figure it would be a good way to let them know." Jeff replied. "And break them up. The game is over." Matt said. "What if they want to continue?" Jeff asked. "I don't think that's going to be happening. I think when they get back it's going to be as cold in here as it is outside." Matt said.

Adam stared out the window wishing he were anywhere but here. Cursing himself of enjoying kissing Jeff especially in front of Jason.

"Adam?" Jason said as he came up to his lover. "What all done?" Adam asked as he wiped the tears away. "Nothing happened. What's wrong?" Jason replied. "Everything, how could Matt and Jeff do thing to us, I thought they were our friends." Adam commented. "Yeah and we haven't exactly being act like friends to them." Jason said. "Come on Jason the only time we get away from Kurt I just want to spend with you. And you know the only reason we go with Kurt is cause he always say the business to discuss before he makes another pass at both of us." Adam said.

"Can I ask you a question and I promise I won't get mad at the answered." Jason inquired. "Yes, I liked kissing Jeff." Adam said already knowing what Jason was going to ask. "Maybe it's time we add a couple more lovers to our bed, ones that we trust and care about." Jason commented. "Did you want Matt to play with your cock?" Adam asked. "Honest truth, yes but I don't want to lose you Adam. I love you so much." Jason replied. "I love you too Angel. Maybe you're right and we should see if Matt and Jeff want to become our lovers too." Adam said. "So do you want to go back and get our things or finish the game?" Jason asked. Adam didn't say anything just took Jason's hand and walked back to where Matt and Jeff were.

"Adam I'm sorry, I didn't have a right." Jeff said but was silenced by Jason's lips as Adam kissed Matt. "I believe you owe Jason a hand-job." Adam remarked as he broke the kiss with Matt. "Jeff you weren't lying when you said that Adam could kiss." Matt said as he caught his breath. "Nope and Jason is just as good." Jeff said as he wrapped his arms around Jason nuzzling in to Jason's neck.

"Are you sure that you want to continue with the game?" Matt said, as he was totally confused about Adam and Jason turn about in their attitudes. "Yes in fact why don't we spice it up even more? The person that has do what is on the paper also loses a piece of clothing chosen by the winner." Adam said. "Now you're talking Adam. It's time to pay up big brother." Jeff said as he let go of Jason's waist.

"Lose the shirt Matt." Jason said as he sat down. "You guys realize that we can get caught." Matt said as he took off his shirt. "Hey we thought you like the extreme." Jason said as he unzipped his pants. Matt slid his hand down Jason pants. "Commando?" Matt remarked. "What can I said Adam doesn't like to have to deal with alot of clothes when he's horny." Jason snickered. "When I'm horny it's more like when you are." Adam said.

"Uh-um Jason this isn't working." Matt said as he tugged as Jason's pants and pulled them down to Jason's knees "Much better." Matt said as he started to stroke Jason's cock. Adam and Jeff kept look out for anyone to come by while sneaking glances back and Matt and Jason. "Oh Matt faster," Jason moaned. Matt smiled but didn't increase his speed. "Fuck Matt quite teasing me." Jason pleaded.

Adam smiled for he knew what Matt was doing to Jason cause he had done it on numerous occasions to Jason himself. "Two minutes." Jeff said. "Well give him another two." Jason begged. "Nope rules are rules." Matt said as he stopped. "Fuck so I have to sit around with a raging hard-on." Jason commented as he pulled up his pants. "Well you could get lucky and win the next hand. Adam I believe it's your deal." Jeff said as he and Adam sat down.

Adam took the cards and shuffled the deck and asked Jason if he was capable of cut the deck. "Fuck you Adam." Jason said. "Anytime Angel." Adam said smiling as Jason cut the deck. Adam dealt the cards.

"Jeff?" Adam said. "Give me three." Jeff remarked. "How many Matt?" Adam asked. "Three also." Matt replied. "Angel?" Adam asked as he smiled at Jason this time Jason smiled back. "I'll take three and they better be better then the ones you just dealt." Jason snickered.

"Ever heard the term poker face Jason?" Matt laughed. "No what is it?" Jason asked. "Being able to keep a straight face no matter if your hand is great or a piece of shit." Matt replied. "Oh." Jason said.

"I'll take two." Adam said. "Alright Jeff what do you have?" Matt asked. "Pair of jacks." Jeff replied. "Beats my pair of sevens. How about you Jason?" Matt inquired. "Crap." Jason answered. "Well my three queens beat your two pair Jeff." Adam said laying down his cards. "Oh this isn't fair he has Jason name." Jeff pouted. "Hey it's fair we all picked the same way." Matt said as he held the hat up for Adam. Adam picked a piece of paper and handed it Jason.

"By the way Angel lose the shirt. I really wish would wrestle without one." Adam commented. "Yeah and you would have a hard-on during the whole match." Jason said as he took off the shirt. "Jason you have a very nice chest why don't you?" Matt asked. "I get cold and I don't see you two going shirtless." Jason said as he looked at the paper. "Hey we at least take them off during the match." Jeff stated in his and Matt's defense.

"What's do you have to do?" Adam asked. "It say how old were you when you lost your virginity and to whom." Jason replied. "Well?" Matt inquired. "I was seventeen and it was to Adam." Jason replied as he leaned over and kissed Adam. "Hey it didn't say that you should kiss him." Jeff commented. "Yeah and it didn't say I couldn't." Jason snickered as the kiss broke. "True your deal Jeff." Matt said.

Jeff shuffled the cards, Adam cut them and Jeff dealt out the cards. "How many Matt?" Jeff asked. "Give me a second to look at my cards." Matt replied. Matt picked up his cards. "Give me two." Matt said. "Jason?" Jeff asked. "Three Jeff." Jason replied. "Adam?" Jeff inquired. "Three." Adam replied. "And I'll take three also." Jeff remarked.

"Well Matt what do you have?" Adam asked. "A pair of queens and a pair of aces." Matt said. "Fuck it beats my pair of fours." Jason commented. "Same with my pairs of sevens." Adam added. "And my pair of nines." Jeff said. "Well baby bro it's time for you to lose the shirt also while I pick a piece of paper." Matt said.

Adam picked up the hat and held it for Matt. Matt took a piece of paper and handed it Jeff. "Oh man." Jeff said as he looked at the paper. "Come on Jeff you have to do it." Matt said. "Hope you two are really Open-minded." Jeff commented as he went over to Matt. Jeff unbuttoned Matt's pants and started to unzip them.

"Jeff what do you have to do?" Matt asked as he stopped Jeff's hand. "Give you a blowjob." Jeff said smiling. "We'll keep an eye out." Adam said as he and Jason stood up and blocked Matt and Jeff from the view of anyone that might come by.

Adam glanced back at Matt and Jeff to see Jeff effortlessly bobbing his head up and down on Matt's cock while Matt had his hands laced in Jeff's hair guiding Jeff. "Man they done this before." Adam whispered to Jason. Jason peeked back to see Jeff cupping Matt's balls and squeezing them. "FUCK JEFF!" Matt cried as he exploded in Jeff's mouth who swallowed all that Matt had to offer.

"So the rumors are true." Adam commented. "What rumors?" Jeff asked. "That you two sleep together." Jason replied. "Well we do more than just sleep." Matt said as he pulled up his pants. "Hey Jason and I are supposed to be the comical team of the WWF." Adam said in protest. "Don't worry you are." Jeff said. "Hey we still can wrestle the ass of most of the tag teams in the back." Jason retaliated.

"I believe it my deal." Matt said as he picking up the cards and shuffling them. Matt dealt the cards out after Jeff had cut them. "How many Jason?" Matt asked. "Give me two." Jason said. "Adam how many do you want?" Matt inquired. Adam didn't say anything he was still thinking about Jeff giving Matt the blowjob. "ADAM!" Matt, Jeff and Jason yelled. "Huh? Oh three." Adam said as he blushed. "I take two." Jeff said. "Three for me." Matt commented.

"Ok Jason what do you have?" Jeff asked. "Jack-shit where did you learn to deal Matt." Jason replied. "Well I kind of like the way he deals, pair of tens and a pair of aces." Adam said. "I'm in agreement Adam but my straight beats your two pairs." Jeff remarked. "Shit it beats my full house." Matt said.

"Lose the pants Adam." Jeff said smiling. "Jeff I can't." Adam pleaded. "What he trying say Jeff is he goes commando too, he only wears the thong to the ring." Jason said. "Well Adam it was your rule." Matt commented. "Fine but can I least have a shirt near by if someone goes over to us?" Adam asked as he started to remove his pants. "Hear Adam." Jason said as he handed Adam his shirt.

"Jeff picked a piece of paper." Matt said as he held the hat in front of Jeff who was staring at Adam in admiration. Jason gently kicked Jeff. "Damn Jason wonder you don't share Adam." Jeff said as he picked a piece of paper and handed it to Adam.

"Who in the WFF would you most like to do and who wouldn't you." Adam said. Adam sat there and thought for second it would be the chance to see if Jeff and Matt want to start to share his and Jason's bed but did know if Jason want him to say anything. "Adam what's your answer." Matt said. Jason gave Adam a quick wink.

"Well you see it a tie for who I would want to do, as for who I wouldn't that's easy Kurt Angle." Adam said. " You guys must really hate working with him as much as you have to right now." Matt commented. "You have no idea Matt." Jason said. "Ok who are the two or is there more and Jason can't be one of them we already know you two are lovers." Jeff said. "No it's only two you and Matt." Adam said.

"Flight 227 to Miami, Florida will be boarding in twenty minutes at gate 7b." Was announced over the PA system. "That's our flight we better get move towards the gate." Jason said. Adam started to put on his pants and handed Jason his shirt.

"Adam did mean what you said about me and Jeff?" Matt asked as he put his shirt back on. "Yes, do you guys want to start rooming together again?" Adam said. "Well that depends on someone else." Jeff stated. "Jeff, Adam would have never said anything if I didn't want too." Jason said. "I knew a game of Hardy's poker would bring us back together." Matt said. "Well it put us together in a way we haven't been." Adam commented.

"So should we continue the game when we get to the hotel?" Jeff asked as he put his shirt on. "To quote Stone Cold Steve Austin, Oh Hell Yeah!" Adam, Matt, and Jason said.

The four of them started to walk towards the gate. Jason pulled Adam back for a moment. "Adam would you mind if I sat with Matt on the plane?" Jason asked. "No Angel as long it doesn't bother you that I sit with Jeff." Adam replied. "Nope, this is so going to reek of awesomeness." Jason commented. "Dude this relationship is going to be totally rad." Adam said as he gave Jason a quick kiss.

"What happening to you guys?" Kurt asked I went looking for you but couldn't find you. "We decided to play a game of poker with a couple of our friends." Adam said. "Well at least we can sit on the plane and talk." Kurt said. "Nope there been a screw up in the seating arrangements. It seems that Jason has to sit next to Matt and I have to sit next to Jeff." Adam commented as he and Jason started to walk towards the gate again leaving Kurt behind with a confused look on his face.

"Are you two coming?" Jeff hollered back to Adam and Jason. "Not yet but we will be." Adam and Jason said smiling as they caught up with Jeff and Matt.

The End


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