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"The Perfect One" James Wright

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Kid Insanity

Non-Title Triple Threat Match

Referee: Grant August

[The crowd being to rise to their feet as Peter Santos makes his way into the centre of the ring, microphone clasped in his hands he proceeds to speak.]

Peter Santos: This match is scheduled for one fall and is a non-title triple threat. Introducing first, from St. Louis, accompanied by Babe E. Blue, weighing in at 230 lbs., he is the MWF Xtreme Champion, Jay T!

["Down With The Sickness" by Disturbed hits the PA system and the MaxiTron flickers into life to show pictures of Jay T winning the MWF Xtreme Championship and the crowd give a mixed reaction as Jay T appears with the beautiful Babe E.Blue on his arm. He holds the MWF Xtreme Championship belt up to the heavens and red pyro explodes from the backdrop as Jay T has a smug smile on his feet.]

JP: He's a bit of a revelation Jay T, he's slowly building momentum and he's becoming a very hard wrestler to beat.

Sully: I remember when he first started in the MWF, he was the biggest pushover we'd seen and yet he's shown the steel to stick to his task and work his way up the MWF ladder.

JP: Do you think the MWF Xtreme Championship is his limit?

Sully: Oh no, this boy can go far. He's got a great manager, a great title with a long reign ahead of him and now he can raise his game and beat wrestlers like Kid Insanity and James Wright reguarly he'll be flying.

JP: Ace Spade doesn't really have to watch his back yet does he?

Sully: Haha! I don't think we can quite put Jay T in the ring with Ace Spade just yet, all three of the men in this match are still at the stage where they are waiting for that big break....the MWF Xtreme Championship has been a lifeline for Jay T, thrown to him partly by Kid Insanity.

JP: Yes, angry words have been swapped between the two men this week as Kid Insanity wants to break away from the stable that he formed with Jay T and Fear to fight "Twisted Vizion".

Sully: I don't get Kid Insanity, he's like a woman...his mood changes every five minutes.

[Jay T reaches the ring, he holds the ropes down and Babe E.Blue enters to wolf whistles from the crowd...Jay T takes his MWF Xtreme Championship and hands it to referee Grant August who shakes hands with the young champion as Peter Santos begins to bellow again.]

Peter Santos: And the first opponent, weighing in at 262 lbs., from Vancouver, Canada, "The Perfect One" James Wright!

[A chorus of defeaning jeers goes up around the arena as the Canadian flag is shown flying on the MaxiTron....when "I Am Canadian" hits the blood boils and the fans begin a huge "Canada Sucks!" chant with Jay T leading it from the ring. Banners of hatred for the Northern neighbours are shown as James Wright makes his way cockily out onto the entrance way....he stands with his back to the crowd and as the music grows louder a huge explosion of red and white fireworks comes from the backdrop and James Wright spins round to march down the entrance ramp.]

JP: This man has more confidence than...a nucleur missile!

Sully: That's because he knows how good he is and when he gets in the ring he can back it up, you don't understand the phenomena that is James Wright, he is the man.

JP: The man?

Sully: Yes, he is the man to save the MWF...along with Scotty Heart he is the next generation of wrestlers in the MWF, you look at James Wright and you do seriously look at perfection.

JP: Hence the self titled "Perfect One" tag.

Sully: It's not self titled, I've heard Stu Hart talk about James Wright as being the most gifted wrestler to ever walk out of The Dungeon.

JP: But Bret Hart's walked out of there, the Chris Benoit's of the wrestling world have come out of Stu's place....

Sully: ....That's the sort of talent we are talking about, James Wright inside that ring is pretty much unbeatable.

[James Wright reaches the ring apron...he stands looking up at the ring where Jay T looks scornfully down at the challenger. James Wright turns right and paces around the ring steps, he walks up them...and gets to the ring apron...treading carefully onto it he slowly hooks his leg through the middle rope and ducks underneath. The crowd rise to the occasion as James Wright walks straight over to Jay T and gets in his face...Jay T laughs and turns to Babe E.Blue. Peter Santos bellows once more as Jay T and James Wright exchance verbal pleasantries.]

Peter Santos: And the final opponent, from Las Vegas, Nevada, weighing in at 225 lbs., Kid Insanity!

["Insane Insane Insane" hits the PA system and the crowd's attention is diverted from the ring as Kid Insanity comes bopping out onto the entrance way. A big smile is plastered over Kid's face as he glides down the entrance way, his baggy clothes billowing around him as he high fives the crowd to cheers and a positive response.]

JP: Kid Insanity appears to have turned the corner in the hearts of the fans, they can't get enough of him at the moment...

Sully: ...He used to be such a talented guy but he's lost his way, at least that damn Biggles isn't out here tonight.

JP: I am sure she'll be here at some point she usually makes an appearance.

Sully: If she comes out here I'll be tempted to run out there and force her backstage, wherever she goes she seems to cause trouble.

JP: Should have called her Biggles The Jinks.

Sully: Are you just stupid JP?

JP: No...why?

Sully: Jinks...Jenks...say it with a Southern drawl...

[Kid Insanity slides into the ring and the crowd cheer as he runs to the turnbuckle and raises his arms to the crowd...Jay T looks with pity at Kid Insanity who turns to meet the gaze of the MWF Xtreme Champion and former friend. James Wright leans on the turnbuckle and looks to be relaxing as Jay T bids Babe E. Blue farewell. Kid Insanity dances around his part of the ring, punching the air and looking focused. Grant August calls for a clean fight and the bell sounds...Jay T and Kid Insanity slowly walk up to each other and the crowd roar as Kid Insanity waves at Jay T and shouts something abusive...Jay T snaps and lashes out at Kid Insanity catching him on the right cheek. Kid Insanity bends away from the MWF Xtreme Champion before firing back a right hand...he drops a shoulder and lands another right hand, the crowd are going insane as Kid Insanity slams another right hand to Jay T's face before grabbing Jay T and whipping him into the ropes. Jay T comes back with a clothesline but Kid Insanity ducks and trips Jay T, sending the MWF Xtreme Champion hard to the mat. James Wright applauds from the corner.]

JP: Is James Wright just going to stand there and watch this match?

Sully: No of course not, he's being sensible and not wasting his energy on these petty squabbles...everyone knows that Jay T and Kid Insanity have some issues to sort out and no one realises this as much as James Wright.

JP: So he's just going to stand there and let them beat the hell out of each other?

Sully: I don't see why not!

[Kid Insanity gets to his feet and begins to put the boot into Jay T, the MWF Xtreme Champion's body shakes with pain as the boots come stamping down onto him...Babe E.Blue screams for Kid to hold up but Kid Insanity shouts "Fuck you bitch!" to the delight of the crowd before issuing a savage stamp to the head of Jay T. Kid Insanity cocks his head slightly and stares into the eyes of James Wright, "The Perfect One" is still standing observing the scene as Kid Insanity begins to pace towards him. James Wright reluctantly slides from the ring as Kid Insanity stops dead.]

JP: Now that's not tactics or strategy, that is just plain cowardice! He knows Kid Insanity is a better wrestler and he's doing everything he can to avoid a fight.

Sully: It's all psychology JP.

[The crowd jeer as James Wright taunts Kid Insanity from the outside, Kid bounces up on down and the crowd suddenly roar as Kid Insanity sprints at the ropes and launches himself over them. He comes flying over the top with a vaulting body press...James Wright is taken by surprise and he falls back onto the concrete floor. Kid Insanity rolls away as Grant August starts a count.......1......Jay T begins to stand in the ring, Babe E.Blue is doing something at ringside, she grabs a piece of electrical cable and slowly creeps up behind Kid Insanity. The crowd boo loudly as......2......Babe E.Blue wraps the cable around the neck of Kid Insanity and drags him to the ground...Grant August is distracted as Jay T grabs him and begins to shout at him for no reason at all. Babe E.Blue spits into Kid Insanity's face before pulling the cable tighter so that Kid's face is turning bluer and bluer. James Wright begins to get up...dusting himself off as if awaking from a deep sleep...he looks on as Babe E.Blue strangles the helpless Kid Insanity, James Wright walks over and grabs Babe E.Blue by the hair and tosses her to one side.]

JP: James Wright just committed an offensive move, I guess anything really can happen in the MWF!

Sully: Haha...don't speak too soon.

[The crowd appreciate James Wright's action but the applause turns to jeers as he grabs Kid Insanity and throws him into the ringpost. Kid Insanity's head smacks against it and he collapses to the floor. Jay T has seen enough and he begins to climb the turnbuckle...Grant August begins the count again, evidently having forgotten that he reached two........1...... Kid Insanity is laid out as Jay T begins to scale the turnbuckle, on reaching the top rope he looks down to see a flat Kid Insanity beneath him. James Wright is backing away, climbing back into the ring.]

JP: Surely Jay T can't make that...it's quite a jump and he's not the MWF's best high flying wrestler.

Sully: He's the MWF Xtreme Champion he is out there to take risks like that.

JP: Not risks as big as this, he could severely injure himself!

[The cameras are at the ready as Jay T steadies himself and leaps off the turnbuckle, Kid Insanity's eyes open but it is too late as Jay T comes crashing down...dropping a leg across the neck of Kid Insanity in a guillotine like action. The MWF Xtreme Champion bounces off the body of Kid Insanity and rolls against the guardrail as James Wright climbs from the ring to pick up the pieces........2......"The Perfect One" grabs Jay T who is struggling to stand, holding his leg and slams Jay T's arm into the guardrail, the arm hits the steel and Jay T hops around holding it. James Wright headbutts Jay T and the MWF Xtreme Champion drops to the ground holding his head. "The Perfect One" looks smug as he grabs Kid Insanity by his hat, ripping the stupid hat from his head and grabbing by the hair, the crowd jeer as James Wright hoists Kid Insanity up into the air and holds up Kid before snapping him down for a PerfectPlex.]

Sully: A modified fisherman's suplex from James Wright, that has to knock the stuffing out of Kid Insanity....

JP: ....James Wright is picking apart his opponents, I can't believe that Jay T and Kid Insanity can't see what he is doing.

Sully: They don't call him "The Perfect One" for nothing!

[......3.....James Wright looks at his work before climbing back into the ring and shouting at Grant August to shout faster, Kid Insanity and Jay T are both down on the outside, although Jay T is beginning to get to his feet but his head appears to be ringing after the effects of the simple yet effective headbutt........4.......Kid Insanity is well and truly down as Jay T looks around, he hears the count of........5......and quickly staggers towards the ring. James Wright is waiting for him and as soon as Jay T is in the ring he's irish whipped into the far turnbucke, he slams facefirst into it and slumps against it. James Wright comes slowly behind him, he hooks his arm under Jay T and hoists the MWF Xtreme Champion onto his shoulders, he flips him around and brings him down for the Perfection Personified...covering the MWF Xtreme Champion as Grant August counts....1......2!]

JP: Jay T isn't going to break that easily, you need to be made of strong stuff to be classed as a champion in the MWF.

Sully: That Perfection Personified is a brutal move, I'm surprised Jay T could break out of that cover.

[James Wright gets to his feet, looking rather pleased with himself. Kid Insanity is pulling himself up on the outside, he looks dazed and confused as the fans roar with delight to see Kid Insanity pulling himself up. He grips the guardrail and hauls himself up, he staggers towards the ring and rolls under the ropes. James Wright is cockily posing for the fans over the fallen MWF Xtreme Champion, Kid Insanity slowly comes behind "The Perfect One" and the fans cheer as Kid Insanity grabs James Wright and wraps his arms around the neck of "The Perfect One" and locks in a sleeper hold!]

JP: Kid Insanity's choking James Wright out..."The Perfect One" thought he had this match in the bag and in the end he's going to be dropped by Kid Insanity.

Sully: James Wright doesn't tap out, it takes a braver man than Kid Insanity to make James Wright tap out....

JP: ...Kid Insanity is a brave man, after all he's been through in the MWF I am amazed he can still get into the ring and do what he does.

Sully: Not a lot then.

[James Wright is gasping for air as Kid Insanity has the hold locked right in, Grant August is shouting at James Wright whether he gives in...."The Perfect One" thrashes his legs to try and knock Kid off balance but Insanity stays true to the hold and the crowd are growing louder and louder. A huge "Canada Sucks!" chant is echoing from the stalls and James Wright appears to be pumped and he roars and Kid Insanity is sent flying backwards, Kid falls to the mat as James Wright's elbow comes flying up and smashes into the bridge of Kid's nose. Blood spurts from Kid Insanity as he scrambles back up to his feet, he looks for a dropkick on James Wright but "The Perfect One" catches Kid Insanity in mid air...the cameras flash as Kid pulls a hurricanrana literally out of thin air. James Wright is sent head over heels to the canvas and Kid Insanity covers with Grant August slapping the mat....1.....2..! James Wright breaks out of the cover.]

JP: Kid Insanity almost made it another impressive win in the MWF but James Wright just won't stay down...

Sully: ...I can't believe that Kid Insanity even managed to get a move on James Wright, let alone cover "The Perfect One"

[James Wright sits up after the move, smiles and Kid Insanity looks to wipe the small off James Wright's face with a kick. James Wright takes the kick to his chest and still moves on up, Kid Insanity grabs the arm of James Wright and irish whips him towards the turnbuckle. James Wright hits the turnbuckle at speed and slumps down, Kid Insanity is about to run after him when something grabs his leg, he looks around in shock to see Jay T and the MWF Xtreme Champion hits the Hard Knock Life out of nowhere, smashing his foot up and through into Kid Insanity's chin. Jay T hooks the leg.....1.....2! James Wright comes back from the turnbuckle and brings his arm down onto the back of Jay T forcing the MWF Xtreme Champion to break up the cover.]

JP: We almost had another winner! This match is entertaining stuff...James Wright just stopping Kid Insanity from being pinned there.

Sully: That Hard Knock Life was brutal, Kid Insanity appeared to have the stuffing knocked right out of him.

JP: He might be a bit wore in the morning!

["The Perfect One" grabs Jay T by the hair and pulls him to his feet, Jay T attempts to break free of the grapple that James Wright locks in and the crowd jeer loudly as James Wright hits The Wright Stuff, a neckbreaker that flips Jay T right round and then drives his neck down onto the canvas. James Wright rolls away from the move and rises, his arms raised almost in truimph as he stands over the downed Jay T and Kid Insanity. The Canadian cockily puts Jay T and Kid Insanity side by side, he hooks the leg of Kid Insanity and covers Jay T at the same time with his spare arm, Grant August counts.....1.....2.....3! The bell sounds as a stunned crowd watch James Wright stand smugly to his feet.]

Sully: Haha! He truly is the greatest up and coming wrestler in the MWF, forget your Iniquity's of the MWF, this man is in a different class altogether.

JP: James Wright, he's one cocky son of a bitch...I've never seen both opponents pinned in a standard triple threat match before.

[Grant August raises the arm of James Wright to the jeering fans as "I Am Canadian" hits the PA system and Peter Santos is back in the ring, bellowing over the beats.]

Peter Santos: And your winner, through pinfall, "The Perfect One" James Wright!

Sully: I get the feeling that won't be the last time we hear that name connected with the phrase "And your winner..."

JP: God I hope it is, James Wright does seem quite invincible at the moment, Kid Insanity and Jay T were humiliated here tonight.

Sully: Jay T's the MWF Xtreme Champion but there was nothing he could when James Wright hits The Wright Stuff.

JP: Kid Insanity was taken out by Jay T and James Wright was there to pick up the spoils, I guess their rivalry was their undoing in the end.

Sully: It certainly was...I think it's time for a commercial break.

JP: It sure is, we'll see you on the other side of this.

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