SCENE One
- Old Friends...
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| The scene shows up with Jeff Jarrett walking through the hallway when he runs into one of his opponents, Hulk Hogan.

{King of the Mountain} Jeff Jarrett: Well, well, well. If it isn't Mister Hulk Hogan himself. The so called Legend. Smirking I can't believe they placed me in a match with a has-been like you. No, don't say anything, because you and I both know the only competition in that match will be you and I going toe to toe in the last two men standing. Chris Masters, he's a big ball of steroids about to explode. Heidenreich, he's just some lunatic who will probably kill himself by the end of this match! The Big Show, probably the hardest to eliminate since he is a 500 pound freak, but still, I, The Chosen One, will kick his ass! Kurt Angle, a master at submission, but never been in the ring with the likes of me, Double J, Jeff Jarrett! Brock Lesnar, a human specimen, who I have all the respect in the world for, and if you or I don't win Hulk, I have a feeling he will! However, he won't win, and I won't lose! And then there's of course you Hulk. A Legend of wrestling. But, we all remember that press conference you had a while ago where I beat you to a bloody pulp! But, who cares about that Hulk? You know what you should care about? You should care about the fact that I'm going to kick your ass even worse this Thursday on Smackdown! Hulk, they don't call me The Chosen One for nothing! And yet again, I've been chosen, chosen to become the new United States Champion! Whether I have to go through six, eight, ten, one-hundred men even, I'll fight to the finish and win that damn title! And none of those guys out there can beat me, they all know that! And Hulk, I think you're going to realize your time is up! Your days were long, long ago! Have you forgotten? You beat Andre the Giant, what? 18 years ago?! Hogan, this is my time to shine! I've overcome everything, I'm the King of the Mountain! All you are, is a has been Slapnut! You piss me off Hogan, you have no in ring ability, the crowd loves you and your muscular build that can't do shit but drop a leg on someone's throat! You Hogan, you are no Legend anymore! You used to entertain crowds, with your charisma, but what skill do you have in the ring? None. You can body slam Andre the Giant, wow, Brock Lesnar F-5'd The Big Show! You can drop a leg on a superstar, wow, everyone else flies off the top rope and does that! You have nothing Hogan, nothing, and what are you gonna do this Thursday? Pick up the Big Show? Well guess what Hogan, your time is up, and now, it's time for the new generation of superstars to emerge! The new generation led by.... Me! I'm here Hulk, I'm here to save the face of wrestling. I'm here to show every single person out there that I simply.... I am the best! The Chosen One, The King of the Mountain, Double J, Jeff Jarrett is the best! I am called The Chosen One for a reason I explain a lot, I've been chosen as the next big thing, and the leader of the wrestling world. The King of the Mountain is quite obvious isn't it? I mean, I've overcome everything I've been thrown! And you, you make me sick Hogan! Almost as much of a sorry excuse for a wrestler as another one of my opponents, Carlito Carribean Cool! Cool? This kid looks like a couch potatoe with an afro! Tell me, how the hell am I going to lose to this guy? Do me a favor Hulk, if I don't eliminate him, do it for me! This kid is a disgrace to the wrestling business, you and I both realize that! And I will not let him win that United States Championship again! That United States, that XWE and those Tag Team Belts should be around two men's waist's, Double J Jeff Jarrett, and The Alpha Male Monty Brown!

Hulk Hogan: Listen up brother! I've had enough of your crying and complaining! You want that United States Championship, go out and win it brother! But eat your vitamins....

{King of the Mountain} Jeff Jarrett: Will you drop that stupid ass gimmick?! Nobody cares about your muscles, nobody cares you want us to take vitamins, nobody cares that you're going to run wild on us, nobody cares but those stupid fans! You are just a talk, a legend? Hell no Hogan, hell no! You did everything for the Wrestling Business by getting us popular, but what did you do as a superstar? Titles, yeah, but what kind of performance? A one the crowd loved, but none that said "wow, that was a amazing." You've never flown off the Top Rope, climbed up a ladder and jumped off, jumped off of a Steel Cage, most you've done, you spray painted someone's back and slapped em' with a belt! I brake guitars over people's heads, Hulk! And you know what, I'd love to do that to you! I hold a grudge for you Hulk, a grudge because you held me down! All those years in nWo, you used us to win the World Title and to get fame! Even more fame at least. Why didn't you let me win the World Title, huh Hulk? Why didn't you let me win it? Was I not ready? Hogan, I've been ready my whole career, I just haven't stepped up until now! And yet again, there's a chance of you holding me back! But this Thursday, I will shatter the barrier, and I will become the new United States Champion! Brock Lesnar, I'll beat him. Kurt Angle, I'll beat him. Chris Masters, I'll beat him. The Big Show, believe it or not, I'll beat him! Heidenreich, hell, he'll probably beat himself! Carlito Carribean Cool, that piece of trash won't even stay in that match for a damn minute! I hope each and every one of the superstars kicks his ass and eliminates him, because that, that'd be cool! Heh, and you Hogan, you my friend, I have something special for you! I won't just eliminate you, I want to end your career! I want to give you The Stroke until you well.... Have a stroke! You're like 90 years old Hogan, no chance in hell of you beating me! Whether you realize it or not, I am the best of the best, and there ain't a damn thing you can do about it! So you should take those vitamins Hulk, because there's no way, no way in hell, that Hulkamania will run wild Thursday Night! If anything runs wild, it'll be the new mania in town. Slapnut Mania is out Hogan, Jarrett Mania is in!

Jeff Jarrett slaps Hulk Hogan across the face and walks away with a sick smirk on his face leaving Hulk Hogan enraged.

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SCENE One
- Who's Going to Win?
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| Jeff Jarrett is seen walking down the hall just after slapping Hulk Hogan across the face when he sees to Production Assistant's talking to eachother about the United States Championship Battle Royal.

{King of the Mountain} Jeff Jarrett: That Battle Royal is going to be great, isn't it? When Double J Jeff Jarrett walks away with that United States Championship around his waist, brings it back to Nashville, Tennesee and celebrates like only we can do Down South! But, who do you boys think are gonna win?

Production Assistant Jimmy: Well, with all do respect Mister Jarrett, I think the Big Show is going to win since he's so damn big! I mean, I've seen Brock Lesnar F-5 him, but who's going to beat him in a Battle Royal?

{King of the Mountain} Jeff Jarrett: Boy are you crazy? Have you not heard yet you stupid ass Slapnut? I'm the King of the Mountain, that means I can overcome any obstacle, no matter how high it is! I don't care about him being 500 Pounds! It's not my fault Subway didn't work for him! In fact it backfired, gave him a few hundred extra pounds. And you, what's your name?

Production Assistant Jerry: Jerry Sir, I mean, Mr. Jarrett.

{King of the Mountain} Jeff Jarrett: Jerry good, good, that's my Father's name, so you must have some sense in ya. Who do you think is going to win this Thursday in that Battle Royal?

Production Assistant Jerry: Well, I think the final two men will be Brock Lesnar and you Double J.

{King of the Mountain} Jeff Jarrett: Interrupting the PA Jerry That's exactly what I think will happen....

Production Assistant Jerry: But I think Brock Lesnar is going to win because he always finds away to pull out a victory!

{King of the Mountain} Jeff Jarrett: What the hell did you just say? You wanna talk about always finding a way to win? You wanna talk about being the best? You wanna talk about that? I am the best kid, I always find a way to win, that kid Brock Lesnar is one hell of a Wrestler, but he's not in Jeff Jarrett's league! I have more experience, I have more in-ring ability, and I sure have bigger brains then he does!

Production Assistant Jimmy: Well, you sure got a bigger hair du then he does.

{King of the Mountain} Jeff Jarrett: Boy what the hell did you just say? I will throw you through that damn wall, and not even feel bad about it! I'd like to see you step into the ring with guys like HBK, Scott Hall, Kevin Nash, Hulk Hogan, you can't do that! That's why you're sitting back here watching the action, or getting a bottle of Gatorade and kissing John Cena's ass! But if you ever stepped into the ring, you would be taken out even quicker than Carlito Carribean Cool! Which is a good idea, you guys should talk him into becoming a Production Assistant with you so he doesn't get his ass kicked! But you know what, I've had enough of you, and I'm just about ready to kick your asses! But you two don't deserve my time, not at all! So, I'll ask you one more time, who do you think is going to win the United States Championship this Thursday on Smackdown!?

Production Assistant Jimmy: I've changed my mind.... It's gonna be.... Kurt Angle!

Just then Jeff Jarrett kicks him in between the legs, and sends him face first into the concrete floor with a Stroke!

{King of the Mountain} Jeff Jarrett: And you?! You wanna end up like him? Huh?! No, you don't. So, tell me kid, who the hell is going to become the new United States Champion this Thursday on Smackdown!?

Production Assistant Jerry: Y.... You sir! Double J, Mr. Jeff Jarrett will become the New United States Champion on Smackdown!

{King of the Mountain} Jeff Jarrett: Heh, guess what? I hate suck-ups.

All of a sudden Monty Brown comes out of nowhere and Pouuuuuunces the Production Assistant through the wall!

{The Alpha Male} Monty Brown: Boy! You are the first one.... The first one to feel.... The POUUUUUNCE!

Jeff Jarrett and The Alpha Male Monty Brown walk away with smirks on their faces as the two Production Assistant's lay motionless on the ground.

 

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HAD A STROKE:: Hulk Hogan?? The Big Show?? Chris Masters?? Kurt Angle?? Brock Lesnar?? Heidenreich?? Carlito Carribean Cool??

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