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How many women with PMS
does it take to screw in a light bulb?


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"ONE."


And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb, that's why. They don't even know the bulb is BURNED OUT.

They would sit in this house in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And once they figured it out they wouldn't be able to FIND the light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past SEVENTEEN YEARS!

But if, by some MIRACLE, they did find AND CHANGE the light bulbs, TWO DAYS LATER the chair that they dragged from two rooms over to stand on would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!

AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THE STUPID #@#*! LIGHT BULBS CAME IN. WHY??? BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE, THAT'S WHY!!!!

IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF CRAP 12 FEET DEEP THROUGH THE ENTIRE #@!$#%! HOUSE!!!!!!!

That' s how many.
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