versus

Wildfire

Singles Match

Referee: Chad Pattison

Writer: Ken Bremner

[The lights go out inside the MWF arena as 'The Beautiful People' hits the PA system and the fans cheer. Wildfire's video begins to play as a yellow spotlight cascades to the top of the rampway leading to the ring. Out of a small curtains comes the former Television champion wearing his usual attire, a pair of three quarter length black shorts, a black t-shirt and a pair of trainers. He stands at the top of the ramp saluting the fans support for him. Wildfire slowly makes his way to the ring as his music blares. He gets into the ring and is handed a microphone. He stands central as his music fades and begins to speak.]

Wildfire: Later on tonight you people will be treated to the real return of Wildfire when I take on Kid Insanity!

[The fans cheer loudly as these word echo throughout the arena.]

Wildfire: But I ain't out here to talk about my match. You see I am here to question a certain general manager's leadership skills.

[The fans are extatic because of their hate for Dom Stoate.]

Wildfire: I've been watching him these last couple of weeks and I'd have to say he is the biggest jackass I have ever seen on television. I mean he does nothing but walk around this federation giving it large and doing nothing about it. I've seen children walk into the wrestling business with more power and effect than this jackass.

[The fans begin a 'Wildfire' chant as he smiles in the centre of the ring.]

Wildfire: Dom, if you're watching I suppose you oughta here my thoughts about you. Well I think you have to realise you're overpowered by Portway and plainly Edward Walker's bitch.

[Dom Stoate comes out from the curtains looking frustrated, he holds his microphone in hand and speaks.]

Dom Stoate: Now you listen to me Wildfire... How dare you come out and insult me. I had you under my wing and I...

[Wildfire cuts Dom off.]

Wildfire: Blah, blah,blah... You're ego takes over your speech again. Now I wander, bitch, why don't you dare step into the ring.?

[Dom looks embarrased.]

Wildfire: If you ain't getting in the ring, I'm coming down there...

[ Wildfire slowly makes his way towards Dom Stoate at the top of the ramp but as he does Enigma and The Hobo step out in front of Dom as a protective layer. Wildfire looks down at his feet analyising the situation. He speaks into his microphone.]

Wildfire: It's on!!!

[Wildfire runs at The Hobo and Enigma knocking them both flat. Wildfire begins to stomp a mudhole in Enigma and The Hobo gets to his feet. He runs at Wildfire but is knocked onto his ass with a clean punch. Dom Stoate has grabbed a chair from the side of the ramp and clonks a unsuspecting Wildfire round the back of the head with it. Wildfire turns round and sadisticall laughs at him. He punches him, knocking him to the floor and grabs the chair, he is about to hit him with it when Hobo hits him in the back of the head. He turns around to be greeted with a clothesline, sending him to the floor. Hobo and Enigma pick him up and Dom Stoate smiles as punches Wildfire in the face repeatidly, opening him up. The Hobo begins to climb up the maxitron. He is ten feet high on a ledge and hits the 'Spare Change Splash' and gets up. The three men stand united over Wildfire's body as they raise their arms.]

Sully: Well folks, up next we should have Wildfire vs. Kid Insanity.

JP: Wildfire doesn't look in good shape!

Sully: Right JP. Wildfire suffered a loss to an injured Seth Caliko last week, while Kid Insanity has not been seen in the ring since his MCPW loss to the McW's Jay Gold.

JP: I think ring rust is going to be a huge factor against Kid Insanity. Wildfire lost last week, but he still wrestled.

Sully: I'm going with Kid on this one. He seems to discovered a new fire within himself.

JP: Wildfire has done the same! Just because one man claims to be "reborn" doesn't mean another is gonna lose. Wildfire wants this more.

Sully: I totally disagree with you, JP, but let's let the match decide it. Peter Santos is in the ring now.

Peter Santos: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! On his way to the ring first, from Las Vegas, Nevada, weighing in at 225 pounds, KID INSANITY!!!!!

[Kid comes out to "Insane Insane Insane". The crowd cheers as he walks down the aisle. He has something of a bewildered look on his face, and the reason become obvious.]

Sully: I wonder where Biggles is.

JP: That's something for Kid to worry about after the match. If he focuses on her now, Wildfire will tear him apart, and you can't argue that Sully.

Sully: Kid Insanity enjoys a rare size advantage in this one. Although, I don't think this match will be about power.

JP: No, I agree. This one will be about speed. And that's why I think ring rust is gonna hurt Insanity.

Sully: Well, I can't think of a better match for Kid to shake off that rust and dazzle the crowd. And here they go!!!

[Wildfire and Kid start tearing into each other with a series or rapid right fists. Kid manages to duck a Wildfire punch and tries to hit a spinning kick. Wildfire ducks under it and comes back with a spinning kick of his own, but Kid bridges his back down to duck under it Matrix style. He quickly brings his left foot up into Wildfire's temples. Kid runs up behind Wildfire and tries to score a victory roll, but Wildfire holds onto the ropes. Kid falls to the ground, but dodges a Wildfire elbow drop. Kid nails a boot to Wildfire's gut, and tries for a suplex. Wildfire is able to roll out of it and roll up Kid for a quick two count. Kid goes for a dropkick, but Wildfire catches his legs, causing Kid to slam to the ground. Wildfire lifts Kid up for a spine buster, but Kid is able to get one leg free and flip Wildfire to the ground with a flying headscissors. Kid quickly throws Wildfire into the ropes and buts his head down for a back body drop. However, Wildfire stops short, and sets Kid up for a powerbomb. Kid counters and hits a Hurricanrana pin for a two count. Wild kicks out, and the crowd cheers as the two stare at each other after neither could gain the upper hand.]

Sully: What a match we have here!! I think you have to stop thinking that Kid isn't fast enough, JP.

JP: Don't count your eggs before they hatch, Sully. Neither man's got the advantage right now.

[Kid and Wild lock up, with Wildfire grabbing Kid in a headlock. Kid throws Wild into the ropes, then dodges a clothesline from Wildfire. Wildfire stops short behind Kid, and grabs him for a back-to-back suplex. However, Kid flips over Wildfire's shoulder, and tries for a back suplex of his own. Wildfire flips over Kid's shoulder… but only to land himself outside of the ring!]

Sully: It always helps to watch your footing.

[Kid quickly ascends the top rope, looking for some offense on Wildfire. Wild is quick back to his feet however, and throws his arm into the ropes, causing Kid to slip up top. Wildfire slides back into the ring, and climbs to the top rope, looking for a hurricanrana on Kid. Wildfire brings the move down… but Kid is able to lock his own feet under the second rope to prevent them from going anywhere. Kid Insanity yanks Wildfire's legs from around his neck, and leaves Wildfire hanging on the turnbuckle in the Tree of Woe position. Kid jumps forward off the turnbuckle, throwing his foot back into the stomach of Wildfire!]

Sully: That was some unique offense by Kid!

JP: Yeah yeah… wait, who's that coming down the ramp?

[The camera cuts to reveal Jay T walking nonchalantly down the ramp with his Tag Title belt over his shoulder. As Kid lays the boots into Wildfire, Jay T joins Sully and JP at the broadcast table.]

Sully: Jay! It's a pleasure to have you with us!

Jay T: Yeah, I'm sure it is.

JP: What brings you down to our neck of the woods? Coming to cheer Wildfire on, like me?

Jay T: Listen, JP. I don't give a rat's ass who wins this match, but that doesn't mean I want your opinion. In case you didn't notice, I'm one-half of the MWF World Tag Team Champions. And as far as I'm concerned, if you've got the gold you deserve the mic. Can you prove me wrong on that, jackoff?

Sully: Well, not really. Kid's doing a number on Wildfire.

[Kid brings Wildfire to his feet, and tries for a powerbomb! But, Wildfire is able to slide out of it, and clotheslines Kid to the floor! Wildfire measures Kid as he gets up, and knocks him down with a spinning kick! Wildfire points to the top rope, and goes up for a frog splash! However, Kid was just playing possum! He runs up to Wildfire and clocks him on the side of the head! Kid climbs to the second rope, and grabs Wildfire in a suplex position.]

Jay T: A superplex, huh? Big deal. I can do that asleep.

JP: That's not possible.

Jay T: Shut up JP! Jeez, ya think he'd recognize a figure of speech.

[Kid, however, doesn't go for a normal suplex. Instead, he brings Wildfire up in the air and spins with him, nailing a SECOND ROPE INSANE BRAINBUSTER!!! Wildfire is nearly out cold near the side of the ring!]

Sully: Oh my god!!! The Insane Brainbuster from the second rope!!!

JP: Okay, I can't deny that was impressive.

Jay T: …

Sully: If Kid can make the cover, it's over!

[Kid rolls Wildfire over, and makes the cover. Chad Pattison counts it. ONE… Two…THR-NO!!!! Wildfire possesses enough awareness to get his foot on the ropes!!! Kid breaks the pin, thinking he's won, only to have Pattison tell him it was a two count! Kid argues with the ref, saying he had him for three!]

Jay T: Jeez, yeah, like the ref is gonna change his mind. See, that's why you need to pin the guy in the center of the ring, like I did with Seth Caliko to win MY Xtreme title.

JP: Um… it was Kid Insanity that won that title for you!

Jay T: JP, I've had just about enough of you! Who made the pin? Me! SO, who won the title? Me! Nothing else counts. So just shut the hell up unless you want to face me in a match too!

[Kid turns around, only to walk right into a desperation clothesline from Wildfire! Wildfire slowly gets back to his feet, and stomps Kid a few times. He yanks Kid to his feet, and hits a devastating powerbomb! He goes to cover Kid, but Kid somehow kicks out! Wildfire goes for a powerbomb again, but Kid back body drops him over his shoulder! Kid runs at Wildfire as he recovers, but Wildfire nails a drop toe hold, causing Kid to land onto the ropes in perfect position for the 619!!! However, Kid dodges out of the way, with Wildfire catching his balance on the ring apron. Kid knocks Wildfire off the apron into the barricade with a shoulder block from behind.]

Sully: Kid just brought himself a breather here!

[All of a sudden, Kid gets back to his feet, and notices Jay T sitting at the broadcast table. The two get into a shouting match, with Wildfire slowly climbing back into the ring. Kid turns away from Jay T, and walks into a spinning kick from Wildfire! Wildfire climbs the top rope, signaling for The Crisis!]

Sully: No! Not like this!

Jay T: Well boys, I've seen all I wanted to see! I'm outta here.

JP: Jay just gave Wildfire the opening he needs! Hell, it was Kid's damn fault for getting distracted!

Sully: Dammit JP, you know Jay had no business down here!!!

[Wildfire jumps off the top rope and nails The Crisis!!! He makes the cover, and Chad Pattison counts! ONE… TWO… THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!]

Peter Santos: And your winner, through pinfall, Wildfire!

Sully: I can't believe this! This match was nowhere near over, and because of Jay, Wildfire picks up the win!

JP: What did I say? Wildfire won. Not the most respectable win, but the fact is he won.

Sully: Lot of questions to be answered. Why WAS Jay T here? And what happened to Biggles the Jenks?

JP: Well, maybe we'll figure out those answers after we take a commercial break!

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