| Manga # 3 "Call" Taken from: TB Translation Services |
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| Poor Subaru... He was just so innocent the day that Birdma... I mean Seishirou came around and started to talk to him about corpses and stuff... I mean the kid was only 5 freaking years old! Jeeze! Now Birdma... I MEAN SEISHIROU... is STALKING poor Subaru... That's right STALKING him! And I have proof of the absolute EVILS of Birdma... aw forget it... BIRDMAN. Not only has Birdman been stalking Subaru but there is proof he actually tried to MURDER him more then once!!! O.o;;; oh yeah I was suppose to tell you about the SPA... eh heh... Well the SPA a protection agency. Created to protect Subaru from the evils of Birdman. You can help protect Subaru-san by clicking the banner above then saving it and putting it on your own site! Spread the word peeps!!! May the Frying Pan of unity unite us all in the common cause!!! |
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| Alright back to business! Seishirou is also known as Birdman. I will use the term Birdman more often then Seishirou. GET USE TO IT!!! ^-^ Okay so... As I've said before Birdman is stalking Subaru. He is the cause behind the whole yaoi thing. This is true!!! He was the one that walked up to Subaru-san and started talking to him about blood and corpses. Subaru-san was only FIVE when this happened. You just don't walk up to a five year old and expect them to NOT be scarred by the fact that you have held your hand out to them and made it bleed right infront of their eyes. Evidance #1: |
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| Subaru-san was only five years old when, while one day practicing his powers, Birdman walked up to him and started talking to him about some stupid bet and how Sakura is pink because there were corpses barried under the Sakura trees. |
| Sheesh Birdman REALLY! WHAT is your problem?! Well *clears throte* anyway there you have it. Expressions don't lie and a picture is worth a thousand words. Subaru-san didn't know what to think of this lunatic! It confused his poor little five year old brain! Birdman messed with his head. |
| Now we look at the fact that even before the whole "Birdman goes on a killing spre" he tride to murder Subaru-san. Countless times no dought. Behind the scenes most likely but once and a while he would get cought in the act. Evidance #2: |
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| AHHHHH HE'S CHOKING SUBARU-SAN!!!!! BIRDMAN YOU MURDERER!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! SPA SPA SPA!!!!!! ***Breaks out the frying pan w/ the SPA logo on it and slams it on Birdman's head knocking him out cold*** Fwew.... v.v;;;; Well we've saved Subaru from an untimely death once again. SEE I TOLD YOU!!! BIRDMAN IS EVIL!!!! |
| ... Hey that actually felt good.... }>D Well okay now I s'pose you all are saying "HIS NAME IS SEISHIROU NOT BIRDMAN!" Ha ha... you'd think that wouldn't you? Well actually his real name is "_________"!!!! ^ ^ Okay so you want evidance for Birdman's NAME too? Sheesh you ppl are never satisfied! Evidance #3: |
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| Pathetic in't it? I mean it's suppose to be a hawk right? But it doesn't even look like a hawk! It looks like some poor deformed bird... hence the name Birdman. And what's with the stupid glasses anyway? They're fake so why does he wear them? Does he think he's Superman or something? |
| I honestly don't understand this guy. He's an idiot if you ask me. He's got bad taste in fasion (( guess he didn't learn much from Hokuto-san when it came to fasion did he? )) The glasses I just don't get. What's he think they're gonna find out he's the bad guy if he doesn't wear them? Like I said, pure baka. No point to this guy at all. He messes with people's heads and he's stalking Subaru-san. So that is where the SPA comes in ^-^ DOWN WITH BIRDMAN!!! Don't worry Subaru-san we'll protect you from that freak! ^-^ |
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| Yay yay!!! Now that we know why we should hate Birdman, we need to know how to hate Birdman! Just down there is a nifty lil' poll on ways to torture that freak that we all love to hate. Let the voting begin! *what fun, what fun!* |
| What? Where are all you Seishirou fans going? Are you OFFENDED by all this? Hey I'm only giving the facts! (( Well sort of... )) Okay folks I have just recantly READ the WHOLE TB manga series. (( Manga translations ofcourse)) and now I have MORE PROOF!!! *don't ya just love this?* OKAY!!! First we need an exert from the manga itself. I like to call this bit of evidance "SEISHIROU NO ECCHI!" Evidance #4: |
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Hokuto: What's the matter, Sei-chan? |
| HO-LY CRAP!!!! NANI O JIGOKU???!!! SEE??? HE ADMITS IT!!! THAT FREAK!!! LEAVE POOR SUBARU ALONE BIRDMAN YOU FREAK!!!! A HAAAAAA I can't believe this.... How can Subaru let him talk to him like that?! That just isn't RIGHT! <_( This IS actual evidance. If you don't believe me then just click the pink link above the exert and download "Callb" then look for page 92. It's right there, black and white CLEAR AS CRYSTAL!!!! SEISHIROU NO ECHIE!!!! I swear if somebody said something like that infront of me ABOUT me I'd either slap the sense right out of them or ran away as fast as I could. This guy IS NOT OKAY IN THE HEAD! Subaru-saaaan why can't you see the truth? This guy has BAD NEWS written ALL over his face!!! And you Sei fans LIKE this?! Man if I was a fan of someone who acted like that I'd be ashamed of myself... |
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| Oie... must we go over this again? Okay the purpose of the SPA is to protect Subaru-san from Birdman. (( or Seishirou...whatever )) As stated in the evidance above he is indeed a creep and we need to keep him as far away from Subaru-san as we possibly can before his little "year" thing is up. In the mean time we are currently plotting ways to prevent this tragedy from happening... So far our results haven't been very good but WE ARE NOT GIVING UP! That is why we need members for the SPA to HELP us defeat Birdman and keep the Sumeragi twins safe! ^ ^ *Click Below to find out how you can join the SPA!* SPA ALL THE WAY! |
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| Evidance #1 Evidence #2 Evidence #3 Evidence #4 Evidence #5 Evidence #6 Let's have some fun! Umm... Ya lost meh... |
| Hokuto-san isn't totaly taken by Sei's "innocent little act". Infact she makes it quite clear to him that "If you ever make Subaru cry.... I will kill you." Yes Sei it is true. WE ARE ON TO YOU!!! Just look how SCARED he is!!! It's REAL beauty!!! *_* ((Note: Remember ppl you read from right to left.)) |
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| WAAAAAIIIIII!!!! *_* This is the best part in the WHOLE series!!!! This shows how Hokuto isn't completely taken by Sei's act and WILL defend her brother weather it means killing Sei or not. Too bad she couldn't have had a lil accident with that knife. '., ' Fwa ha ha better watch yourself SEI!! Their SO ON to ya!!! |
| Ah the beauty of Sei bashing. It's a whole lot of fun to gather up your Sei vodoo dolls and start to beat the living daylighs out of them and stick them with pins from head to toe. But some of us are actually luckier then others. Hokuto-chan, for example does not have a vodoo doll but she DOES have somthing "better".... Watch closely now! }>D |
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| Hokuto-chan wa un ga ii desu!!! ^ ^ Hokuto-chan is so LUCKY! *watches* Sei's stupid smile, Subaru looking sad, Hokuto dressed as a neko, THE MALLET !!!! *LMAO LMAO* FWA HA HA. This clip is taken from CLAMP in Wonderland. As you can see, even CLAMP knows Sei is EVIL. Shouldn't you faithful CLAMP Otaku's be following their example? |