[We see the main area of the Jacksonville arena in which Dynamite is being held.]

JP: Well, it s been a wild night already, folks, but it s about to get wilder!

Sully: That s right, we re getting word that Tag Champion The Hobo is ready to come out and announce his choice of match against Stud, for the Extreme Championship Number One Contender Spot!

JP: What do you think he'll pick, Sully?

Sully: I don't know! It's exciting!

JP: I'll say! I wonder if-

[ONE OF A CAN! The fans begin to boo, and The Hobo s music blasts out over the PA, announcing the entrance of the man himself. Peter Santos aids the music in doing this.]

Peter Santos: Ladies and gentlemen, Please welcome, from Detroit, Michigan, MWF Tag Team Champion, The Hobo!

[They only boo all the more, and The Hobo tries to ignore them as he enters the ring, wearing the Tag Title around his skinny waist. He snatches the microphone off Peter Santos, and is about to speak, when he notices what the crowd are chanting: Hobo Sucks! Hobo Sucks! Hobo Sucks!]

Hobo: I'm gonna wait for you punks to tire yerselves out.

[This only provokes them, and they carry on, louder now. But, as Hobo said, they do tire themselves out, and he speaks after a while, satisfied.]

Hobo: Now. As I was about to say. Tonight is The Hobo's night. Tonight is the night where The Hobo is gonna prove to all y'all, that he is the true number one contender for the Xtreme Title. I mean, who is this Stud guy? Who, really?

[The crowd boo again, getting behind the Face.]

Hobo: Oh, ya can boo al ya want! I don't care! Because tonight, Hobo has his choice of match for the Number One Contendership! And he's decided.

JP: Hobo's decided what match he wants!

Sully: Tell us, Bo, tell us!

Hobo: Now, I bet all of you thought I d choose, I dunno. A Hardcore match, or a Ladder match Maybe a Last Man Standing But no I have officially chosen, tonight, the Main Event on Monday Night Dynamite, right here in Jacksonville, Florida A Dumpster Match!

JP: A Dumpster Match?!

Sully: That's great!

JP: Well folks, I think this must be the first time I've ever seen a Dumpster Match here in the MWF.

Sully: I can't wait to see Hobo kick Stud s ass in a Dumpster Match!

Hobo: Now, the rules are very simple. Anything goes in this match. The first man to put his opponent into the Dumpster, wins. And that s it! I m not gonna have any problem putting Stud into the Dumpster and going on to win back my Title from Doomsday. And that, Mister Doomsday, is a promise.

[He puts the microphone down and leaves the ring, as his music plays.]

JP: Well, Hobo is sounding very cocky.

Sully: There s a thin line between cocky and confident, JP. Hobo is confident.

JP: Hobo is gonna get his ass whooped!

Sully: I don't think so!

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