HEARTBREAK RIDGE
BEST EASTWOOD QUOTES FROM
HEARTBREAK RIDGE
PRISONER: I don’t like soldier boys.
HIGHWAY: Say what?
PRISONER: If you want to pop that puppy's can, you don’t have to grease him so hard, jar head.
HIGHWAY: Sounds like you’re a man of experience.
PRISONER: What the fuck's that suppose to mean, grunt shit?
HIGHWAY: It means be advised, I’m mean nasty and tired. I eat constintino wire and piss napalm, and I can put a round through a flea's ass at 200 meters. So you go and hump somebody else’s leg, mutt face, before I push yours in.
PRISONER: Ain’t going to be so smart with your balls stuffed in your mouth, jar head!
HIGHWAY: Hang on to this, boy. I think war's just been declared.
HIGHWAY: If I was half as ugly as you, Sergeant Major, I'd be a poster boy for a prophylactic!
HIGHWAY: (After firing at his troops) This is the AK-47 assault rifle, the preferred weapon of your enemy. It makes a distinctive sound when fired at you. So remember it.
STITCH: This babe is wack. She doesn't know what's 12" long and white. Nothing! (Laughs) Hey man, no offense, I'm just working on my routine.
GUNNY: I'll tell you what's black and bleeding if it don't shut its face.
GUNNY: This doesn't mean we're gonna be swapping spit in the shower.
GUNNY: You improvise. You adapt. You overcome.
GUNNY: The Marines are looking for a few good men. Unfortunately, you ain't it.
COL. MEYERS: What's your assessment of this alert?
GUNNY: It's a cluster fuck.
COL. MEYERS: Say again?
GUNNY: Marines are fighting men, sir. They shouldn't be sitting around on their sorry asses filling out request forms for equipment they should already have.
GUNNY: You can rob me. You can starve me and you can beat me and you can kill me. Just don't bore me.
COP: You're going to pay every dollar of that fine. I don't give no service man's discount!
GUNNY: Too bad, your old lady does.
GUNNY: When you get in there, let them know who you are so no friendlies get hurt.
STITCH: Hello happenin' hostages. I'm Stitch, Mr. Funkadelic.
GUNNY: Try U.S. Marine, shithead.
FRAGETTI: Don't let him die, Gunny.
GUNNY: That's not up to me.
GUNNY: Just because we're holding hands doesn't mean we're gonna take warm showers to the wee hours of the morning, you hear me?
STITCH: Sucker, I thought you was dead.
GUNNY: Wishful thinking.
POWERS: Just what the hell do you think you were doing?
GUNNY: Just enjoying the view, sir.
POWERS: Well, you disobeyed a direct order. I told you to stay in contact and not to take this hill without me. Get on your feet, Highway!
GUNNY: With all due respect, sir, you're beginning to bore the hell out of me.
GUNNY: Semper Fi!
(Although this site is specifically for Eastwood quotes... I gotta add this Stitch Jones line...)
STITCH: Have no fear, Stitch is here. And I never go into combat without my plastic.
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