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["U-Mass" by Pixies hits the PA system and Monday Night Dynamite
hits the PA system, the small amount of pyro explodes from the
entrance way and the small crowd of some nine hundred greet the start
of the show with applause and cheering.]
JP: Welcome to the MWF's, Monday Night
Dynamite!
Sully: I can't wait for tonight, it's going
to be better than the first two shows put together JP.
JP: What makes you say that?
Sully: Don't ask me, I just feel it in my
bones, I mean the matches we have tonight are so well put together
and the main event.
JP: I agree, Ross Allen and Anarkist, it's
like a great storm building those two, and I feel tonight is going to
be but a shower.
Sully: And the tag match to kick off the
show is going be something...The Grudge and Allen are taking on King
and Jay-Z, these four men are beginning to be encased in
hatred.
[The camera cuts backstage and we see Anarkist walking down the
corridor, he is walking with a confident air as he turns the corner
he bumps into another MWF wrestler, Supreme.]
JP: Oh dear Supreme I wouldn't go bumping
into Anarkist
Supreme: Hey big guy watch where you're
going will you?
[Anarkist just stands there staring at Supreme.]
Supreme: Didn't you hear me?
Anarkist: I heard you.
Supreme: Well aren't you going to
apologise?
Anarkist: No.
Supreme: What's wrong with you, got some
kind of a complex or something?
Anarkist: No.
Supreme: Come on Mr.Monosyllabic, I don't
have time for all this.
[Supreme pushes past Anarkist and walks off round the corner,
Anarkist puts his fist into the palm of his hand and cracks his
knuckles.]
Sully: Supreme is going to catch it with an
attitude like that.
JP: I know, he was lucky Anarkist didn't
knock him out right there.
The Grudge and Ross Allen versus Sam King and
The Jeopardizer, Tag Team Match
Peter Santos: This match is a standard Tag Team contest, and on
their way to the ring at this time, weighing in at a combined weight
of 479 lbs, The Grudge and Ross Allen!
[The crowd roar as Ross Allen and The Grudge appear together on
the entrance way, with 'The Grudge' by Tool playing over the PA
system.]
Peter Santos: And their opponents, weighing in at a combined
weight of 455 lbs, Sam King and The Jeopardizer!
[Our Lady Peace hits the PA system and Sam King and The
Jeopardizer walk confidently down the aisle towards the ring, pumping
the crowd up for the contest.]
JP: Ladies and Gentlemen, the tag team match
is about to begin, and at ringside, along with Sully and myself, is
the MWF's General Manager, Fozzy.
Sully: Hey Fozzy.
Fozzy: Hey guys, lets get this show on the
road, I've got women to attend to, and women have got to attend to
me!
[Reckless Ross Allen and The Grudge stand in their corner,
discussing who should fight first. Seconds later Grudge steps into
the centre of the ring, and Reckless smiles, before stepping onto the
apron. Jay-Z moves to the centre also, as Sam King leans in the
corner. The bell sounds, and Grudge dodges a kick to the gut, and
hits a fist to the jaw of Jay-Z. He throws him into the ropes and
hits a back drop when he returns. With Jay-Z on the floor, he hits a
forearm to the throat and picks the foe up. Jay-Z swings behind
Grudge and hits a German suplex and holds for the pin. 1.2.kick out.]
JP: Grudge might be in trouble. Maybe he
should tag?
Sully: I doubt Ross Allen wants that, John.
He's got another match later tonight.
Fozzy: Against Anarkist, that big. giant.
freak.
[Grudge crawls towards Ross Allen, but the Reckless One doesn't
seem too happy to tag. Luckily for him, Jay-Z pulls Grudge back into
the middle of the ring. He sends a harsh stomp to the back of
Grudge's head, and tags Sam King. Jay-Z picks up Grudge and holds him
in a full nelson. Sam goes for a superkick, but Grudge drops and The
Jeapardizer takes it in the nose.]
Fozzy: Dear me!
Sully: Not impressed?
Fozzy: Not much.
[Jay-Z drops down limp and Sam, panicking, quickly pounces on
Grudge, but as Grudge gets up, he headbutts King in the groin. Grudge
grabs Sam King, and hits the Grudge Effect.]
Sully: Ow! No!
JP: The Double Arm DDT!
[Grudge goes for the cover, but Jay-Z, with a bloody nose,
forearms Grudge over the head and leaves the ring. Grudge moves to
Ross Allen, and Reckless reluctantly makes the tag. Sam King stands
up, dazed, and stares Ross Allen right in the eye. Allen darts
forward but suddenly stops as Anarkist's music hits.]
JP: ANARKIST?! WHAT THE HELL IS ANARKIST
DOING HERE?!
Fozzy: Would you shut up? You're burstin' my
drums!
Sully: He's got something to settle with
every man. Now is the time to settle it!
[Anarkist sprints to the ring. Sam King and Ross Allen turn their
attention to the monster, whilst Grudge and Jay-Z take a breather.
Not wanting to affect the matches result, Sam King takes the referee
out with a DDT.]
JP: King means business tonight,
Fozzy!
Fozzy: Those referees cost money.
[Anarkist hits the ring. King is the first to attack, using his
brute power, Anarkist lifts King onto his shoulder and slams him to
the mat. Reckless quickly slides from the ring and collects a steel
chair from under the ring. As he does so, Jay-Z and Grudge enter the
ring, either man at each side of Anarkist. Wasting no time, he grabs
Jay-Z and Grudge by their throats and chokeslams them both!]
JP: DEAR GOD!
[Ross Allen re-enters the ring with the folding chair in hand and
speeds at Anarkist. Pumped to the max with adrenaline and fury,
Anarkist uses the palm of his hand to thrust the chair into Allen's
face. Reckless goes down and Anarkist picks up the chair, looking
down at the devastation he has caused.]
Fozzy: What an idiot.
[Fozzy pulls away his headset and leaves the announcer's table. He
slides into the ring, with a microphone. Anarkist looks on, in
interest as to what the GM has to say. Fozzy steps over the limp body
of Ross Allen, and stands before Anarkist. The crowd jeer.]
Fozzy: There's only one person who has the
authority to do things like that, and it's not you. it's me! You've
just put an end to a match that was almost over anyway, so what was
the point? This company is nothing but a shame to the wrestling
business, and I don't know why I'm even here! There's nothing I can
do to reshape this place! You're just a big ape aren't you?
[Anarkist holds the chair above his head and is about to bring it
crashing down on Fozzy's head, when "Comeback" by the Foo Fighters
hits the PA system. Fozzy mumbles to himself.]
Fozzy: What the hell does he want?
[Ed Walker, the MWF's President walks down the ramp and enters the
ring in a calm, sophisticated manner. The fans cheer like crazy as he
snatches the microphone from Fozzy and stands by Anarkist.]
Ed: You don't know when to close your big
mouth, do you Fozz? This company is rocketing through the ranks and
we're heading to the top! [Crowd cheer] and it seems you want to pull
it down? [Crowd jeer] You've done nothing for this place, every time
I enter your office there's a cheap hoe posing on your desk! You do
less than Ian Portway with four hands! Fozzy, I suggest you leave now
before I do something I regret.
[Ed steps closer to Fozzy, and they meet toe-to-toe. Both men push
Anarkist to the side and the fans cheer, begging for a fight between
the two men. Their foreheads butt as they push each other back and
forth. Anarkist lifts his chair high again, and brings it down on Ed
and Fozzy's head!]
Sully: Anarkist doesn't want to leave anyone
standing! No matter how important they are or not!
[Anarkist leaves the ring and disappears up the ramp. The stunned
referee opens his eyes to see all men knocked out, including Ed and
Fozzy. He frowns in confusion, but spots The Grudge throwing his arm
over Sam King ...1...2...3!]
JP: But King...what Grudge...
Sully: Who was the legal man?
JP: I don't think it matters because The
Grudge has got the win.
Peter Santos: And your winners, through pinfall, Ross Allen and
The Grudge!
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