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"Innovator of Impossible" Seth Caliko w/Michiru Kaiou

Singles Match

Referee: Chad Pattison

Writer: Steven Douglas

JP: Well Sully it's about that time for our first match.

Sully: Here we have "The Innovator of Impossible" and the pretty boy Jonny Fairplay. Who do you have to win in this match?

JP: I strongly believe that...someone will win.

Sully: ...you know...I don't even want to comment on that. Lets just start this match.

Peter Santos: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Entering first from Manchester, England, weighing in at two hundred forty-five pounds, Jonny Fairplay!

["Cold as Ice" shoots throughout the stadium followed by Jonny himself. Wearing a jet black trenchcoat the boos pour from the crowd. He stands on the turnbuckle, ignoring the fans while he gloats in his own ego.]

Peter Santos: And his opponent, from Long Island, New York. Being accompanied to the ring by Michiru Kaiou, The Innovator of Impossible, Seth Caliko!

[Caliko enters the arena along with the tunes of "Sleep Now In the Fire" with his blood red sunglasses and his traditional coat with images of himself and the MWF. Cheers are heard and Seth gladly accepts them.]

Sully: Both competitors are ready, the fans are ready, and so am I so lets get this thing started!

[Before Sully could completely finish his sentence Seth takes Fairplay and locks him in a choke hold. After a few seconds though Jonny gets his arm up and rakes Caliko's eye.]

Sully: Oh come on now! That is definitely illegal!

JP: I don't think referee Chad Pattison cares, he wants the same thing we want. A gruesome match!

[Caliko retreats to the corner ringpost, and seconds later Fairplay runs toward Caliko looking to splash him into the ringpost but as soon as he jumped in the air to land on him Seth countered with a strong kick to the face. Jonny's head snaps back and Fairplay falls to the ground.]

JP: Now where did that come from?

Sully: Who knows, Caliko is crazy like that sometimes.

[With Fairplay laying on the mat Caliko jumps to the top rope and taunts Fairplay with the crowd cheering. Seth gets ready and hits the Firestarter on the already injured Jonny.]

Sully: Jesus Christ! What a move!

JP: Indeed it was, hitting its mark directly.

[Caliko goes for the cover, 1...2...Fairplay gets a foot on the rope.]

Sully: This may be a good time to remind the fans that the MWF will have its next pay per view when London, England holds MAYhem. May thirtieth, a match is already scheduled with NomaD defending the world title against Anarkist.

[Seth grabs Jonny by his hair, but Fairplay hits Caliko with the low blow and while Seth bends over in pain Jonny takes advantage and hits Caliko with a DDT. Fairplay goes for the pin and puts his feet on the second rope for leverage....1...2...immeditaely Chad Pattison sees Fairplays feet on the rope and stops the count.]

Sully: That's what you get for cheating.

JP: You do what you have to pick up the W.

[A frustrated Fairplay slaps the mat and pulls Caliko up. Jonny bounces him against the ropes then hits the superkick against the oncoming Caliko. Fairplay, the man that he is, decides not to go for the pin and gloats with the crowd. Eventually he goes back to Caliko and slaps his head a bit. Michiru is outside the ring trying to will Seth back to his feet, and with her inspirtaion, out of nowhere Caliko hits Fairplay behind his knees and connects with The Cali Kick!

Sully: Oh my God! The infamous Cali Kick!

JP: That had to have hurt.

Sully: Well duh! God I worry about you sometimes...

[Caliko goes for the cover]

[1...2...kickout by Fairplay.]

JP: It was a close count!

[The Innovator of Impossible tries to stay calm and brings Jonny to his feet. Bad Idea. Jonny again hits the low blow without the referee seeing. Fairplay gets Seth back up from the painful low blow, and gets the inverted atomic bomb in. Again he goes for the pinfall...1...2...speed kickout from Caliko! Fairplay drags Seth into the middle of the ring and lays him on his back. He crosses Calikos legs and hooks the arm...he puts Caliko in the STF! Caliko cries out in pain as Jonny shows no mercy.]

JP: Oh, that's a very painful move. There was this time where my arm was cramped and a friend put the STF on me hoping to make it feel better. It didn't. Er...um lets get on with this match.

Sully: ...Jesus...

[Caliko shows signs of great fatigue and appears to want to tap out, but with manager Kaiou out there, it might not happen. She bangs her hands on the mat trying to get the fans to join her in her quest to free Seth. After a bit the crowd joins in, and despite Fairplay's jeers, Seth gains strength and pulls himself out of it. Fairplay can't believe it, and in his disbelief Caliko kicks Jonny in the midsection, runs back against the ropes and hits a move similar to the throwback. Caliko gets back up and pumps his hands in the air showing that things are soon to be over with here.]

Sully: Caliko's calling for the end here.

[Fairplay slowly stands up only to be greeted with Sweet Skull Music. The crowd knows whats coming and Seth holds Fairplay, about to hit The KO from Cali, but out of nowhere Fairplay punches Seth in the noggin, knocking Seth to the ground. Fairplay, near the ropes, takes Caliko's legs and pins him, placing his own legs on the top rope this time, so referee Chad Pattison would not see...1...2...3!]

Sully: Fairplay gets the cheap win!

Peter Santos: Here is your winner, through pinfall, Jonny Fairplay!

JP: I cannot believe that Fairplay will get away with this travesty!

Sully: He may not have earned it but a win is a win, right?

JP: Not if there's cheating involved!

Sully: Well all I know is that Dynamite has gotten off to a great start, and I'm sure there's better to come too!

JP: We're going to take a short break and we'll be right back with yet more action....as Gutter Rat ad Doomsday fight in the "Twisted Vizion" name against Steven Douglas and The Hobo.

Sully: What an unlikely pair, we'll see you after this!

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