Kiss-Off Quotes commonly used by women:
 
I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of the banjo player in "Deliverance.")

There's a slight difference in our ages. (I'm not into dating my Dad or kid brother.)
 

I'm not attracted to you in that way. (You are one unattractive dude.)
 

My life is too complicated right now. (I will never date you, ever, for any reason).
 

I've got a boyfriend. (I haven't had a date in six months but would rather spend the evening with my cat and half a gallon of Ben and Jerry's than with you.)
 

I don't date the men where I work. (I wouldn't date you if you were in the same 'solar system' let alone the same building or company.)
 

It's not you, it's me! (It's you. Oh my is it you!)
 

I'm focusing on my career. (Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my career is better than dating you.)
 

I'm celibate. (I'd rather be than date a guy like you.)
 

Let's just be friends. (I want you around with no fear of sex between the two of us so that I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I am dating.)
 

Kiss-Off Quotes commonly used by men:

I think of you as a sister. (I find you unattractive.)
 

There is a slight difference in our ages. (I find you unattractive Mrs. Robinson.)
 

I am not attracted to you in that way. (I find you unattractive.)
 

My life is too complicated right now. (I find you unattractive.)
 

I have a girlfriend. (I'm lying. You know it and I find you unattractive.)
 

I don't date women where I work. (If I really wanted to, I would find a way. So, I must find you unattractive.)
 

It's me. It really is. It's not you. (It's you, because I find you unattractive.)
 

I am concentrating on my career. (I'll concentrate on anything if it helps me forget you.)
 

I'm celibate. (I'm a guy. You know that I am lying, so, I must find you unattractive.)
 

Let's just be friends. (This is impossible for most men so we both know that I must find you completely and totally unattractive).