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"Mr Submission" Seth Maddox w/Sylis

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"The Dizzee One" Raskit w/Jezebel

Triple Threat Match

Referee: Chad Pattison

[A buzz descends amongst the crowd as Peter Santos makes his way into the centre of the ring to announce the upcoming match up. The main lights dim as Santos's powerful voice fills the arena.]

Peter Santos: This match is a Triple Threat match and will be decided over one fall. Making his way to the ring at this time, from Littleton, Colorado. He tips the scales at 290 lbs and is being accompanied to the ring by Loyd Walker and Pogo The Clown. Introducing "The Distinguished Gentleman" Conrad Peyser!

[Bet 7 plays across the arena PA system and Conrad Peyser makes his way to the ring to a very mixed reaction. He is being flanked by his associates Loyd Walker and Pogo the Clown.]

JP: This man certainly moves in mysterious circles.

Sully: Are you trying to call Pogo The Clown a weirdo? I'll go and get him right now if you want so you can tell him to his face! I heard that when Pogo The Clown was a kid and he was a little bit slimmer he was called Pogo The Stick, any truth in that?

JP: Will you stop?

[Conrad poses for the fans while aloft on the turnbuckle, Pogo and Loyd stay on the outside of the ring and watch their charge.]

Sully: He's a big guy isn't he JP? 290 lbs? That's about 200 lbs more than you JP!

JP: I'll have you ejected if you carry on like this!

[Again Peter Santos steps forward, Bet 7 is slowly played out.]

Peter Santos: Now introducing, from the land of Australia, standing at nearly seven feet tall and weighing well over 300lbs. Being led to the ring by Sylis, he goes by the name "Mr. Submission"...Seth Maddox!

[Another loud yet mixed reaction from the MwF fans as Seth Maddox makes his way to the ring with "Building a Bridge" belting out of the PA system. Sylis walks out in front of Maddox and gets into a slanging match with Pogo before Maddox pulls him away and enters the ring.]

Sully: Did you like clowns when you were younger JP?

JP: Not particulary, how about you?

Sully: I loved clowns, I thought they were neat.

JP: That's not hard to understand, you are one!

[Referee Chad Pattison steps between Maddox and Peyser to make sure they don't prematurely start the match. Peter Santos steps out from the corner again and introduces the final combatant.]

Peter Santos: Lastly making his way to the ring, hailing from South London, England and weighing in at 182 lbs. Being accompanied to the ring by Jezebel, here is "The Dizzee One" Raskit!

[The fans rise to their feet and boo as Raskit walks down the ramp wit Jezebel on his arm. With "Hold Ya Mouf" playing Jezebel is flaunting her assets to the crowd, earning her some very derogatory chants. Raskit jumps over the top rope and waits in the corner for the bell.]

JP: Look at Jezebel! She looks like she should be working on street corners rather than in MwF!

Sully: I'm sure she's a fine upstanding woman JP.

JP: And I'm sure she's on her back more often that she's upstanding.

[The bell rings to start the match and immediately both Maddox and Peyser team up and take out an unsuspecting Raskit with a double clothesline. The crowd cheer as the hated Raskit is double teamed, both Seth Maddox and Conrad Peyser lay the boots to the fallen Raskit. Using his immense power Maddox picks Raskit up by his head and whips him into the corner. Conrad Peyser charges into Raskit, shoulder right to the gut, Raskit slumps down to the floor. Jezebel tries to shout encouragement to him from the outside. Peyser got the jump on Maddox with a crafty lowblow from behind which he followed with a quick rollup and a fistful of tights. 1...2.Kick out!]

JP: Close fall early one there for Peyser, it's clear he had a plan going into this match.

Sully: As long as his plan is to win he should be okay.

[Peyser hits a well aimed kick to Maddox's ribs before picking him up and executing a well-timed suplex, the thud echoes through the arena. As Peyser gets to his feet after delivering the suplex only to be hit with a somersault 3/4 neckbreaker by a recovered Raskit. With both Peyser and Maddox down and side by side Raskit climbs to the top turnbuckle. He taunts the crowd before turning around and hitting a moonsault, landing on both fallen men. "The Dizzee One" goes for the double pin on Maddox and Peyser. 1...2 Kick out! the collective power of the kick out sends Raskit flying and he hotshots himself across the middle rope. 1...2...3...4...5, Seth Maddox is the first to stand up and he scoops Raskit up with him. Using his impressive strength Maddox lifts Raskit into a gorilla press slam and presses him several times before dropping him on the body of Conrad Peyser. 1...broken up! Maddox kicks Raskit off Peyser to break up the unintended pinning predicament.]

Sully: What a way that would have been to lose the match for Seth Maddox!

[Maddox plays to the crowd while he is firmly in control of the match until Jezebel grabs his foot from the outside. Maddox shouts at Jezebel who plays the situation up much to the dismay of the crowd while Raskit groggily gets to his feet. By the time "Mr. Submission" turns round both Peyser and Raskit are back on their feet, albeit a little shaky, and Raskit connects with a huge roundhouse kick to the face while Peyser swept Maddox's feet away from him. Like a well oiled unit Raskit and Peyser started talking to each other and Raskit points to the top rope. Conrad Peyser lifts Maddox to his feet and places him in position for a sidewalk slam, Raskit takes off from the top rope and hits a beautiful guillotine legdrop.]

JP: Excellent teamwork there from both Raskit and Conrad Peyser, is they keep this up then Maddox could be incapacitated before long.

Sully: I don't know, any attempt at teamwork so far has led to the partners turning on each other. It's like some kind of bisexual orgy!

JP: What are you talking about?

[Peyser whips Maddox into the ropes and hits a thunderous power slam which causes Maddox to arch his back in pain. "The Distinguished Gentleman" locks Maddox into a camel clutch while Raskit kneels down and slaps Seth in the face, an act which gets the crowd roaring their disapproval. After a short struggle Maddox is able to get to his feet with Peyser on his back, Raskit delivers a dropkick to Maddox which send him back down to the mat and Peyser locks on a modified sleeper hold.]

Sully: I hope that Mr. and Mrs. Maddox are watching this and putting the PJ's out because sonny's going to sleep!

[With every sign of life draining from Maddox's weakened body, referee Chad Pattison checks to see if he is still conscious. He raises his arm once with no response. Again Maddox's arm is lifted and no life appears to be left in Maddox as his arm limps back down. Just as Pattison lifts Seth's arm for one last time Raskit kicks Peyser in the back of the head to break up the hold. Raskit scampers to the top turnbuckle and awaits for Peyser to get to his feet. After several seconds Conrad Peyser clambers back to his feet and as soon as he does so he's met with a flying neckbreaker. Raskit quickly makes a pinfall attempt. 1...2..Kick out! Raskit is furious and tries to pin Seth Maddox this time. 1...2..Kick out!]

JP: Both Peyser and Maddox aren't out of this yet, they still have the will to win this one!

Sully: I hope they've both written a will because I think Raskit has this match all wrapped up.

[Raskit picks up Peyser and delivers a snapmare followed quickly by a dropkick to the back. Raskit then runs the ropes, jumps over Maddox's body and hits a flipping neckbreaker on Peyser. "The Dizzee One" picks Peyser up by the neck and sets him up for the "Fix Up" and connects successfully with his finishing move. But before he can make the pin Loyd Walker distracts the referee while the behemoth Pogo The Clown sneaks into the ring and hits a wince inducing belly to belly suplex on Raskit. Sylis slides into the ring, stealthily positions himself behind Pogo The Clown and executes a huge release German suplex. Loyd Walker is still distracting the referee until Jezebel grabs his leg and pulls him down from the apron, hitting his chin on the ring apron on the way down. Chad Pattison tries to eject Pogo and Sylis but the pair continue throwing wild punches at each other until they throw themselves over the rope to the outside. The crowd are on their feet cheering the exciting spectacle.]

JP: All hell has broken loose Sully!

Sully: All the managers are fighting, even Jezebel is slapping Loyd Walker!

[Back in the ring Maddox and Peyser are getting up off the mat. Peyser throws a wayward punch at Seth Maddox who ducks under and baseball slides Conrad's feet away from under him. Maddox looks around at the crowd who are now cheering him on, he grabs Peyser's ankle and slaps him in the Maddox Lock. Peyser tries desperately to grab the bottom rope but he is too far away, and he taps out!]

JP: Conrad Peyser has tapped out to the Maddox Lock, an impressive win there for Seth Maddox!

Sully: I told you he'd win JP!

JP: You said you thought Raskit was going to win.

Sully: No I didn't, you must be thinking of someone else.

Peter Santos: Your winner by way of submission, Seth Maddox!

JP: That sure was a great match we just saw, some great wrestling from some of the MWF's newer talents, that Seth Maddox has so much power it's frightening.

Sully: He could crush a house with his power but the skill and tencity of Conrad Peyser is a force to be reckoned with and Raskit has the speed and ability to go for.

JP: One thing is for sure, there were three winners in that match because we're sure to be hearing a lot more about those three young men in the next few weeks and months as the Maximum Wrestling Federation heads into 2004.

Sully: I can't believe it's almost been a year, what a great way to kick off the show.

JP: The next match is going to really kick off the show because Kid Insanity and Fear will be appearing as a tag team for the first time...

Sully:...But not in the ring, oh no, this exciting team are really going to beat the living hell out of "Twisted Vision" and all it claims to stand for.

JP: I hope the paramedics are ready for this match because it's going to be brutal to say the least.

Sully: Sure will, no real need for a referee as he can't exactly stop anything happening in a backstage brawl.

JP: Seth Caliko and Doomsday will have the MWF President looking out for them, he's a powerful man and tonight we could really see that power come through to help "Twisted Vision".

Sully: Don't know how powerful he'll be after that double chair shot at the hands of Kid Insanity and Fear.