'' Number 99 "

[The words "number 99" appear on the MWF maxi-tron as fireworks explode throughout the arena. Fans stand to their feet holding signs in the air as we go to ringside with JP and Sully.]

JP: Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the 99th Edition of Monday Night Dynamite!

Sully: That's right folks, hard to believe, but we are just one show away from the big one...

JP: And it is going to be a massive show Sully... And rumours are circulating that we may see some faces from the past.

Sully: Yeah... Because I started those rumours! Anyways folks, moving onto tonight, and the matches we have... First up, President Wayne booked a massive number one contenders match...

JP: Indeed. We know for a fact that The MWF Xtreme Champion, The Hobo will be defending his title on the 100th Dynamite show against, either The Grudge, Viper J, GMS or Sozzey.

Sully: President Wayne giving some of the 'weaker' talent so-to-say a chance here at a Hardcore Legend, like The Hobo...

JP: That's right, and I see the match tonight being a very tough one for all competitors.

Sully: I agree JP. But I can see The Grudge gaining the advantage overall and winning...

JP: Maybe so, Sully. But, speaking of The Grudge, his partner, and MWF President, Insane Wayne is in action against, Kronik's Mak... In a Insane Wayne rulez match? You know anything about this Sully?

Sully: I cant say I do JP... But no dou...

[Fireworks explode as "My Sacrifice" - By Creed, hits the P.A system as our MWF President cuts of Sully, as he appears from behind the curtain, the fans boo intensely as the odd fans claps. Wayne takes the boo's like applause as he walks to the ring. President Wayne reaches the ring as he heads up the steel steps and enters the ring via the second rope...]

Peter Santos: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome, the President of the Maximum Wrestling Federation, Insane Wayne!

JP: I think we are going to find out the rules for Wayne and Mak's match tonight.

[Wayne climbs to the top turnbuckle, fully suited n booted as he climbs down and is handed the mic by Peter Santos.]

President Wayne: Oh how good it feels to be back in New York! Could you detect an hint of sarcasm in my voice? If not, go home now.

[The crowd boo our MWF President.]

President Wayne: Yawn fuckin' yawn. I have heard all this before. But, you know what really makes me sick about New York? Everything. The smell, the people, the noise. Speaking of the people that live in this awful part of the world. Sozzey and Mak. They think because they come from a scummy place like this, that makes them tough guys. I'll tell you now guys, you aren't. I have beaten you both in a handicap match, and I'm from Miami. You're both shit. Moving onto someone else from New York, and that man is our MWF World Heavyweight Champion, Doomsday.

[An enormous, deafening cheer is heard throughout the arena as Wayne stands smiling in the centre of the ring.]

President Wayne: No need to cheer for him, you wont be cheering later when he is being beaten by Thunderbull. And the only reason I'm giving Thunderbull any chance of beating him because Thunderbull knows he has too. But, enough of that, that as nothing to do with me. I have basically come out here to explain the rules to Mak about our match tonight!

JP: Here we go Sully.

President Wayne: I thought long and hard about these rules and conditions of the match, and after all that thinking, I came up with this. The rules are quite simple for the match, when you are a man with great responsibility and when you are in charge. There are no rules! And that's how mine and Mak's match is going to be... A No Rules Match! That means, I can pin Mak anywhere in the arena, That means I can use however means necessary... But.. If Sozzey interferes in the match, then that's an automatic win for me!

[The Crowd Boo.]

President Wayne: That's the good thing about being President, I can make up any rules I like. But, in the interest of fairness, as I always am fair. I have made yet two conditions on this match. The first condition being if I win tonight, then Sozzey and Mak will NEVER receive another shot at the Tag Team Title again... I'm actually quite surprised none of you boo'd then...

[The Crowd Boo as Wayne sees the funny side as he begins to laugh.]

President Wayne: Just wait for the second condition, I think you might actually like this... If by any chance in hell, Mak beats me tonight, then for the 100th Dynamite show.. Mak, will have full control of Dynamite and in a way be MWF President, and I will take the place as a common superstar.

[The fans cheer as they start to chance "Mak for President".]

President Wayne: I was thinking...

[Wayne stops as he looks puzzled as he begins to squint looking into the crowd...]

President Wayne: Is that who I think it is...

[The cameras turn towards the direction Wayne is looking, as stood in the front row of the New York crowd is none other than, SCOTTY HEART!]

President Wayne: Scotty... Scotty... Scotty... What's it like sitting behind that barricade and not being in the ring... Hey... Someone get Mr. Heart a mic.

[Someone rushes over to Scotty Heart and hands him a mic...]

Scotty Heart: It's more relaxing sat here Wayne...

President Wayne: Oh right. You know what. I miss seeing you in the ring, someone get a chair in the ring here for Mr Heart and he can come and sit in the ring, and feel like how he use to.

Scotty Heart: Ok...

President Wayne: So what you doing here Scotty?

Scotty Heart: I'm just around for this weeks and next weeks Dynamite...

[Peter Santos rolls a steel chair into the ring as Wayne unfolds it. Scotty Heart climbs over the barricade and rolls into the ring, he still as his mic in his hand as he sits on the chair as President Wayne strolls around the ring.]

President Wayne: A lot of things have changed since you left Heart, I am the main man around here... I am the guy with all the power...

[From nowhere "Zero" by The Smashing Pumpkins hits the P.A system as a smug looking CEO Walker appears from the back followed close behind by the MWF Television Champion, Gutter Rat. Walker as a mic in his hand as Scotty Heart and President Wayne look up to them from the ring.]

Peter Santos: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the MWF Television Champion, Gutter Rat and the CEO of the Maximum Wrestling Federation... Edward Walker!

CEO Walker: What was you saying Wayne?

President Wayne: Well... Edward... I was just telling Scotty here, how this is MY show and I am the guy with all the power around here...

CEO Walker: Oh right... Was you now...?

President Wayne: Yeah... I was, not you run back along to your office and eat a doughnut or something.

CEO Walker: Ha-ha. You amuse me Wayne...

President Wayne: Well, you know what they say, small things, amuse small minds.

CEO Walker: So you're a small thing now are you Wayne?

President Wayne: How not funny of you Walker... So Rat... You enjoying yourself stood there behind Walker?

[Gutter Rat looks as if he's going to go to the ring as Walker grabs him by the arm to stop him.]

CEO Walker: If I let go of Gutter Rat now, he would be down in that ring quicker than a cheetah on speed...

President Wayne: Well... Let him go then...

[Walker steps back as Gutter Rat heads down to the ring, Wayne is taking his blazer off as Gutter Rat charges into the ring as he squares up to Wayne. Both men stand nose to nose shouting stuff at each other as a large grin plasters across the face of Wayne as a steel chair smashes over the back of Gutter Rats head as Wayne moves out of the way and Gutter Rat falls to the floor!]

CEO Walker: STOP THIS!

[Scotty Heart looks up towards Edward Walker as he smiles sadistically, Scotty Heart then looks towards Wayne as he clutches the steel chair tightly, he turns from Wayne and smashes the chair over the back of Gutter Rat once again, as Wayne lets out an almighty laugh.]

CEO Walker: You will both pay for this...

[''Master of puppets' By Metallica blasts throughout the arena as the MWF goes to a commercial with President Wayne and Scotty Heart heading to the back.]

---Commercial Break---

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