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"Ham Sandwich"


As ham sandwiches go, it was perfection. A thick slab of ham, a fresh bun,
crisp lettuce and plenty of expensive, light brown, gourmet mustard.
The corners of my jaw aching in anticipation, I carried it to the picnic
table in our backyard, picked it up with both hands but was stopped by my
wife suddenly at my side.












"Hold Johnny (our six-week-old son) while I get my sandwich," she said.
I had him balanced between my left elbow and shoulder and was reaching
again for the ham sandwich when I noticed a streak of mustard on my fingers.
I love mustard. I had no napkin. I licked it off. It was not mustard.
No man ever put a baby down faster. It was the first and only time
I have sprinted with my tongue protruding. With a washcloth in each hand
I did the sort of routine shoe shine boys do, only I did it on my tongue.











Later my wife said, "Now you know why they call that mustard 'Poupon.' "

















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