***Subaru wakes up to a strange smell...***
Subaru: ...... Uh-oh.. I hope that's not what I think it is...
***With a loud groan Subaru ventures out into the living room and Hokuto is sleeping on the coutch with a book in her lap entitled Over 200 Ways to Torture That Annoying Person Who Moved into Your House and Just Won't Seam to go Away.***
***Subaru smells the strange smell again and this time it's stronger. He attempts to wake up Hokuto***
Hokuto: Whaaat...? I din't do nothing... it was like that when I got there.... ZZZzzZZZzzZZZzzz....
Subaru: .......... Hokuto-chan did you try to cook breakfast again?
Hokuto suddenly snaps awake*: OH MY GOD I FELL ASLEEP!!!
Subaru: neeee! That's not what I wanted to hear... >.<;;;;
***Hokuto dashes into the kitchen and low and behold. The stove is covered in flames as well as the table cloth and certains.***
Hokuto: FIIIIIIIIIRRRRREEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
***Hokuto dives for the sink and gets water just as Subaru-san walks into the kitchen. Hokuto is about to throw the water on the fire to put it out.***
Subaru: HOKUTO-CHAN NO!!!!!
***Hokuto tosses the water on the fire and is spreds out more***
Hokuto: O.O;;;;; Oops?
Subaru: HOKUTO-CHAN HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU?! DON'T THROW WATER ON A GREASE FIRE!!!!
***Seishirou walks into the kitchen and sees the fire and gasps.***
Hokuto: WELL DON'T JUST STAND THERE LIKE AN IDIOT SEISHIROU!!! GET THE FIRE EXTINGUISHER!!!!
Subaru: Oh no... >.<;;;;
***Seishirou runs out of the room and comes back in with the Fire extinguisher.***
Seishirou: I've got it!
Hokuto: THEN SPRAY IT!!!
Subaru: WAIT!!
***Seishirou sprays the kitchen and soon the whole room is covered in white stuff...***
Subaru: ..... well at least the fire is out....
Hokuto: Great Seishirou! NOW look what you did!
Seishirou: But you TOLD me to spray it!!!
Hokuto: Do you ALWAYS listen to what people tell you?! Jeeze! Well now YOU gotta clean this up Seishirou!
Seishirou: ...... But it wasn't my fault! YOU were the one cooking! If you didn't suck so bad at it maybe we'd get a decant meal around here!
Hokuto: O.O NANI??? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT MY COOKING?!
Seishirou: .......... nothing?
Hokuto: THAT'S IT!
***Hokuto gets out the frying pan of Unity with the SPA logo on it and bashes Seishirou on the head with it.***
Subaru: O.O;;;;
Seishirou: X . X
Subaru: ..........
***Subaru looks at Hokuto***
Hokuto: Oh fine! I'll order take-out... AGAIN.
***Subaru pulls his hat over his face and gets a sweat drop... Just another morning in the Sumeragi House-Hold.***
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