[The crowd roar as pryo explodes from the turnbuckles and the MWF comes live for Monday Night Dynamite, banners are held up with signs such as 'UWF stole my mother' and 'Sam King ducks Dick!' are held aloft to the cameras which sweep the three thousand capacity arena. "Further" by Longview plays through the PA system as we join JP and Sully at ringside.]

JP: We're pretty much sold out here for MWF Monday Night Dynamite, and we've got a huge card here tonight in the last Dynamite before Vacation.

Sully: That's right JP, we've got four matches for you tonight and a host of developments in the lead up to the exciting prospect that is MWF:Vacation.

JP: Let me tell you about Vacation, on Sunday then four of the MWF's top men will go at it to see who is going to be the MWF World Champion. The current World Champion Anarkist will be in the mix and he isn't going to have an easy task getting through the tournament to defend his title.

Sully: Wildfire and Sam King are going to be looking for revenge against Anarkist, Wildfire is the MWF TV Champion and would dearly love to finally get his hands on the MWF World Championship.

JP: The Jeopardizer is the other man making up the numbers and he's in there as a friend of Anarkist, a companion to the Champion....both men are members of the MWF General Manager's stable..."WMD"...Fozzy's brainchild controls fifty percent of the MWF's gold and they'll be keen to hang onto the most powerful belt of all at Vacation.

Sully: Sam King will be in the tournament to try and get his hands on the MWF World Championship after being screwed over at MAYhem by his former tag team partner The Jeopardizer, and "Jay-Z" will be the semi-final opponent of King.

JP: That will be one hell of a match as those two men have never ever met in singles compeition...

Sully: I can hardly wait to see Sam King take his revenge on The Jeopardizer for his actions at MAYhem.

JP: Anarkist will meanwhile be defending his MWF World Championship against Wildfire in a match that certainly favours the MWF TV Champion.

Sully: A cage match is one of the most extreme matches possible and with barbed wire baseball bats inside then I wouldn't be suprised if Anarkist and Wildfire took it to a new level...but Wildfire's been in two cage matches now and isn't in the mood to be put off by Anarkist.

JP: Anarkist claims that his size advantage will be an advantage in the match, he's relying on his sheer power to bring him through a tough match...

Sully: The second semi-final match type is yet to be decided, there are two ideas put forward and the MWF management stated that tonight we will find out exactly which match The Jeopardizer and Sam King will compete in.

JP: It'll either be an Ultimate Chairshot match or a Bed of Nails match, both of them very dangerous.

Sully: I hope be find out soon....

JP: We're going to find out right now!

[The camera cuts backstage and we are in the office of the MWF President Edward Walker, we can see the MWF President standing next to the window...he looks out into the early evening which is drawing in around Wisconsin. There is another man standing just out of shot, the camera pans around and we see it is the MWF General Manager Fozzy.]

Fozzy: Look Walker, we really need to sort this out before it gets out of hand.

Walker: We can do whatever the hell we like!

Fozzy: Listen to me, if we do an Ultimate Chairshot match then the fans will just get bored because god knows how many chairshots those guys can take.

[Walker places his hand on his chin and turns to face his fellow staff member.]

Walker: It's the spectacle of a chairshot match that we want.

Fozzy: Ed, I know we've never seen eye to eye but think about how much more wrestling we're going to get out of the Bed of Nails match.

Walker: You just want the Bed of Nails match because it suits "Jay-Z" more.

Fozzy: No! I want that match because it will be better for tha fans.

[Walker sighs and sits down on his chair, a silence settles across the room. Ed's facial expressions changes and he suddenly changes the topic.]

Walker: How is my daughter?

Fozzy: Why do you ask?

Walker: Because I'm her father, how is she?

Fozzy: She's three months pregnant...

[The MWF President's face seems to drop, he opens his mouth to speak...Fozzy looks worried.]

Fozzy: Sorry, she wanted to tell you herself but I couldn't hold it in any longer.

Walker: Pregnant.

Fozzy: So look, which match?

Walker: Whichever one you want. Pregnant?

Fozzy: Excellent, that'll be all then.

[The MWF's General Manager turns to leave after dropping the bombshell on the MWF President. The camera focus' on the face of Walker which is pale and he has his hand over his mouth, the camera cuts back to JP and Sully and a stunned arena.]

Sully: My God! JP, that means that Walker's grand-child is going to be Fozzy's son!

JP: This can't be happening, just think of the wrestling brain that boy will have...he'll, he'll, explode with talent.

Sully: Walker must be devestated, didn't Fozzy thinkabout it before he screwed Walker's daughter and got her pregnant.

JP: It's not our place to comment, but at least we now know that the match at Vacation between The Jeopardizer and Sam King will be a Bed of Nails match.

Sully: That really is going to be brutal, I wouldn't like to be a part of it.

JP: We get the easy option, we get to watch it...but we still feel their pain.

Sully: There won't be much pain up next, quite the opposite, some comedy.

JP: Troy Knight is up next, bringing his own unique style to the MWF and whether he's gone down a hit or not we will soon find out.

Sully: I kind of like him, but you can never be sure which way he's going to swing.

JP: EyCe is your more conventional wrestler and is sure to win the fans over.

Sully: I wouldn't be so sure, he's a cocky son of a bitch.

JP: Things are about to get a few degress cooler Sully!