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"The Player" Ace Spade w/Doris

Singles Match

Referee: Chad Pattison

[We zoom away from a clenched fist that knocks on the dressing room door of Troy Knight. We pan to the right to see Ace Spade owns the clenched fist. He knocks harder as no reply comes.]

Ace Spade: You gotta come out some time Troy Knight! And if your in there, Doris, you too!

[Ace knocks once again, growing impatient. Soon Ace is joined by Ian Gonzales who takes his place by the side of the door.]

Ian Gonzales: Ace Spade, you face FREDDY RYDER in just a moment…

Ace Spade: Hell, I know I'm facing FREDDY RYDER. Jeez. There's been some speculation recently over my ability to remember my opponents' name. Well here's the truth, Gonzales. Last week on Dynamite FREDDY RYDER kick me in the head, and my recollection of the night is somewhat blurred, as is most of the last week, because not only did the kick ruin my path of thought and memory, but the fact that my wife Doris is seeing Troy FREAKING Knight on the side it a bit of a mind blower.

Ian Gonzales: So you blame your mistake on the kick and the affair.

Ace Spade: Yeah, that's right. And you too, Gonzales.

[Ace goes to knock again, but a young voice vibrates through the door, catching The Player off guard.]

Voice: LEAF ME ALON MEESTER. I AM BIZZY HAVIN LOADS OV FUNZ.

Ace Spade: Who the hell? Does Troy Knight have a speech impediment or something?

Ian Gonzales: That's his son &endash; Bobby.

Ace Spade: I wanna speak to your freaking Daddy, okay?

Bobby: WELLZ HE AINT IN HERES, BUSTER.

Ace Spade: BUSTER!?!? YOU LITTLE JERK!

[Ace storms away as we cut to the arena.]

JP: Alright, this next match should be a great way to start of this week's Dynamite!

Sully: Yeah, Ace Spade can make Freddy Ryder eat his foot after last week.

['Cocky' - by Kid Rock hits the PA system and immediately Freddy Ryder strolls out with Stephanie, clad in his usual black tights. He takes his time as he makes his way down the ramp, shrugging off all the usual boos. He climbs through the ropes, and lets Stephanie in also, which goes over well with the fans. He raises his arms over his head, and has a confident look on his face.]

Peter Santos: Introducing, from Chattanooga, TN, weighing in at 234 pounds…"The Main Event" Freddy Ryder!

Sully: He looks pretty confident this week.

JP: Well, he did get the pin fall in that tag team contest last week, and he got his first win because of it. He also kicked Ace Spade in the back of the head so hard that for half the week Ace Spade thought that he was facing Rodney Ferno instead.

Sully: Yeah but he shouldn't take Ace Spade too lightly.

[Freddy Ryder is stretching out by using the ropes, but quickly gets ready as "Idioteque" by Radiohead blasts over the PA System.]

JP: Here comes a new comer to the MWF, let's see what he's got. This is make or break time for Ace Spade.

Sully: I say he breaks.

[Ace Spade walks out from behind the curtain, being accompanied by Doris to a chorus of cheers! Spade welcomes them, but then flips off the crowd, which then turns into a chorus of boos! He laughs as he makes he way down the ring, and a fan throws a cup of beer at him, just narrowly missing him. His attire for the night, black tights with playing cards printed across legs and on rear.]

Peter Santos: And the opponent, from Hollywood, CA, weighing in at 230 pounds…"The Player" Ace Spade!

[Spade is still on the outside of the ring, and is taunting Ryder.]

JP: I don't know how smart this is Sully, Ryder is just as dangerous on the outside of the ring as he is on the inside.

[Freddy Ryder slides outside just as Ace Spade rolls inside, Ryder follows, but takes a leg drop to the back of his neck. The bell sounds. Spade picks up Ryder and snapmares him down to the mat, and then dropkicks him in the back. Spade goes for the quick pin: 1…Ryder kicks out. Spade throws Ryder into the ropes and clotheslines him. Spade then plays to the crowd, who boos him.]

Sully: Hey they can boo him, but he's on a roll so far!

[Spade turns around and Ryder is already to his feet! Ryder swings, but Spade ducks, and then hits a belly-to-back suplex. Spade picks up Ryder's head, and starts pounding away at his head with his right fist. Spade throws Ryder's head to the mat, then steps over him and plays to the crowd once again. Spade then walks over to referee Chad Pattison, and starts talking with him. The distraction is set up, and Doris starts raking the eyes of Ryder, who is now screaming. Stephanie starts running towards Doris, but Doris finally let's go and gets away before Stephanie can make the save.]

JP: It looks like Doris has rubbed salt in the wound, so to speak. She is making her presence felt at ringside.

[Ryder is still holding his face as Spade goes to pick him up once again, Spade throws a punch, but Ryder blocks it and hits Spade with a big right hand! Spade goes to punch again, and Ryder blocks it again, hits Spade with an elbow, then bounces of the ropes and hits a flying elbow! Now Ryder is throwing punches left and right to the head of Spade! Doris gets up on the apron, but Stephanie runs over and pulls her down! She slaps Doris across the face, and Doris tackles Stephanie to the ground!]

Sully: CAT FIGHT!! CAT FIGHT!!

JP: Now this is what I call good quality television!

[Referee Chad Pattison makes his way to the outside, and tries to break up the two fighting women. Spade goes to the outside and gets a hold of his wife. Ryder gets a hold of Stephanie. Ace Spade has let go of Doris, and makes his way towards Ryder. Ryder is one step ahead of Spade and connects with a beautiful super kick right to the jaw! Spade is down.]

JP: I dare say that could be one of the greatest super kicks I have ever seen! I would not be surprised if Ace Spade is out for the count here!

[Freddy Ryder and Chad Pattison roll back into the ring and "The Main Event" tells Pattison to issue the ten count. 1…2…3…4….5, Doris rolls Ace back into the ring, whose mouth is slightly bleeding. Ryder picks up Ace and sets him up for the Fredigree! Ryder has got Spade up, but Spade is thrashing his legs violently, and Ryder cannot keep a hold of him. Spade back body drops Ryder, but Ryder holds on and goes for a roll up! Spade just sits down and pins Ryder! 1…2…and Ryder just kicks out at the last second. Both men are back to their feet, Spade runs towards Ryder, Ryder throws him into the ropes. Ace Spade comes back towards Ryder, and Freddy Ryder hits a huge spine buster and goes for the pin! 1…2…and Ace Spade kicks out! Ryder is back to his feet and is going over towards the corner.]

Sully: He's setting him up for the super kick!

JP: If he hits this again, there will be no need for The Fredigree, because this match will be over.

[Ace Spade is up, and Ryder goes for the super kick! Spade moves side ways, Ryder turns back around and Spade hits a sidewalk slam, but cannot follow up with a pin! Ace Spade lies on the ground, then puts one arm over Freddy Ryder, 1….2…and Ryder kicks out again! Spade looks very frustrated as he stands back up, and grabs Ryder by the hair. The referee tells Ace to let go of Ryder's hair, but Ace just pushes the referee, who threatens to disqualify him. Ace doesn't seem effected as he picks up Ryder, and pushes his into the turnbuckles hard. Ryder falls on his butt and rests his head on the second turnbuckle. Ace starts choking Ryder with his foot, and the referee issues a five count. Ace Spade lets go right after the referee says "5!" Freddy Ryder is choking for breath in the corner and Chad Pattison asks him if he can continue.]

JP: Ace Spade just choking the life out of "The Main Event", who is looking anything but that at this moment. It looks, however, that Ryder will continue this match!

Sully: Idiot.

JP: It looks like Ace is going for the finish!

Sully: I heard about this move! It's called The Royal Flush!

[Spade sets Ryder up for The Royal Flush, but Ryder counters it out of nowhere with a Northern Lights Suplex! 1…2…Spade kicks out! Ryder picks up Spade, but Ace Spade pushes Freddy Ryder into the ropes, and then kicks him in the gut, and hits The Royal Flush! Spade goes for the cover: 1…2…3!]

JP: Looks like the second time was the charm for Ace Spade, what a debut!

Peter Santos: Here is your winner as a result of pin fall…"The Player" Ace Spade!!

[Ace Spade has the referee raise his hand, as he puts one foot on the chest of Freddy Ryder. Ace Spade proceeds to step on and over Freddy Ryder to get in a verbal argument with one of the fans. Doris grabs Ace Spade, who seems to have clamed down. The two walk up the ramp way.]

Sully: Man, Ace Spade is going places, I can already tell just from this match!

JP: Well it looks like it's time for our next match, the Show Stopper against Rodney Ferno. Show Stopper is also making his debut here in the MWF, let's see if he can make as big of an impact as Ace Spade just did.

Sully: Rodney Ferno's going to get his ass handed to him on a plate by this new show stopper kid, he's great.

JP: Unusual for you two like someone who is so in with the fans Sully?

Sully: He's not in with the fans, he's hardly over with them...sure he doesn't appear on TV that much but I know when a kid has talent.

JP: Speaking of talent, we have Troy Knight's little feature coming up in a few moments.

Sully: I'd been trying to forget he existed.

JP: What do you think about this whole 'GOBS' situation?

Sully: I think it's a load of bollocks, he can't accuse men like Sam King and Anarkist of complacency...considering that those two men have done more for the MWF than most of the roster put together!

JP: True, but I think Troy understands that King and Anarkist have done great things and what Troy is annoyed about is that they're now not doing anything to help the MWF.

Sully: Troy's too busy screwing Doris to care.

JP: I doubt Troy is going to go around stealing other men's women...he is a young stud in the MWF but he wouldn't steal another man's woman!

Sully: He's obviously fooled you eh JP?

JP: I'm being told we can cut to Troy Knight now, this is specially for you the fans....

[The MwF backstage camera finds Troy Knight before his mirror, he is primping. He is not on the card for the evening, but is excited about the prospects for the night. He is embarking on a new relationship, and it has his libido in high gear. Troy, who claims to have put the "pro" in promiscuous, knows that he will indeed "get some" this evening. The friendship is blossoming, his love interest is new employee at the MwF. This was surely unique for Troy Knight; he had never been with someone quite like this, and the nuance caused a stirring in Troy's loins. Troy (TB) and his new lover (D) were going to great extremes to keep their love quiet. Troy reasoned that they did not need to face the salacious rumors this early on. Troy would fervently deny anything if queried. He was done with the primping, he evaluated himself in the mirror; "Damn, he was hot!" As he prepared to leave for the preplanned lovemaking time with his new lover, he instructed Bobby to lock the door behind him, and only to let in those he wanted to talk to. Troy was off to "get some". Bobby was told that Troy had a new friend, and Bobby hoped that he too, would meet with a new friend.]

Sully: That just confirms it! Troy Knight is a woman stealer!

JP: Don't be ridiculous, we don't know who he is talking about...stop jumping to conclusions.

Sully: I'm not...

JP: You are! How do we know that just because his new lover (D) begins with the same letter as Doris that it is Doris.

Sully: This must all be hanging over the head of Ace Spade and making him madder than a raging bull.

JP: Ace Spade has a temper complex like Sean West, I think they should attend those anger management courses together.

Sully: Sean West is brilliant, what a guy, it's great when he just launches into those verbal blastings and then backs up his words with actions...not forgetting he has a manager with the nicest ass since Kelly Day.

JP: Kelly Day will be a key part of the action next...she'll be trying to help Rodney Ferno pick up his first win in the Maximum Wrestling Federation.

Sully: He's not going to do it, he has a complex which doesn't allow him to win matches...someone implanted a notion in his brain when he started the MWF..I think it was NomaD.

JP: I wonder if NomaD will show his fae in this match, or any of the "Untouchables", one thing is for sure....Rodney Ferno and NomaD have one hell of a history.

Sully: Three weeks in a row then Rodney Ferno attempted to beat NomaD but came up short everytime.

JP: That's because he was unlucky...although NomaD is a superior hardcore wrestler and he showed that quite convincingly against Ferno.

Sully: We'll see how convincing Ferno can be tonight, see if he can overcome the "Ladies Man"...

JP: Funy how Show Stopper is the "Ladies Man" and yet he doesn't have a lady by his side.

Sully: Give it time, we can't all have Kelly every Day of the week....get it?

JP: Someone get this match started!