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"The Exhaustion Distortion" Hell Fire Kidd w/MWF World Champion "The Ruthless Rookie" Kidd Kidman

First Blood Match

Referee: Chris Forrest

[Referee Chris Forrest &endash; hardcore specialist &endash; circles the ring. Small cheers are directed towards him.]

Peter Santos: The following match is a First Blood Match! The man who draws blood on his opponent will be awarded the victory…

["Idioteuque" by Radiohead hits the PA system and signals the entrance of Ace Spade. "The Player" steps through the curtain, his body generally pointing downwards.]

JP: Geez, look at Ace Spade… Doesn't look too happy, huh?

Sully: What do you expect? Doris has gone away and is probably in some other man's bed!

JP: Oh please.

[Ace steps into the ring. The jeers and beyond him now. "Smack My Bitch Up" by Prodigy brings the crowd to their feet. The Hell Fire Kidd and Kidd Kidman step ringside to a huge innovation. Kidman grips the MWF World Title in his right fist and follows Hell Fire Kidd towards the ring.]

Peter Santos: Weighing in at 299 pounds, from Manchester, England… accompanied by World Champion Kidd Kidman… "The Exhaustion Distortion"… Hell Fire Kidd!

JP: A great cheer or two for this duo.

[We cut back to the ring. Spade's fists are clenched.]

Sully: Ace's fists are tight like rocks! He's gonna wanna kick some serious ass!

[Hell Fire Kidd picks up some speed and slides into the ring. Spade is there to drop a succession of knees to Hell Fire's spine. Ace backs away and awaits n expected swinging fist, but Hell Fire Kidd throws a kick to the gut instead and follows it up with a DDT!]

JP: The DDT &endash; a standard move but one of the most effective when use correctly.

[Hell Fire drops a leg and follows it up with a leg lock. Ace quickly struggles free, stands up and hits the ropes. Hell Fire Kidd stands and swings his fist but Spade ducks and twists behind the Kidd. The Player hits a belly-to-back suplex, but barely lifts Hell Fire from the ground. The Exhaustion Distortion immediately stands, even before Ace, and lifts The Player into the air, dropping him with a sidewalk slam.]

Sully: The Hell Fire Kidd is using his strength and weight as an immediate advantage.

JP: Weight is an advantage like no other. You don't have to do anything to have this advantage… you just gotta be heavy!

Sully: Weight isn't so important in a First Blood Match!

[Hell Fire Kidd rolls from the ring. Kidd Kidman meets him and hands him a steel chair. Hell Fire rolls back in to find an eager Ace Spade standing, arms raised. Hell Fire charges along with the cheers from the crowd and swings the chair down over Ace. Ace rolls and leg sweeps Hell Fire Kidd to the ground. Snatching the chair from his hands, Ace Spade lifts it above his head and slams the chair down over the Kidd's chest, legs and forearms.]

Sully: Ace! Go straight for the head! Make him bleed!

JP: Looks as if The Player is wearing him down.

[Ace takes a couple of steps back and lifts the chair back behind his head. Suddenly, Kidd Kidman leaps and snatches the chair from the ring. Ace turns, fuming and reaches out for the chair, but Kidman swings it! Spade leaps backwards and stumbles over the Hell Fire Kid.]

Sully: Cheating!

[The Exhaustion Distortion stands, picking Spade up with him and lifts The Player vertically for The Third Degree… but Ace drops from the suplex, landing on his feet. He drops to his knees and strikes Kidd with a forearm to the crotch! The Really Low Low Blow! With a screwed up his, Hell Fire Kidd drops to the floor, where Spade begins a beating. He plants his foot into Kidd's gut, obviously enjoying himself.]

JP: What a sick man.

Sully: Ace is letting out all the pain that has built up recently. Good for him!

JP: Maybe Ali Gator should be here to calm him down.

[Reacting quickly, Kidd Kidman slides the already used steal chair back into the ring by Hell Fire Kidd's upper body. The Hell Fire Kid takes a hold of the chair and throws it from the ground up at Ace Spade's face. Spade barely protects his face and takes the chair in the nose!]

JP: In the nose? He must be bleeding!?

[Ace staggers away, his eyes watering. He constantly wipes his nose with his forearm &endash; every few seconds. He sniffs vigorously every moment.]

Sully: I can't tell!

[Referee Forrest attempts to check if Ace Spade is bleeding, but The Player pushes him away and wipes his face again. Referee Forrest moves closer but Spade elbows him in the face, sending him to the ground with a blood nose!]

JP: Damn it!

[Ace turns back to the centre of the ring. Blood drips from his nose. He licks his lips and directs his eyes to Hell Fire Kidd, who stands with the aid of the chair. Ace moves fast. He takes a running jump and kicks the chair up into Hell Fire Kidd's face. The chair nearly takes his jaw off and sends him falling into the corner of the ring. Blood bursts from his lip and immediately swells up.]

Sully: Both men bleed!

[Hell Fire Kidd stands with the chair. Ace smiles and runs at him again. Hell Fire swings the chair and hits Ace full on in the side of the head. By this time Ace doesn't care! Blood runs from his bare scalp as he ignores the chair shot, doubles the weakened Hell Fire Kidd over and hits The Royal Flush! Kidd's head bounces from the canvas. Referee Forrest begins to stir and Kidd Kidman enters the ring. Spade jumps from the mat and receives a shot to the head from Kidman, who uses his prestigious World Title belt. Spade goes down, yet more blood coming from his head.]

JP: Who will be seen first!? What will the decision be?

[Kidman takes a hold of the unconscious Hell Fire Kidd and drags him from the ring. Hell Fire drops from the ring apron and lands flat outside the ring. Referee Forrest stands to see Ace Spade sitting up in the corner &endash; his face a crimson mask. Chris Forrest calls for the bell.]

Peter Santos: The winner of the match… Hell Fire Kidd!!!

[Hell Fire stirs and Kidd Kidman helps him to his feet. They walk up the ramp to the cheers of the crowd.]

JP: Ace has been screwed! Yes!

Sully: So unfair… I wonder if Doris is watching.

JP: I'm sure she is, she's safe whereever she is.

Sully: She's with that Troy Knight, that is where she is! The two timing bitch thinks she can have the best of both worlds.

JP: She's not with Troy, and even if she was...we all know Troy is not that way inclined.

Sully: Don't count your chickens before they've hatched JP, Doris Spade is enough to make any man want to switch back from his ways of sin.

JP: You always make it sound like Troy Knight is committing the crime of the century.

Sully: Well...he does sometimes.

JP: Whatever happens, Ace Spade has suffered yet another defeat this time it was at the hands of Hell Fire Kidd...when will "The Player" get his act together?

Sully: When he gets his wife back that's when, he can't be expected to concentrate with his wife off galavanting around the state of Illinois!

JP: I think it's a bit more than that, we seem to watch Ace Spade getting his ass whooped every week now, without fail he goes up against an opponent and is sent packing.

Sully: Hell Fire Kidd's not all that, it must have been a bad day for Ace.

JP: Everyday is a bad day.

Sully: Is if your wife has run off! He's only got that Ali guy for company...Ali Gator was that his name.

JP: Haha! Yeah! What a joke that guy is...

Sully: What? I don't get it!

JP: Ali....Gator...

Sully: Oh very funny John Pilkington.

JP: Oh quiet Sully, you are just bitter because Hell Fire Kidd got the win and we all know he's the superior wrestler in that ring...talking of superior wrestlers we're going to see one in the ring very soon.

Sully: Oh not that wretched Troy Knight, will you ever shut up about him?

JP: He's the MWF Television Champion, we're on MWF Television, we should be talking about him.

Sully: I don't know who put that crap in your mouth but would you please remove it before I remove it for you! I don't want to talk about the piece of crap that is Troy Knight...

JP: You'd never say that to his face.

Sully: No I probably wouldn't but that is not the point!

JP: Troy's got a big test tonight, he's got those two rascals, "Kronik"...Sozzey and Mak made a big impression when they first appeared in the MWF, attacking Troy Knight for absolutly no reason at all.