Match: Lita vs. Miss Jackie for the wCw Women's Championship!
Event: wCw Monday Nitro!
Career Achievements: WWE Tough Enough 2 Winner, wCw Women's Champion?
Forward: Miss Jackie has just receieved information that she has her opening match on Monday Nitro in wCw! Not only does she have a big match like this, she has to upset Lita to deafeat all odds and become the FIRST EVER, wCW Women's Champion! Her fiancee, Charlie Haas, the man in a Triple Threat Match for the wCw US Championship, and her best friend Rico are both motivating her, but also telling her it's not going to be easy to defeat a high-class superstar like Lita!
~Extremely Sexy, and the Soon to Be Playboy Covergirl~ Miss Jackie: Guys! I understand this okay? She's a hard opponent, but, I can beat her! She's not as beautiful as I am, I have bigger muscles, and bigger boobs then her! Not only that, but, Charlie, Rico, I think I am better than her! Lita is great, I'm not going to argue with that, but, Miss Jackie here is ready to shine! I might not even be the most popular WRESTLING diva, nope, but, I am the one with the most potential after winning WWE's Tough Enough Season Two! I know that I am the underdog, or undercat in this case, but, still. Good looks won't win you a match, which is bad for me, but, skill will! And Lita, you're great babe, but, it's my time! And you Charlie, you have a BIG match! The Hurricane and Vince McMahon have nothing on you baby. Rico, you'll be at ringside with me, so, cheer me on hun! We also know that Rico and Charlie Haas are the next wCw Tag Team Champions! You two are in great shape and have no doubt in my mind that you will win!
~Totally Gay~ Rico: Especially you Charles, you are definately gorgeous!
~The Worlds Greatest Superstar~ Charlie Haas: Umm, yeah, thanks Rico. But, babe, we have no doubt you are going to win the Women's Title! So, go out there, kick some ass, make us proud, and do what you do best, show off that body!
~Extremely Sexy, and the Soon to Be Playboy Covergirl~ Miss Jackie: Hell yeah baby! You know, when I become the first Women's Champion to be Playboy Covergirl at the same time, I'll be the most popular Diva in the world! Everyone already cheers for me, but they do for you two, Rico and Charlie. Now, once we hold EVERY title in the wCw at least once, we can say we're the best, now, I have to go do my hair and pose for my Playboy Cover Girl Shoot! You know you like it boys! So, honey...
Miss Jackie kisses Charlie Haas on the lips.
~Extremely Sexy, and the Soon to Be Playboy Covergirl~ Miss Jackie: I have to go to my Playboy Photo Shoot!
Miss Jackie walks away and shows up at a photo shoot with nothing on but her covering her privates.
~Extremely Sexy, and the Soon to Be Playboy Covergirl~ Miss Jackie: Wow, wCw cameras follow me everywhere! And now, they see everything! Heh, you know, I get to win the Women's Title this week! AND! My Fiances Charlie Haas is going to beat Vince McMahon and The Hurricane for the United States Championship! Now, when Charlie and I hold our Titles, no one can tell us we are'nt good enough! Hehe. Well, I'm gonna finish up my shoot than I'll talk to you, actually, this is kinky, talking naked! I like it so, I just have to tell you all something! I will be the Next Women's Champion, yes, Next Playboy Cover Girl, yes, and not only that! But, I was named wCw's Hottest Diva! But, you know guys, I already know I'm Hot. I'm the wCw's best dresser, best hair and make up stylist doing Rico's EVERY night! So, wCw fans can watch out because Miss Jackie is here, and is here to win the wCw Women's Championship Baby!
The scene fades out as Miss Jackie uncovers her privates continuing the photo shoot as guys go crazy in the audience.