The camera shows up backstage as Edge runs into the lockerroom to see someone he never thought would be in the real lockerroom, Chris Benoit.
Edge: Hey, Chris man, you know Cyberslam is coming up and we have a Bed of Weapons match and you know thats pretty gruesome and hard on the body if you know what I mean.
Chris "The Crippler" Benoit: Edge, is this going somewhere? Or am I just here to listen to you whine about this match about you being ready about being intense, or are you worried? Worried that your pretty face will be messed up? Well listen Edge, I've lost teeth, a lot of blood, and broken a few bones in the process of coming to the top of WWE, but now were in the EHW and I'm willing to do exactly what I did before, here. So if your worried about being...... Hurt, don't complain to me about it!
Edge: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Chris hold on, I'm not worried about that, I may not have been hurt as much as you or as bloodied but I know how to fight! I have brought up my intensity level Chris and even you have to admit that....
Chris "The Crippler" Benoit: Listen Edge, I don't have to do anything, but yeah your making improvement, but step by step is not good enough right now, we can go back to that after Cyberslam because at Cyberslam, is the most Hellacious fight of your life! Now if I said I was gonna be 100% after the Triple Threat match at Turmoil, I'd be lying, but you don't understand, I am one of Canada's Finest, and so are you, but until we defeat Evolution, were nothing, so if I'm not 100%, if I get attacked, you have to put 110% in maybe even 120, but either way you should be doing that, I won not one but two Triple Threat Matches against HBK and Triple H, two Icons in this buisness, I've made everyone tap from The Rock, to Randy Orton, and I'm not afraid to make him tap again, because EHW, is just a place to add on the amount of people who have felt my wrath!
Edge: Hey Chris, you know, I've never been World Champ, the closest I've come was Intercontinental, and regardless of Canada's Finest you know I'm going after it, and I'm willing to pick up my intensity level higher than the blue sky, to win this thing ok?!
Chris "The King of the World" Jericho: Whoa, whoa ladies calm down, Edge, you might want the title more than any other assclown in the world, but not more than me or The Crippler here, when your in a stable you forget about yourself Jackass, you forget about the self-centered bastard you have and you think, how can I help this team? I'll tell you! When you get a Title Shot Ass Clown you get help from your partners, and when your partners get a shot you help them! Get it Junior?!
Edge: Ok, I get it but that still does'nt stop me from chasing the Title!
Chris "The Crippler" Benoit: Well, you should worry about our match at Cyberslam ok? Good.
The camera fades away as they all walk away from eachother.
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