A Matt White Inc. Biography: by the late Satanic Spruce R.I.P Twas the year 2002 and all the great Stupid Metal bands were fading away. Bands like JmBB,Feces Phantom and Oddsoul sadly came to an end. Andy Middaugh,Brad Hakanen and Jimmy Laukka were not ready to throw in the towel. They decided to start a band so stupid and idiotic that Blake would shit his pants with anger. The idea was there now all they needed was a name. 5 hours and 4 cartons of milk later they came up with the greatest name that symbolized everything that is stupid and wrong with this world and came up with........MATT WHITE INC. Matt White is a good freind of the band and gladly allowed them to exploit his good name with thier stupid brand of heavy metal retardedness. The band is now planing on recording thier debut album and a tour with Inflames,Pantera,Cannibal Corpse and Corrosion of Conformity. Look for these fuck ups to rock it out for probably another week or so untill they get tired and just stop this band alltogether. Thank you for reading:Sincerly Satanic Spruce

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