JP: Folks, we first saw Kid Insanity a week ago, lingering backstage at Dynamite. This week, he lingers in the ring, against the Xtreme Champion, Sam King.

Sully: Lingers? John, Kid Insanity will not linger here tonight, he will wrestle, and defeat Sam King!

["Not Enough" by Our Lady Peace travels across the arena as Sam King strides onto the entrance ramp, his Xtreme Title firmly placed on his shoulder. He walks towards the ring, as the fans cheer.]

Peter Santos: Introducing first, from Victoria, Texas, weighing in at 240 lbs, Sam King!

[King swings the title from his shoulder and rolls into the ring. He raises the leather strap into the air, as the fans get behind him. As he places his title under the closest turnbuckle, Kid Insanity crawls from under the ring, reaches under the ropes and pulls King's head against the turnbuckle pad.]

Peter Santos: Hailing from Las Vegas, Nevada, weighing in at 220lbs… Kid Insanity!

JP: You call that wrestling, Sully!? How the hell did he get under there without us seeing him?

Sully: Pure genius.

[Kid Insanity climbs into the ring and takes advantage of the dazed King. He knocks him into the corner and pummels him into oblivion.]

Sully: Look at his legs move! Fast or what?!

[Sam King manages to tackle Kid down, but soon finds himself in the corner again as Kid shoves him away and continues to pummel. He fists King in the jaw before picking him up and suplexing him over. As The King hits the mat, Kid rolls over onto his chest. 1…2…shoulder up. Kid lifts King up and goes for another suplex, but Sam King goes under the arm and stands behind Kid Insanity. He hits a short, fast German suplex and stands up. The fans cheer.]

JP: King has turned the match around. Surely, he will show Kid who the Xtreme Champion is… by kicking his ass!

Sully: Sam King couldn't kick Insanity's ass if it was detached from his ass and served on a plate!

[King picks Kid up and whips him into the ropes. As the opponent comes back, King hits a powerslam. Kid's body hits the mat hard. 1…2…kick out. Sam King drags Kid Insanity to his feet once again and doubles him over. He lifts him for the powerbomb, but Kid reverses into a hurracanrana! King is catapulted across the ring and under the ropes. Kid finds his feet and climbs the turnbuckle.]

JP: Is this guy insane?

Sully: Hence the name, JP! Hence the name!

[Kid Insanity leaps from the top rope and lands on Sam King, on the outside. Both men are laid out of their backs.]

Sully: Hooray for Kid Insanity! What a heroe!

JP: He's either courageous or stupid!

[Both men begin to stir. As they get up, Kid fires a punch, but King blocks and fires one of his own. Insanity staggers backwards, and King speeds towards Kid. As he makes contact, Kid backdrops him over onto the ringsteps! Kid rolls into the ring.]

JP: Well this wasn't an Xtreme match but things sure are getting violent.

[King gets up, holding his back. He struggles into the ring. Kid moves in for the attack, but Sam King drives his boot into Insanity's stomach, and hits the Spinning DDT! Kid's head slams into the mat with great force. King makes the cover. 1…2…Insanity gets his foot on the ropes!]

Sully: Yes!

[King gets up and has a word with Referee Grant August. Kid Insanity suddenly rolls King up, holding onto his shorts for leverage. 1…2…3!]

Peter Santos: And your winner, through pinfall, Kid Insanity!

JP: Damn it!

[Fozzy appears at the entrance as Kid jumps up, his arm held high by August. The GM applauds Kid, as King holds his head in anger. Before King can do damage, Kid Insanity jumps from the ring and joins Fozzy on the ramp.]

JP: Fozzy seems to be contagious! He goes near a wrestler and he turns into a backstabbing bastard!

Sully: The man's a god, he just has an effect on people/.

JP: He's the devil more like!