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| Chris Benoit has something to say! SO LISTEN UP! :-)! |
| "Whatever" by Our Lady Peace, hits and Chris Benoit makes his way down to the ring. Jerry "The King" Lawler: Oh my god! It's Chris Benoit and he's out of that damn Parking Lot! I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm friggen speechless JR! I don't believe this! Jim "Good Ol' JR" Ross: You know what King, I don't believe it either! Your speechless! It's a miracle folks, first we see Chris Benoit and now King is speechless! Jerry "The King" Lawler: Oh Shut Up JR! Chris "The Rabid Wolverine" Benoit: You know, Chris Jericho did an open challenge, and he got an opponent, so now I'm doing something a little like that. Undertaker! You know, you've been saying "Edge join join join blah blah blah!" You know Taker, you and Paul Bearer could have the power, but that's an Urn that you have, an Urn that controls The Undertaker. Heh, you know I remember in WWE, when the Urn was taken control of by the Dudleyz and Paul Heyman, now what power did they have...... A lot! Now control of Taker, this may not sound like something Chris Benoit would want, but hey, it is starting to sound pretty good. Jim "Good Ol' JR" Ross: Oh my god, if this is what I think Benoit is talking about this is going to be very scary. Chris "The Rabid Wolverine" Benoit: Now, some of you might be saying, "What is this guy smoking?" Some of you may say, "What the hell is this guy talking about?" And some of you may say "He can't do this!" Well let me explain to you what I mean, no the Undertaker isn't Canadian, so no he won't be part of Canada's Finest.... Technically. Heh, you see, unless he just gives me the Urn, nothing will happen...... yet. So Taker, Paul Bearer, I'm challenging you to a match! You have until the week of the next Pay-Per-View to answer. I want a match with you and the winner gets the Urn, get's control of the Undertaker. I'm challenging you to a match Taker'! 1 on 1! For the Urn! And since I will be winning a title soon, I'll put that on the line! So taker...... Please I'm begging you, accept my challenge! |
| Are you worthy enough to be with Canada's Finest? Hope |