John Cena has just been told that Torrie Wilson and Booker T were attacked by The Big Show and Nathan Jones for revenge from the beating they received. John Cena has decided to go after these two monsters by himself.
// The Scene \\ John Cena is seen walking through the halls lookinjg around for the downed bodies of Torrie Wilson when he runs into Paul Heyman.
~The Man with the Hottest Girlfriend Ever~ John ~Word Life~ Cena: Paul Heyman..... Now you could'nt have anything to do with the beating on Torrie Wilson and Booker T now could you? I mean Nathan Jones and The Big Show did try to attack me last week dawg! And now its not surprising that they would be the one who attacked my Girlfriend and my Best Friend Booker T who helped me kick the crap out of them last week! Now, you think that you can bring The Heat down dawg? Man you either smokin, or you crazy!
~The eHw Owner, Mr.~ Paul ~No Longer an Ass Hole~ Heyman: John, I can assure you I had nothing to do at all with the attack on Torrie Wilson and Booker T, I did not even think that would happen to them! And to tell you the truth, I know for a fact it was'nt the Big Show or Nathan Jones, or anyone of those people that you took out last week! I have banned them from the arena John! But I do know who it was, because they came into my office earlier tonight, and it was... The F...B...I! I know your very pissed off right now and you want to kick the living shit out of the FBI! And as a matter of fact you will have revenge on the FBI Tonight! I am putting you in a match, The FBI vs. John Cena, and two partners of his choice! I can see you like that John. But the only problem is, who is going to be your partners if Booker T is out?! Well I'm sure you'll find someone, your on e Now John, I think you should get ready for your match, and good luck.
~The Man with the Hottest Girlfriend Ever~ John ~Word Life~ Cena: YO! Paulie, you kiddin right? You think John Cena needs luck here in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma?! This is John Cena's town of peeps! And JR's hometown! I mean Paul Heyman, you no more than anyone, we on the road to my eHw Stretcher Match against Mike Awesome in Portland, Oregon, I don't need no luck! I mean I am the Docta of Thuganomics, and not only that, I am a 2 Time WWE United States Champion! Next week, I will add a title, when me and Booker T win the Tag Titles in the Wargames match! I mean, The Heat, And Paul, give a message to the FBI.... YOU CAN'T SEE ME!
Commercial:
To get into the Elimination Chamber.
VS.
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Number One Contenders Match for the Deathmatch Title, eHw Stretcher Match.
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//Scene 2\\
John Cena walks into the Boiler Room and finds both Booker T and Torrie Wilson being treated by medical staff.
~The Man with the Hottest Girlfriend Ever~ John ~Word Life~ Cena: YO! What the hell is it? Concussions? Broken Ribs? God damn FBI I'ma knock those motha fu*^a's out! Yo, Paramedic Dude, What's wrong with em?WHAT THE HELL IS IT!
~The Paramedic who Better Hurry Up!~ Paramedic Number One: John, Mr., Mr. Cena please calm down, Booker T has minor injuries and Torrie is just unconcious right now, but they are both going to be ok, I promise. Now Mr. Cena, take my word, it was just a fist and foot attack, no weapons.
Just then Scott Steiner walks into the room.
~The Big Booty Daddy~ Scott ~Freakzilla~ Steiner: John, what the hell! What happened here? Oh, I know, the FBI again huh? Again yes again, they tried to attack me a few days ago, I'm ok, but I do want revenge. And I heard your the man to come to if I want it on the FBI. You have your Best Friend and Girlfriend attacked and I can tell your not that happy about it, I would'nt be either. So, another thing is, I heard your looking for 2 Tag Team Partners, well, your my friend, I would just like to know, if you wanted me to be your Tag Team Partner tonight. I mean, it's no big deal if you already have some in mind. Now there are a lot of eHw superstars that are at the top of there game so pick wisely, I'm extending an offer here though John, Big Poppa Pump and John Cena team up to take on The FBI with another partner on our side. So, what do you say?
~The Man with the Hottest Girlfriend Ever~ John ~Word Life~ Cena: Proposal huh, John Cena and Scott Steiner with a mystery partner vs. The FBI? HELL YEAH SCOTTY BOY! Yo, Scott Steiner, you teamin up with me and we gettin some major revenge, cuz me and you is doin this for some very good friends. And are The FBI ready for us man? We hit em hard like a Oklahoma Bus man! So Scott Steiner, John Cena we gonna go to the ring, and the Word Life code is what we gonna bring! Paulie Heyman me nd him r tight Now we gonna cut the FBI from eHw just like a fu&*in' knife, all I can tell you is John Cena and the Double S, are goin to prove that they are the best, Yo Book, watch out for my Baby Girl I love you Torrie to me you are the world, so Nunzio, CP and Johnny B, all you gotta know is.... YOU CAN'T SEE ME!
John Cena kisses Torrie goodbye and exits the Boiler Room along side Scott Steiner
Commercial:
Tuesday Turmoil
eHw Desire
Sanitarium
//Scene 3\\
"The FBI's Theme" hit's and The FBI make there way to the ring to a domination of boo's.
~The Short Lil' Italian Chump~ Nunzio: All of you people shut the hell up ok?! Now, John Cena is teaming up with two partners of his choice. Now, The FBI, will defeat The Heat's John Cena and his partners of choice, because we are the most.....
"Basic Thuganomics" hits and John Cena makes his way to the ring with a mic in his hand and a New White Oklahoma Sooners Jersey, to an extreme amount of cheers interupting the FBI putting a pissed off and surprised look on there face.
~The Man with the Hottest Girlfriend Ever~ John ~Word Life~ Cena: CUT THE MUSIC! CUT THE MUSIC! CUT THE GOD DAMN MUSIC! Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo! What up Oklahoma! Yo, The FBI Attacked my girl, if they had hit my mom, they would've ruined my world. Not only that, but they hit my Boy, one of my partners will lift you up like a toy! And don't forget this is no DQ, Falls Count Anywhere..... Sucks for you! Now my first partner, ya'll are gonna love, Mike Awesome this is a message from the man up above, that man is, me, John Cena dawg can you dig it? This is Word Life, sorry Mike you can't live it! Now my first partner is no FBI Whiner, this man here is Scott fu#^in' Steiner!
"Hollar, If Ya Hear Me!" hits and Scott Steiner makes his way down the ramp then pauses next to John Cena
~The Man with the Hottest Girlfriend Ever~ John ~Word Life~ Cena: Yo, what up Scott, now. FBI, the next man is someone who ya'll don't wanna face, this dude will spill ya blood all over the place. We already got the Intercontinental Title on our team, maybe you should meet someone just as mean. This man here is the World Champion, well, Word Life, here comes The Sandman!
Just then "Enter Sandman" by Mettalica hits and The eHw World Champion, The Sandman enters the ring smashing his beer can on his head standing on the ramp with his Singapore Cain.
~The Man with the Hottest Girlfriend Ever~ John ~Word Life~ Cena: Let's see, The eHw World Champion, The eHw Intercontinental Champion and of course, the man who is going to WHOOP Mike Awesome's ass and then become the Deathmatch Champion, JOHN CENA! Now FBI, I don't know if Paul Heyman told you this but....... YOU CAN'T SEE ME!
Just then the Trio of Legends runs down to the ring and start's getting into a fist fight with the FBI. John Cena throw's Nunzio out of the ring and follows him as Scott Steiner exchanges blows with Johnny ~The Bull~ Stamboli, and The Sandman works on Chuck Palumbo with his Singapore Cain. John Cena throws Nunzio into the guard rail and gets a table. John Cena Throws up the W's as he puts the table into place and picks Nunzio up. Cena puts Nunzio in a Stalling Vertical Suplex onto the Table. Just then in the ring Scott Steiner hits a spinning Belly to Belly. But right when Steiner turns around he gets a boot to the face by Chuck Palumbo who had just given The Sandman a low blow. John Cena runs into the ring and cracks Palumbo on the head with a chair then picks up Johnny ~The Bull~ Stamboli for an F-U but he power's out and goes for the Gorrila Press Slam but The Sandman runs over and nails him in the stomach with the Singapore Cain. Cena then goes to the outside of the ring, grabs a ladder, and lines it up horizontally on the ring and guard rail. He then F-U's Nunzio onto the ladder and begins to "Pump It Up."
Cena goes up to the top rope and drops a Double Axe Handle on Nunzio's chest.
In the Ring Chuck Palumbo gets the Singapore Legsweep and Johnny ~The Bull~ Stamboli gets a huge right hand off on Steiner but turns around to an F-U.
Cena Nails the F-U as Steiner has Nunzio locked in the Steiner Recliner outside of the ring and the Sandman just gave Palumbo a Singapore Leg Sweep onto the guardrail. Cena goes for the cover, 1! 2! 3! Cena gets up and begins to celebrate
Just then The A-Train makes his way down to the ring but John Cena tells The Sandman and Scott Steiner he does not need there help. Cena and The A-Train exchange right hands and then Cena ducks a right and runs off the ropes giving to Clotheslines and then a flying fore arm to finally bring him down. Cena than kicks The A-Train in the stomach and lifts him up for the F-U.
Cena and The A-Train exchange right hands and then Cena ducks a right and runs off the ropes giving to Clotheslines and then a flying fore arm to finally bring him down. Cena than kicks The A-Train in the stomach and lifts him up for the F-U.
Cena then Throws Up the W's and makes his way backstage alongside The Sandman and Scott Steiner.
Commercial
John Cena DVD
Stacker 2
World Title Match Recap
//Scene 4\\
John Cena is seen walking backstage when he runs into Pamela Paulshock.
~The Man with the Hottest Girlfriend Ever~ John ~Word Life~ Cena: YO! Pamela what up girl? You know, I'm sorry to say baby, but I can't flirt with you anymore, I mean your a very beautiful girl, but Torrie Wilson is my baby, ya know? I mean I don't wanna cause a fight between yall, but I'm just warning you babe. Now, you seem to wanna interview John Cena, so..... Interview.
~Probably Going to Go Home and Cry Over John Cena~ Pamela ~Still Hot Stuff~ Paulshock: Now John, you have a bone crushing match with Mike Awesome tonight in an eHw Stretcher Match to become the Number One Contender for the Deathmatch Title. Mike Awesome has said, and I quote, "Docta, go back to Medical School." Do you have a response for that?
~The Man with the Hottest Girlfriend Ever~ John ~Word Life~ Cena: Go back to Medical School? GO BACK TO MEDICAL SCHOOL?! Yeah, he betta hope I do because not only am I gonna put him in a Wheel Chair, I might have to take care of him when I put him in a wheel chair, but, he is Mr. Awesome, so I'm sure he's going to make an Awesome recovery! Now, he also said that John Cena is not strong enough and that Mike Awesome want's blood, well, your gonna want even more Mike because your gonna lose a lot more than me! You see, John Cena is The Docta, John Cena is a pimp of the ladies, and a pimp of the wrestlers! Not a pimp of the wrestlers in a sexual way, besides Torrie that is, but I run them! I own the wrestlers besides some of the top ones! The Sandman, Scott Steiner, Booker T, and the rest of them I don't own but guys like, Billy Gunn, Road Dogg, Buff Bagwell, Randy Orton, and of course, Mike Awesome, I own! Now, two and zero is what I'm gonna be, Mike Awesome and the rest of the bunch, they can't see me! Pamela, I know your upset, but me and Torrie, we aint married yet. Now I ain't a bettin man, but what I do say, is that Mike Awesome sucks on a dick every single day! Mike, my F-U wasn't enough now was it? My F-U to Nunzio was just a preview, you buzz wit it? And don't forget Pamela I mean he is Mr. Mike! I will beat him though..... WORD LIFE!
The camera fades to black as John Cena walks away.
