Scene: The Highlight Reel Symbol shows up on the Jeritron right before Chris Jericho shows up in the ring set up for a VERY special eHw Event with Chris Jericho and later on his special guests!
~The Intercontinental King~ Chris ~Y2J~ Jericho: Ladies, gentlemen, children, all people, welcome..... to NIGHTMARE IS JERICHO! Tonight is big for me especially when I make Christian tap like the Jackass he is! But, also tonight, I sign the contract for the eHw Ironman Match against Al Snow for the World Heavyweight Championship babay! After I win that Intercontinental Championship, you all know I will walk up that ramp raise it high, and then walk back down to Al Snow's match with The Sandman and cheer my good friend The Sandman on! Maybe, no, that would'nt work. Well, I'll say it anyways for my great Jerichoholics!
The crowd explodes in "Y2J" Chants as the arena starts shaking!
~The Intercontinental King~ Chris ~Y2J~ Jericho: Alright babay! This year, is not Y2J, not Y2K, but it is the year of Chris Jericho! I know 2004 is comin' to an end, but, 2005, NO ASS CLOWNS ALOUD!
The crowd explodes in cheers as Y2J has a huge smile on his face.
~The Intercontinental King~ Chris ~Y2J~ Jericho: Yeah babay! Now, since it is No Ass Clowns aloud in 2005, you have to realize, Y2J has to take out A LOT of Ass Clowns! Now, the first Ass Clown that will be taken out of the eHw, is Christian! Christian runs his mouth saying HE is the best, tell me, did'nt Chris Benoit make him tap last week? YES! But, more importantly, are'nt I, Y2J Chris Jericho going to make Christian Tap, this Sunday at Nightmare is Jericho?! YEAH BABAY! But, about Scott Steiner, lets take a look at some footage me and him have...
*~* We hear “King Of My World” by Saliva start without a countdown, and then fade after a few seconds. *~*
~The Intercontinental King~ Chris ~Y2J~ Jericho: What?
~The Intercontinental Fake~ Scott Steiner: You know, as much as I like you, you gotta know that I’m pissed as hell, and at NIGHTMARE I’m gonna rip you up more than my body is right now! Jeri…
~The Intercontinental King~ Chris ~Y2J~ Jericho: Shut… the… hell… up… ASS CLOWN! I know you’re pissed. I know you’re ripped. I know you suck. Oh, sorry… Steiner, I’m in this for one thing only; the World Heavyweight Title. I don’t care about your stupid Intercontinental Title. I’ll wear it proudly when I win it, but…
~The Intercontinental Fake~ Scott Steiner: But what? You piss me off! Your head is too big, unlike the rest of you! There is no World Title, it’s gone to crap, and as far as I’m concerned, this is the number one belt in this company! I don’t care what Heyman says! He can strip me of this belt if he wants to! He can give it to Christian if he wants to, I don’t care! Let it be known that…
~The Intercontinental King~ Chris ~Y2J~ Jericho: Oh… Oooh… He can give it to Christian, eh? So, he’s the better wrestler between us? Well, I don’t know if you know, jackass, but I’m the King of the World! He’s just a little creep, and you’re just…
~The Intercontinental Fake~ Scott Steiner: What? What am I, jack?
~The Intercontinental King~ Chris ~Y2J~ Jericho: You’re just a fallen hero that once was great and now can barely hold a match together in front of the two fans that still like you! Face it, Scott, the more things change, the more they stay the same. You’ve been like this all of your life, but you just can’t admit it.
~The Intercontinental Fake~ Scott Steiner: Maybe you should take a look in the mirror, punk, and see who really can’t hold a match together! Tuesday Turmoil, July thirteen; you were guest ref in my Intercontinental Title match with Sean O’Haire! Let’s go to the end of the match and see what happened! As I recall, I had to give your ass a DDT to make you count the pin, because you were such a incompetent referee! You couldn’t hold my match together, which is why I had to supply the glue and glue your ass to the floor! You think if you can’t even be a referee that you can be the Intercontinental Champion? You need to think harder!
The scene comes back to Jericho who is in the ring with a smirk on his face.
~The Intercontinental King~ Chris ~Y2J~ Jericho: Now, Ladies and Gentlemen, do you know what the hell that Jackass Scott Steiner was talking about?! He's bringing back the NWO! Well, Anti-ETF is ready to take out the NWO AND THE ETF! Now later tonight, I have to sign the contracts for my eHw Ironman Match with that stupid Ass Clown Al Snow! And then, later on tonight, Billy Kidman and Paul London, the eHw Tag Team Champions, AND! The newest Anti-ETF member, Mr. Tough Enough, Maven, will sign the contracts for an 8 Man Tag Team Match between the ETF, and the Anti-ETF! But, before all of that, I have a special guest, the biggest chump in eHw History, the man I AM GOING TO BEAT FOR HIS TITLE! Scott....... Steiner.......
"Hollar if Ya Hear Me" hits and Scott Steiner makes his way down to the ring to a mixture of cheers and boos.
~The Intercontinental King~ Chris ~Y2J~ Jericho: Now, Scotty, Scotty, Scotty! Hey babay! You know, Y2J Chris Jericho has had a pretty up and down week you know that Ass Clown? First, Y2J Chris Jericho got his World Title Shot against Al Snow in an eHw Ironman Match! Alright Babay! But, Scotty Baby, this match right here, it's more than just a match, I hold a grudge against you AND Christian! In WWE, we were friends, all three of us, for a while that is. Then, Christian turned on me in the whole Trish Stratus situation, and, you, you just left! Scott, me and you, we were friends coming into this buisness, and were.... UNTIL LAST NIGHT! And now, tonight, at Nightmare is Jericho! I will Lock you in the Walls of Jericho and make you tap like the little bitch you are! I'll make you tap harder than you have in the past... LIFETIME! You have'nt lost a match for what? Six or Seven Months anyways, so, first taste of defeat comes from.... CHRIS JERICHO BABAY! You know, Scott Stinker and The Snowman have two things in common! One, you suck. Two, you hold titles that I AM GOING TO TAKE! That's right Scotty baby, YOU SUCK, JACKASS! And, when I beat the hell out of you and your little NWO friends, they'll all be screaming the same thing as ALL other people in this arena, Y2J! Y2J! Y2 GOD DAMN J! And Scott, maybe you should realize that....
"What Does Everybody Want" hits and Al Snow makes his way into the ring and throws his World Title onto the ground next to the Intercontinental Title.
~The Intercontinental King~ Chris ~Y2J~ Jericho: What the hell do you think you're doing Ass Clown?! Oh, I get it, heh.
Just then Pyros go off and Al Snow and Scott Steiner run out of the ring and Jericho picks up both titles and poses as the camera fades to black...
