alex ferguson, sex organ fuel
bob taylor, a tory blob
charlton athletic, halt technical rot
chelsea, leaches
crystal palace, crap alley cats
david ginola, vagina dildo
dennis bergkamp, pink german beds
gareth southgate, treat to huge shag
george best, go get beers
karlheinz reidle, he killer red nazi
maine road, i am a drone, a dire moan
manchester city, i'm shy can't erect, synthetic cream
manchester united, urine detachments, the entrained scum, stained hen rectum,
scum need the train
leicester city, electric yetis
martin keown, i'm not wanker
paul merson, lump on arse
peter beardsley, beery plastered
peter shilton, enter hot lips
queens park rangers, ranger spanks queer
robbie elliott, better boil oil
scott sellars, let's toss carl
sheffield united, defies nude filth
stan collymore, measly control
super john mcginlay, sperm launching joy
teddy sheringham, he'd shag dirty men
west bromwich albion, i blame brown cow shit
wolverhampton wanderers, old woman perverts raw hen, worst ever home drawn plan
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