Raskit
versus
The Ginga
Singles Match
Referee: Grant August
[The crowd roar as Peter Santos steps into the centre of the ring
and the lights fade slightly as he bellows into the mike.]
Peter Santos: This match is scheduled for one fall. Making his
way to the ring first, from South London, England, weighing in at 182
lbs., accompanied by Jezebel, "The Dizzee One" Raskit!
["Hold Ya Mouf" by Dizzee Rascal explodes from the PA system as
Raskit strides out with Jezebel on his arm, he taunts the fans and
begins to walk down the entrance ramp.]
JP: What a piece of trash, just look at him,
he's so damn cocky and yet he's never won a match here in the MWF let
alone stepped in the ring.
Sully: You are judging him before he's even
had a chance JP, that's not like you.
JP: I know it's the whole innoncent until
proven guilty but this guy just...annoys the hell out of me!
Sully: Well The Ginga annoys me! We're
even.
[Raskit slides into the ring and climbs the turnbuckle, his skinny
frame grabs the top rope and he taunts to the crowd as Jezebel
wiggles her ass for the fans.]
JP: Disgraceful, which gutter did she crawl
from?
Sully: John Pilkington! Take that back,
Jezebel is one beautiful young woman....you wouldn't say no.
JP: I think I would, I'd catch
something!
[JP is cut off as Peter Santos begins bellowing again, the crowd
turning and getting to their feet as they look towards the entrance
way.]
Peter Santos: And the opponent, from Florida, weighing in at
252 lbs., The Ginga!
[A huge cheer goes up as orange lights fill the entrance way and
orange pyro fizzes in a line up the ramp...it hits the top of the
ramp and The Ginga comes striding through over the pyro and he roars
to the fans who shout encouragement back at the number one contender
for the MWF Television Championship.]
Sully: Look at him, ginger's can never be
successful.
JP: That's just harist.
Sully: It's not harist! He just won't be
successful.
JP: Raskit is giving away a lot of weight to The Ginga tonight,
almost seven-five pounds and I'm not sure if Raskit can do anything
to stop himself losing...Ginga can hit those powerful moves.
Sully: He's not as agile as "The Dizzee One"
though...
[The Ginga climbs into the ring and the crowd roar as he walks
straight up to Raskit and stares into his eyes, Raskit is a little
taken aback and Grant August steps inbetween the two men. The Ginga's
hair is bleached half red and half orange, he turns round and raises
his arms to the crowd....but the arms are dropped as Raskit before
the bell has even rung jumps The Ginga and takes him down with a kick
to the back of the knee. The Ginga drops to one knee and Raskit
begins punching The Ginga in the back of the head...Grant August
calls for Raskit to stop. "The Dizzee One" doesn't stop pounding the
right hands in until The Ginga is dropped to the mat.]
JP: Look at that! The cheek...to attack a
man like The Ginga from behind.
Sully: Seems to be happening a lot these
days.
[The Ginga slowly picks himself up and is sent down to a sitting
position thanks to a snapmare from Raskit....Jezebel cheers on her
man from ringside, flashing her cleavage as she bends over and slaps
the canvas...Raskit slowly pulls The Ginga to his feet and the crowd
jeer as The Ginga is sent down for a neckbreaker, Raskit with
lightning speed has an inside cradle and Grant August
counts....1.....2! The Ginga breaks out of the hold...looking
stunned. Raskit gets to his feet slowly.]
JP: That was pretty good speed there from
Raskit, if he wants to stand any chance he has to try and get those
legs running.
Sully: He'll be running rings around the
slow cumbersome Ginga that's for sure.
JP: If The Ginga gets Raskit into the corner
then it will be goodnight vienna, he just needs to use that weight
advantage and the match will be over before you know it.
[Raskit sends The Ginga into the ropes...The Ginga comes running
back and Raskit looks for a spinning head scissors...he leaps up but
The Ginga when Raskit is in mid-air catches him and the crowd roar as
"The Dizzee One" is sent down for a huge snap powerbomb. The Ginga
laughs as Raskit holds his back and Jezebel cries out for her
boyfriend...The Ginga points to the turnbuckle and the crowd cheer as
Raskit is manhandeled to his feet and sent flying towards the
turnbuckle. Raskit hits the turnbuckle hard and the crowd roar as all
two hundred a fifty pounds of The Ginga thuds into him soon after.
Raskit begins to slump down but The Ginga hauls him up further and
mounts Raskit, he raises the right hand and brings it
down.....1......2......3......4.......5.......6....The Ginga pauses
on the sixth punch and the crowd jeer as Raskit pushes The Ginga down
and The Ginga slams onto the mat.]
Sully: Haha! That'll teach him to try and
throw his weight around...Raskit is on form tonight, he's making a
good impression.
JP: Better than I thought he would be...but
it won't last.
["The Dizzee One" climbs up the turnbuckle, The Ginga laid out
below him. He pauses and taunts to the crowd...Jezebel cheers and
claps as Raskit leaps off with a moonsault, he flips and comes down
straight onto The Ginga, hooking the leg and Grant August hits the
mat with his hand......1.......2! The Ginga kicks out to cheers from
the fans.]
Sully: Why are this crowd supporting The
Ginga? He's the real piece of trash!
JP: They know who the better wrestler is and
they are making sure they get behind the right man.
Sully: That was one hell of a moon sault
from "The Dizzee One".
[The Ginga sits up and Raskit dropkicks him in the back...The
Ginga leans forwards and staggers to his feet, clutching his
back...Raskit comes from behind and bulldogs The Ginga hard into the
mat. Raskit signals to Jezebel and she cheers as Raskit stalks The
Ginga. The Ginga is down on the mat but he rolls over and begins to
slowly get to his feet...Raskit is crouched ready to pounce...]
JP: What's this?
Sully: A little something called The Broken
Silence!
[The Ginga is now standing and the crowd roar as Raskit looks for
The Broken Silence...his leg shoots up for the move but at the last
second The Ginga ducks. The foot of Raskit sails over The Ginga, he
is off balance and The Ginga kicks Raskit in the knee and executes a
huge DDT...both men are down, The Ginga through exertion and Raskit
through the impact of the move. The Ginga manages to roll over and
Grant August counts the pin....1......2.! Raskit rolls a shoulder.
The Ginga looking annoyed gets to his feet and drags Raskit, "The
Dizzee One" is holding his head, looking stunned by the force of the
move and he is sent into the ropes. The crowd roar as he comes
running back and into the arms of The Ginga, a huge belly to belly
suplex quakes the ring and squashes the air and life out of Raskit.
The Ginga covers....1.....2! Raskit rolls the shoulder again.]
JP: For God sake! This Raskit just won't go
in his basket.
Sully: Oh very funny JP...wait a second who
is that?
JP: It's Conrad Peyser! What the hell is he
doing out here?
["The Distinguished Gentlemen" Conrad Peyser walks down the
entrance way, watching the ring as The Ginga picks up Raskit and the
crowd roar as Raskit is sent running headfirst into the turnbuckle.
The Ginga hasn't spotted Peyser yet and the crowd shout warning as
The Ginga hammers away on Raskit in the corner, right hands flying as
Raskit is slumped down. Jezebel cries out for her boyfriend and calls
for Grant August to do something, August calls The Ginga to stop
punching and warns him about clenched fists. "The Dizzee One" truly
is dizzy as The Ginga pulls him to his feet and smashes Raskit's head
into the turnbuckle, Raskit collapses onto the ropes as The Ginga
turns round to taunt to the fans when he spots Conrad Peyser standing
at the bottom of the entrance ramp.]
Sully: Conrad Peyser, he's a true gentlemen
you know JP...got some real talent in the ring to.
JP: I wouldn't describe him as real talent,
he seems intent on making The Ginga's life hell that's for
sure.
Sully: These two seem to be swapping words
reguarly. Wonder what Conrad wants out here tonight.
[The Ginga walks to the ropes on the far side of the ring, leans
over them and shouts at Conrad Peyser..."The Distinguished Gentlemen"
shrugs, The Ginga takes a step to move from the ring but Conrad backs
away slightly...Conrad suddenly starts laughing. The Ginga looks
confused...he isn't so confused as Raskit grabs him from behind and
rolls him up with a schoolboy, Raskit has a foot on the ropes for
leverage but Grant August doesn't spot it.....1......2.....3! The
bell sounds as Raskit jumps to his feet, arms raised, Jezebel slides
into the ring and wraps her arms around her boyfriend.]
JP: God damnit! The Ginga was distracted and
then Raskit had his foot on the ropes to cheat a win.
Sully: Conrad played his part, see The Ginga
isn't as great as you all say he is.
JP: He was out numbered and cheated out of a
win...he had Raskit down and out, if it wasn't for that damn Conrad
he'd of won yet another match but instead he loses a bit of momentum
going into that match with Troy Knight.
Peter Santos: And your winner, through pinfall, Raskit!
Sully: What a debut for the man from
England, he really showed his class.
JP: With a bit of help...now what's he
doing?
[Raskit is stamping on The Ginga...the crowd jeering as Conrad
Peyser slowly climbs into the ring, Raskit turns and eyes Conrad
suspiciously but "The Distinguished Gentlemen" assures Raskit he is
here on good terms and to prove so he bends down and rakes eyes of
The Ginga. The Ginga rolls over, screaming in pain as Conrad hauls
him to his feet and Conrad Peyser lifts up The Ginga...the ring is
shaken as he executes the Conrad Confrontation! The Ginga's head is
driven into the mat...Conrad rolls away, and motions to Peter Santos
for a mike.]
Sully: What a move! The Ginga hasn't had
much luck over these last few days, I guess his luck has finally run
out.
JP: Poor Ginga, that must of hurt, now we
have to listen to some Conrad Peyser rubbish talk.
Sully: At least we get to see a little more
of Jezebel, that is one hot babe.
[Conrad Peyser above the jeers of the crowd, raises his voice
slightly.]
Peyser: Good evening ladies and gentlemen,
or should I see, simple men and simple women. You can't even begin to
comprehend what I have just done...I've taken your, Ginga, here and
made him into the man we all know he is. Worthless, pathetic...and
defeatist. What you just witnessed was the Conrad Confrontation! I
like to come down here and get a little involved, my learned friend
here, Rascal was it?
[Raskit whispers his proper name, Conrad nods.]
Peyser: Sorry, not Rascal, but Raskit was
putting on a fine performance and I simply wanted to see a little
more of his wrestling first hand. The Ginga also needs checking
out...I mean this is the man who wants to become MWF Television
Champion, we can't have him on television when he can't even wrestle
properly!
[The crowd jeer Conrad loudly, he laughs.]
Peyser: You'll be seeing a lot, lot, more of
me Ginga.
[Conrad Peyser passes the mike back to Peter Santos as "Bet" by 7
plays again over the PA system and Conrad Peyser taunts the crowd
before making his way from the ring, Raskit and Jezebel embrace while
The Ginga is checked out by Grant August.]
JP: I can't believe that, it was a
disgrace...Conrad Peyser is no gentlemen, he's a cheat!
Sully: He was just checking the performance
of Raskit, you heard him.
JP: And you believe him Sully? You really
are more gullable than I thought.
Sully: I'm not gullable, you just don't like
people unless the crowd like them! I doubt that's the last we'll see
of Conrad Peyser and The Ginga in the ring together.
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