Here's another pic of my lovely sis.  For you men who have the guts to marry her, I TRIPPLE DOG DARE YOU!!  But I guess you'll be fine if you can COOK on your OWN.  And just look at those boney fingers of hers, careful she's an eye-poker and she bites!

 

NOO...can't take much more of this monstrosity, take me back to your site!