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Psycho Steve w/Stacey Firestone

Singles Match

Referee: Chad Pattison

Writer: Ed Walker

JP: The first match of the night is going to be a great one Sully. It will pit Psycho Steve against "The Perfect One" James Wright. Psycho Steve is fighting to try and gain a permanent MwF contract while James Wright is looking to prove why he's known as "the greatest UwF champion of all-time".

Sully: In my opinion James has already proved himself, he's driven Fear out of the MwF with injury. Fear's running scared from "The Perfect One", everyone knows it.

JP: Fear's out for a couple of weeks with a broken ankle, also he has a possible neck injury which he refuses to divulge information about.

Sully: Psycho Steve is about to be taken to school, he hasn't got the experience or ability to beat James.

JP: Lets not forget though that James hasn't been a regular competitor in the ring for over a year now, that ring rust may play a big part in this match.

["I Am Canadian" by The James Wright Band hit's the PA system, much to the disgust of the American crowd. "The Perfect One" makes his way to the ring with a superior smirk on his face as the MwF fans hurl jeers at him. He is wearing a set of black boots and a pair of white and red crotched pants. James is holding a microphone in his right hand as he rapidly walks down the ramp. He enters the ring via the steel steps and signals for his music to be cut.]

James Wright: Let me be the first to introduce you all to M-W-F DynaWright! Normally I'm quite a happy-go-lucky character but I've got a bit of a beef to play out tonight. Everyone knows that James Wright is a main-event performer yet I find myself opening the show that was named after me? What's the deal with that? I know that I'm needed to give the show an initial ratings boost but I also know that with the likes of Troy Knight and Kid Insanity on after me the ratings are bound to plummet as soon as I leave the screen. Well tonight I'm making it my mission to prove why next week I should be in the main-event. Ed Walker clearly doesn't know a headlock from his tiny cock if he plans on making me a curtain jerker. I also want to have a brief word about a member of Twisted Vision.

[The crowd pop from the mention of Twisted Vision which leaves James Wright with a sickened look on his face. He walks around the ring a couple of times to regain his composure as the cheers die down.]

James Wright: Insane Wayne recently had a few words to say on our past, about how he was always in my shadow. There was, and still is, a reason for that Wayne. You're simply not as good as I am. Hell you're a workhouse, you just keep on going, but I'm the superstar. When I touch things they turn to gold. You've never been as good as me Wayne and you never will be. You had so much potential but then you threw it all away when you started sucking up to the fans. What did it get you Wayne? It got you nothing! To be a true champion in this sport you have know yourself inside out, you've become a parody of yourself Wayne. You've become nothing more than a wannabe. You want to be regarded as a legend but it will never happen. So you became the "Hardcore Legend", so what? Hardcore wrestling is for people with no technical abilities. You want to be the World champion, but you're just not good enough. You want to play with the big boys like me but you're a small man, big in stature, little in talent. It'd be my pleasure to take you to school but it appears you're "out of action" - just like Fear.

[Again the crowd cheer for the mention of another of their newly found favourites. This time it doesn't appear to bother James as he carries on talking.]

James Wright: Right now Fear is rested up at home, on his back just like he always ends up in the ring. I'm the biggest thing to hit the MwF ever and I'm going to come down on Fear like a tonne of bricks…if he ever has to guts to show his face in these parts again. If he thinks what he's feeling right now is pain then I'm going to introduce him to a whole new world of torture. I hope you're watching tonight fear because I'm dedicating this match to you, everything you see happen to Psycho Steve is only a glimpse of the things I have planned for you. Now bring your ass out here Steve so I can kick it!

Peter Santos: And the opponent, weighing in at 265 lbs., from Detroit, Michigan, accompanied by Stacey Firestone, Psycho Steve!

[The crowd give off quite a cheer as the American makes his way out to the sound of "Numb" by Linkin park. Stacey Firestone, dressed seductively in a school girls' outfit struts down to the ring on the arm of Steve as he pumps up the fans with hand gestures. James Wright looks condescendly down from the ring as Psycho Steve strolls down the ramp with Stacey.]

Sully: This guy doesn't realise what he is getting himself into, you do not, do not cross James Wright and get away with it, the man is a technical wrestling master.

JP: Psycho Steve was unlucky to lose to Scotty Heart last week, it was a close fought match and "Heaven's Gift" could have lost countless times.

Sully: Don't give Steve that much credit, he's just a hardcore wrestler who is out of his depth tonight.

JP: We'll see once the match gets started, Steve could have some tricks up his sleeve.

[The MaxiTron flickers back to the in ring action as James Wright walks over to the ropes and stretches as Psycho Steve bids Stacey Firestone farewell and leaps into the ring. He milks the crowds applause as he walks straight up to James Wright and gets in his face, "The Perfect One" turns his face away and suddenly fires a right hand round to catch Psycho Steve unawares. Steve looks shocked as he is rocked back and Wright fires a right hand right into the jaw of Psycho Steve, the fans jeering loudly as the bell sounds and James Wright locks Psycho Steve into a headlock. He wrenches the neck of Psycho Steve before Steve attempts to break free but James Wright ducks round and pulls out an atomic drop, Psycho Steve's spine is jolted as the move connects and the fans jeer as Psycho Steve drops to the mat while James Wright stands arms out wide and face titled to the heavens, nodding in time with an invisible beat.]

Sully: The man is just unstoppable, you cannot compete with someone as brilliant as James Wright, he is at a different level.

JP: He thinks he is playing a different game but really he is on the same field as everyone else and he'll find that out very soon.

[Stacey Firestone looks on worriedly as James Wright begins to cockily put the boot into Psycho Steve, really emphasising the downward motion and he stamps on the groin of Psycho Steve to rapturous jeers from the crowd and a scream from Stacey. James Wright goes to cover Psycho Steve, not hooking the leg.....1......2....James Wright releases the tension and laughs before slamming the back of Psycho Steve's head into the canvas.]

Sully: Ring psychology, that is what James Wright has, something that a lot of these young wrestlers lack.

JP: Psycho Steve is a much better wrestler when he gets outside the ring but we are in James Wright's environment, this is Monday Night DynaWright at the moment.

Sully: So true, what a brilliant name it is, the ratings really would increase if we changed the name of the show.

JP: I hate it, so pretencious.

["The Perfect One" infuriates the fans as he pulls Psycho Steve to his feet and irish whips him into the ropes...as Psycho Steve hits the ropes "The Perfect One" starts running and hits the Canadian Connection, a forearm that crashes into the face of Steve and sends him crumbling to the mat. James Wright rolls over and leaps back up to his feet, milking the boos and taunts of the hostile crowd. A big "Canada Sucks!" chant is ringing around the arena as James Wright snarls at the fans and goes for another cover on Psycho Steve.....1.......2! Chad Pattison signals two as Psycho Steve manages to roll the shoulder.]

Sully: That's more like it from Psycho Steve, a bit of resiliance, he hasn't been in this match at all.

JP: Give it time Sully, there is always a comeback brewing. James Wright needs to have his teeth kicked out after what he said about Psycho Steve earlier.

[Psycho Steve pants for breath as James Wright lifts him back to his feet, James Wright attempts to send Steve towards the turnbuckle but Psycho Steve to the delight of the crowd and Stacey Firestone manages to turn the move around and he sends James Wright flying towards the turnbuckle. "The Perfect One" connects with it and Psycho Steve charges at the Canadian and the crowd roar as he throws his full weight into a huge spear that slams James Wright's back against the turnbuckle. "The Perfect One" sinks down with the pain as Psycho Steve pulls James Wright by the hair and pushes him up to the second rope. Psycho Steve climbs up and the crowd begin to roar as Psycho Steve loops his arm around the neck of James Wright....the crowd gasp and then cheer as James Wright is DDT'd from the second rope by Psycho Steve. Stacey Firestone leads the crowd in a wild cheer as Chad Pattison counts....1.....2.! James Wright shoots his arm up.]

Sully: Wahey! He's not down yet!

JP: James Wright's a lucky son of a bitch, but a tough one at that.

[The crowd jeer loudly as James Wright sits up, rubbing his head, Psycho Steve can't believe it as James Wright begins to get to his feet, Steve roars and grabs James Wright and attempts to suplex him. James Wright's feet won't budge from the crowd and Psycho Steve suddenly finds himself being lifted up. James Wright leaves Steve up in the air and brings him down with a huge hanging suplex...Psycho Steve clutches his back in agony. James Wright pushes up from the canvas and snarls at the crowd as he waits for Psycho Steve to get up.]

Sully: This doesn't look good for Psycho Steve, he's in a bit of a bad position right now.

JP: I'm not surprised, James Wright has managed to wriggle his way out of yet another tight spot.

Sully: He always does, it's all about the consistency and commitment that James Wright has to everything he does, not just wrestling.

[Psycho Steve gets to his feet and is sent hurtling into the turnbuckle, he slams against it and James Wright follows up quickly. "The Perfect One" slams his knee into him, Stacey Firestone attempts to get Steve to fight back but he slumps down even further as James Wright keeps hammering away. Wright makes a signal to the crowd, he points to the top rope and the crowd look confused.]

JP: This doesn't look good at all....

Sully: ....It's time for James Wright's first ever MWF victory to be set in copyright!

[James Wright positions himself and begins to haul Psycho Steve up to the top rope...the ropes wobble as James Wright gets Psycho Steve up. He leaps off, pushing Steve between his legs and the crowd explode in jeers as the CopyWright is hit and Steve smashes into the canvas. James Wright rolls over and covers....1.....2.....3! The bell sounds as James Wright gets to his feet as "I Am Canadian" hits the PA system.]

JP: Damnit....damn him, James Wright manages to get away with it.

Sully: Get away with it? That was a controlled and skillful victory from James Wright, he always had the win in the bag.

JP: He will never amount to anything in the MWF, no matter how confident he thinks he is.

Peter Santos: And your winner, through pinfall, James Wright!