[Fans scream throughout the arena
as the 87th MwF Dynamite comes onto air, with the familiar faces, smiling faces
of JP and Sully who sit at ringside as usual. The fans in the background hold
signs one reading "Ed is God!" and another saying "Razor Loves Pie!" The music
stops playing as we go to ringside with JP and Sully...]
JP: Welcome ladies and
gentlemen to this weeks edition of...
[JP is promptly cut off
by "My Sacrifice" by Creed as fans stand to their feet to jeer and boo what will
more than likely be the General Manager of Dynamite. Insane Wayne comes from
behind the curtain s he is closely followed by one half of the MwF Tag Team
Champions, Ken Cruise. They both make their way to the ring to a booing and
jeering crowd.]
Peter Santos: Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome, one half of the Maximum
Wrestling Federation Tag Team Champions, Ken Cruise; And The General Manager of
Dynamite, Insane Wayne... The Empire!
[Cruise rolls into the ring with
his Tag Team Title around his waist as Wayne more professionally walks up the
steel steps and through the middle rope. Peter Santos hands Wayne the mic as
Peter slides out of the ring as Wayne waits for the fans boos and jeers to
calm.]
General Manager Wayne:
Well...
[General Manager Wayne clears
his throat as the fans continue to boo, Wayne smiles in the direction of Ken
Cruise who just smirks.]
General Manager Wayne: Enough
of your ignorance towards a legend like myself, who holds a responsibility more
greater than anything you pathetic losers will accomplish in your life times.
This responsibility is greater and bigger than the hole in-between your wives
legs!
[Waynes comments doesnt go
down well, as he is engulfed with boos, but still he remains cocky and
arrogant.]
General Manager Wayne: But I
havent come here to insult your wives or any other person here, heck Im not even
here to hunt down that psycho chainsaw massacre guy...
Sully: Were in Texas JP!
JP: Yes, I know.
[Waynes cheap pop is hated
and is replied with drastic boos.]
General Manager: Ok, thats
enough of the insults and the cheap pops. Lets get down to business, and what I
know about best... The MwF. It seems to me that there are three groups... Three
clusters... Three factions, if you will. One of them being, the greatest, the
most renound and the most skilful one of the bunch... The Empire. Then we have
the collection of the homeless, scruffy and useless... Whatever they call
themselves, and then we have the self proclaimed "Elite".
[There is a small chant for
Team Elite as Wayne shakes his head in disappointment, as he continues to
speak.]
General Manager: You guys
have no taste... At all. To carry on with what I was saying. I would say that...
The Empire is the strongest within that group of differences. We have everything
that the others dont, the skill, the charisma, the power and the damn right top
talent that makes us the best wrestlers. But enough of out greatness, we have to
looks at whats important!
[Wayne hands the mic to
Cruise who as the MwF Tag Team Title rested on his shoulder.]
Ken Cruise: Tonight is my
night. Tonight is the night where I take the MwF Xtreme Title away from Hobo and
take it back to The Empire, once again to prove how great we really are. I know
the fact of the matter is that, I shouldn't really be in this match tonight,
Iniquity should. So tonight this match is particularly for Iniquity, who I know
is sat at home in front of his Television screen waiting for the match to
happen. And I promised him when I saw him last Wednesday and I will promise him
now. Iniquity, I will not let you down in this match, and I WILL bring the gold
back for The Empire.
General Manager: Thats right
everyone, Cruise here will be making the Empire stronger when he brings home the
MwF Xtreme title...
[Wayne throws the mic to the
floor as both he and Cruise head out of the ring...]
JP: As I was saying ladies
and gentlemen, Welcome to this weeks Monday Night Dynamite, brought to you from
San Antonio, Texas!
Sully: And already we have had General Manager Wayne out here, calling the
shots!
JP: And as General Manager he is able to do that!
Sully: I know he can!
JP: Ooook... Moving on tonight General Managers Wayne friend and fellow stable
member, Ken Cruise will take on Hobo for the Xtreme Title.
Sully: Thats right. After Iniquity won the number one contenders match last
week, he got injured and told Cruise to take his place.
JP: Also, I can see The Master Plan playing a big part of Dynamite....
Sully: Well if with all members of the group wrestling tonight, I would imagine
they would be a big part.
JP: Cut the sarcasm Sully. I know they are all wrestling but what Im saying is
in The Hobo's match tonight, there is a big chance of interference from either
Enigma, Tempest or Odin... Or even all of them!
Sully: Well we are expecting that, they are trying to show their dominance over
Team Elite and The Empire.
JP: We have a really stable dominated show tonight.
Sully: Well the three teams contain the greatest wrestlers in the MwF, the three
teams hold all 4 MwF titles.
JP: I know. Well moving on from the group, the first match tonight will see
Genocide taking on Father John Ramsey...
Sully: And this is make or break for the two men as far as a permanent roster
goes!
JP: You think?
Sully: I damn well know it JP!
JP: And we have that match next up ladies and gentlemen.
Sully: We'll be back in just a sec...
--- Commercial Break ---
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