MWF Xtreme Champion: "Homicidal Creep" The Grudge

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ViperJ

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"Paddy Punch" The Hobo

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Seraph

MWF Xtreme Championship Anywhere Falls 8-10 PM Match

Referee: Chris Forrest

Writer: Steve Avigne


JP: First up, the eight pm to ten pm match. Why don't you fill us in on how this match works Sully?

Sully: No.

JP: ...alright, well, how this works is that the match lasts the entire episode of Dynamite; two hours of wrestling. However, the wrestling does not need to occur in the ring, and as far as the Xtreme title is concerned, it can change hands as many times possible, with the person ending up with the belt at the end of the match being declared as the champion. Let's get this ball rolling!

Peter Santos: The following contest is the 8 to 10 pm Xtreme championship match! Entering first, the challenger, from Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada, weighing in at two hundred thirty pounds, ViperJ!

[The bell rings as ViperJ, dressed rather casually, walks down the ramp with a purpose, but more importantly that that, he walks down the ramp with a fluorescent tube in hand to the tunes of Crowned King's, "Turn it up, we're going down". Quickly he rolls into the ring, sliding the glass structure in before and picking it up after, waiting for his opponents.]

Peter Santos: And his opponent, from Detroit, Michigan, weighing in at two hundred thirteen pounds, The Hobo!

[The Hobo waddles down the ramp with a trash can lid in his hand to "One Of A Can" by Breaking Point, a special remix for the Hobo alone. As The Hobo walks up the stairs and onto the ring apron, ViperJ comes out with a very early attack and clocks Hobo with the fluorescent light, making glass and powder fly everywhere, and making The Hobo fly to ringside. ViperJ walks to the outside of the ring and steals Hobo's trash can lid, using it as a weapon against the Hobo multiple times.]

Peter Santos: Entering next, weighing in at two hundred twenty pounds, Seraph!

[Seraph runs down to the ring with great speed, barely allowing his entrance music, Miseura Cantare by AFI, along with a kendo stick in hand as well. Once he makes it to the ring, he swats the trash can lid out of ViperJ's hand and then knocks ViperJ to the side of the head with the stick, shattering it. The ringside is now covered with broken glass, powder, and splinters of wood.]

Peter Santos: And the champion, from Miami, Florida, he is the Xtreme champion, The Grudge!

[The Grudge fails to appear as his entrance music hits, but the three wrestlers at ringside are still going at it. The Hobo is starting to stand with his face already bloodied, as ViperJ and Seraph brawl it out before Seraph tosses ViperJ into the ring steps. The Grudge's music halts, and The Hobo gets back to his feet as Seraph picks ViperJ off the ground, lifting him in the air, then slamming his throat onto the barrier. The Hobo grabs Seraph, tossing him over the barrier and into the crowd. Hobo climbs over himself, taking out a line of barbed wire from his dirty clothing. He wraps it around his fist, making him bleed minimally, then strikes his fist against Seraph with a swift blow, making him fall far backwards. The Hobo follows, while ViperJ climbs over the barrier as well, following the two closely. Seraph, with blood pouring like the Hobo, ends up falling backwards on an unused metal barrier. The Hobo runs as fast as he can at Seraph, but Seraph follows through by tripping the Hobo after moving out of the way, making the Hobo fall onto the metal post, then to fall to the cement. Out of nowhere, ViperJ crashes into Seraph, tackling him to the concrete floor. Not long after, The Hobo got back to his feet and literally jumped into the pile, squishing the two already scrapping. The three begin in an all out brawl, almost in a tightly knit group, letting the fists fly. The crowd starts to gasp, as the camera focuses on The Grudge who is standing on a wooden barrier above the three brawling. Without them knowing about it until it was too late, The Grudge performs an uncharacteristic dive from the top onto the three.]

JP: Where did he come from?

Sully: Who cares where he came from, what did he just do!?

JP: The man wants to retain his title, I can't blame him.

[The men all fall to the floor, hurting at least one body part each in the fall. The four lay, until they all slowly begin to stir, The Grudge standing first. The Hobo goes for a brawl with ViperJ, while The Grudge and Seraph take a battle of fists to a new definition. The four all keep the blistering blows coming, but in the process the four move backwards to an exit heading backstage, with Seraph and The Hobo toppling backwards simultaneously to the backstage floor. The picture goes out for a second as a camera backstage positions himself to tape. The wrestling continues, having The Grudge opening the top of a storage crate and slamming it on Seraph's head, while The Hobo literally grabs whatever he can find to use as a weapon against ViperJ, which included a bottle of water, a vase with flowers, a doughnut from the snack table, and backstage announcer Ian Gonzales, tossing him into ViperJ's path. The Grudge does all that is possible to fit Seraph into the crate, eventually smashing him into the crate and locking it tight. The Grudge decides to take a rest, sitting on top of the crate with Seraph kicking and screaming under him, watching The Hobo and ViperJ battle. ViperJ tosses The Hobo into a pile of garbage, but the Hobo laughs as he begins to roll around. Eyeing the opportunity, ViperJ grabs a local steel chair and clocks Hobo's head clean while he was mocking ViperJ on the pile, leaving the poor man discombobulated. The Grudge decides to walk over to ViperJ, who is still holding the chair in hand, but is mesmerized at the Hobo, amazed at what he had done. The Grudge had decided to be cocky, putting on a slight grin as he walks over to ViperJ, but to his dismay as soon as he reaches ViperJ, The Grudge is met with a surprise chair shot more hellacious that the one Hobo got. The Grudge falls backwards to the cement, his eyes rolling back, as ViperJ covers the man quickly. Referee Chris Forrest goes to the cement to count, 1...2...3!]

Peter Santos: Here is your new Xtreme champion, ViperJ!

JP: WOW! Did you see that shot to The Grudge?

Sully: That chair is in four different pieces now...

JP: Remember, though ViperJ can still lose it, he has a while to last. We'll get back to this match later on.

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