Chris "The King of Bling Bling Bay Bay" Jericho: Hey, Hey, mami! You know Pam, your not so bad lookin, as a matter of fact good looking enough to.... Spend a night in Canada's Finest's Hotel Bay Bay!
Pamela "Hot Stuff" Paulshock: You know Chris, I would'nt mind that but I've come here about Chris "The Rabid Wolverine" Benoit's match. So Chris, what are your thoughts on Sean O'Haire? And, do you have any concerns?
Chris "I'll Break Your F@#$ing Neck" Benoit: Whoa, whoa, whoa! I thought you learned this already baby, Chris Benoit, does'nt get afraid of anything or anyone. You know Sean O'Haire is one hell of a superstar, but he is'nt one of Canada's Finest! And for that guy "Daz," maybe he should keep his head out of our buisness! Because you might have two people, but we have three, and we are still growing so Daz and Sean O'Haire, why don't you stop talking before you learn why Canada's Finest got there name!
Benoit, Jericho and Edge walk away as Paulshock is left there in shock.
"Whatever" by Our Lady Peace hits and Canada's Finest makes there way down to the ring.
"The New and Intense" Edge: You know, all week I've been hearing "Benoit are you ready? O'Haire is to big!" Well why don't you shut up people?! I mean Benoit won at Cyberslam with me Jericho beat up on Taker and Evolution is now gone from the biz because of us! So, maybe if you don't back off, we might just have to give you an even bigger beating then we wanted to!
Chris "The King of Bling Bling Bay Bay" Jericho: You know, maybe Sean O'Haire does'nt get it, because his boy "Daz," or at least he calls himself that, can go kiss my beautiful Canadian Ass! And maybe Benoit is'nt a champ yet, no, but he is a #1 Contender and so is umm, whats his name, ME! You know were busy people, unlike Sean O'Haire, we don't have to do some R. Kelly shit to get a girl. And you know, Sean, Daz, you guys are'nt America's Finest or something, your actually........... Nothing's Finest! You should name yourself that, and if Benoit loses, maybe it's because he's going threw a hard time and maybe it's because he is'nt as focused as usual, but if you think you can just beat him as easy as 1, 2, 3. Your wrong, maybe a Widow's Maker or whatever the hell your move is called might hurt him but you'll need more than that to beat him assclown! So my advice, Hit the Bricks Junior before you get hurt!
"Whatever" By Our Lady Peace hits again and Canada's Finest leaves the ring.