JP: First up, the eight
pm to ten pm match. Why don't you fill us in on how this match works Sully?
Sully: No.
JP: ...alright, well, how this works is that
the match lasts the entire episode of Dynamite; two hours of wrestling.
However, the wrestling does not need to occur in the ring, and as far as the
Xtreme title is concerned, it can change hands as many times possible, with
the person ending up with the belt at the end of the match being declared as
the champion. Let's get this ball rolling!
Peter Santos: The following contest is the 8
to 10 pm Xtreme championship match! Entering first, the challenger, from
Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada, weighing in at two hundred thirty pounds,
ViperJ!
[The bell rings as ViperJ, dressed rather
casually, walks down the ramp with a purpose, but more importantly that
that, he walks down the ramp with a fluorescent tube in hand to the tunes of
Crowned King's, "Turn it up, we're going down". Quickly he rolls into the
ring, sliding the glass structure in before and picking it up after, waiting
for his opponents.]
Peter Santos: And his opponent, from
Detroit, Michigan, weighing in at two hundred thirteen pounds, The Hobo!
[The Hobo waddles down the ramp with a trash
can lid in his hand to "One Of A Can" by Breaking Point, a special remix for
the Hobo alone. As The Hobo walks up the stairs and onto the ring apron,
ViperJ comes out with a very early attack and clocks Hobo with the
fluorescent light, making glass and powder fly everywhere, and making The
Hobo fly to ringside. ViperJ walks to the outside of the ring and steals
Hobo's trash can lid, using it as a weapon against the Hobo multiple times.]
Peter Santos: Entering next, weighing in at
two hundred twenty pounds, Seraph!
[Seraph runs down to the ring with great
speed, barely allowing his entrance music, Miseura Cantare by AFI, along
with a kendo stick in hand as well. Once he makes it to the ring, he swats
the trash can lid out of ViperJ's hand and then knocks ViperJ to the side of
the head with the stick, shattering it. The ringside is now covered with
broken glass, powder, and splinters of wood.]
Peter Santos: And the champion, from Miami,
Florida, he is the Xtreme champion, The Grudge!
[The Grudge fails to appear as his entrance
music hits, but the three wrestlers at ringside are still going at it. The
Hobo is starting to stand with his face already bloodied, as ViperJ and
Seraph brawl it out before Seraph tosses ViperJ into the ring steps. The
Grudge's music halts, and The Hobo gets back to his feet as Seraph picks
ViperJ off the ground, lifting him in the air, then slamming his throat onto
the barrier. The Hobo grabs Seraph, tossing him over the barrier and into
the crowd. Hobo climbs over himself, taking out a line of barbed wire from
his dirty clothing. He wraps it around his fist, making him bleed minimally,
then strikes his fist against Seraph with a swift blow, making him fall far
backwards. The Hobo follows, while ViperJ climbs over the barrier as well,
following the two closely. Seraph, with blood pouring like the Hobo, ends up
falling backwards on an unused metal barrier. The Hobo runs as fast as he
can at Seraph, but Seraph follows through by tripping the Hobo after moving
out of the way, making the Hobo fall onto the metal post, then to fall to
the cement. Out of nowhere, ViperJ crashes into Seraph, tackling him to the
concrete floor. Not long after, The Hobo got back to his feet and literally
jumped into the pile, squishing the two already scrapping. The three begin
in an all out brawl, almost in a tightly knit group, letting the fists fly.
The crowd starts to gasp, as the camera focuses on The Grudge who is
standing on a wooden barrier above the three brawling. Without them knowing
about it until it was too late, The Grudge performs an uncharacteristic dive
from the top onto the three.]
JP: Where did he come
from?
Sully: Who cares where he came from, what
did he just do!?
JP: The man wants to retain his title, I
can't blame him.
[The men all fall to the floor, hurting at
least one body part each in the fall. The four lay, until they all slowly
begin to stir, The Grudge standing first. The Hobo goes for a brawl with
ViperJ, while The Grudge and Seraph take a battle of fists to a new
definition. The four all keep the blistering blows coming, but in the
process the four move backwards to an exit heading backstage, with Seraph
and The Hobo toppling backwards simultaneously to the backstage floor. The
picture goes out for a second as a camera backstage positions himself to
tape. The wrestling continues, having The Grudge opening the top of a
storage crate and slamming it on Seraph's head, while The Hobo literally
grabs whatever he can find to use as a weapon against ViperJ, which included
a bottle of water, a vase with flowers, a doughnut from the snack table, and
backstage announcer Ian Gonzales, tossing him into ViperJ's path. The Grudge
does all that is possible to fit Seraph into the crate, eventually smashing
him into the crate and locking it tight. The Grudge decides to take a rest,
sitting on top of the crate with Seraph kicking and screaming under him,
watching The Hobo and ViperJ battle. ViperJ tosses The Hobo into a pile of
garbage, but the Hobo laughs as he begins to roll around. Eyeing the
opportunity, ViperJ grabs a local steel chair and clocks Hobo's head clean
while he was mocking ViperJ on the pile, leaving the poor man
discombobulated. The Grudge decides to walk over to ViperJ, who is still
holding the chair in hand, but is mesmerized at the Hobo, amazed at what he
had done. The Grudge had decided to be cocky, putting on a slight grin as he
walks over to ViperJ, but to his dismay as soon as he reaches ViperJ, The
Grudge is met with a surprise chair shot more hellacious that the one Hobo
got. The Grudge falls backwards to the cement, his eyes rolling back, as
ViperJ covers the man quickly. Referee Chris Forrest goes to the cement to
count, 1...2...3!]
Peter Santos: Here is your new Xtreme
champion, ViperJ!
JP: WOW! Did you see
that shot to The Grudge?
Sully: That chair is in four different
pieces now...
JP: Remember, though ViperJ can still lose
it, he has a while to last. We'll get back to this match later on.