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KILROYTIMES MAVERICKS HOME SILHOUETTES 2002

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Taj Mahal kya cheez hai main to usse bhi bada mahal banaoonga, aree Mumtaz to marke dafan hui thi, main to tujhe zinda hi dafna dunga. Maine tujhe dekha Dekhta raha, Dekhta hi gaya Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya Aur bhi cheezain buhat see lut chu-ki hain dil kay saath Yae bataya doostoon nae ishq furma-ney kay baad Is leay kamray ki eak eak cheez "ckeck" karta hoon main "Eak teray aa-ney say phah-ley, eak teray jaa-ney kae baad" Jab ka-ha tha aa-ou tho aa-tay na thae Bin ke-hay aab bar bar aa-ney la-gae Ya kabhi wo bae-rukhi, ya yae karam sath aab bach-choon ko bhi la-ney la-gae Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita Sine Theta By Cos Theta ....is equal to Tan Theta ... Tan ki shakti, manki shakti, Bournvita .Door se dekha to Patthhar dikhta tha...... Door se dekha.. to Patthhar dikhtaa thaa....... Paas jake dekha to... suchmuch Patthhar hi thaa...... Use karte hein make-up ka daba roze kiyun? Ban sanwar kar nikalte hain chailaa roze kiyun? Mummy tum to kehti thee Eid to kab kee gaye Phir Parosan se gale miltay hain Papa roze kiyun? Khud ko kar buland itnaa.. Ke' Himaalay ki choti pe jaa pahunche.. Aur khuda tumse puche.. 'Abe gadhe... ab utrega kaise ' Unki zulfoon pe pyaar aaya Paas ja kar dekha tu sardar paya Kyon Tum har raat mere khwabon mein aao, Kyon Tum har raat mujhe yuunhi satao, Melody khao khud jaan jao........ Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan Lifeboy hai jahan, tandurusti hai wahan Before Marriage-------------- takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti tajmahal banana chahata hoon lekin mumtaz nahi milti When Wannabe-------------------- takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti tajmahal banan chahata hoon, aji, mumtaz mil gayi hai magar woh shaadi nahi karti After Marriage-------------- takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti tajmahal banana chahata hoon lekin mumtaz nahi marti