versus

"The Deadly One" Doomsday

Singles Match

Referee: Chad Pattison

["My Sacrifice" by Creed fills the arena and the fans jump to their feet and begin cheering.]

Peter Santos: Coming to the ring first, weighting in at 275 pounds from The Misery's, Florida, he is, "THE HARDCORE LIVING LEGEND" Insane Wayne!

[Wayne steps out from the back and the fans are in an uproar. They love this guy. Wayne makes his way back to the ring shaking a few hands along the way. He climbs up on the apron and places two hands on the top rope. He looks around at the fans and then steps in under the top rope shaking his head.]

Sully: Idiot didn't want to fall on his ass again.

JP: He is a funny man, with bags of talent.

[Wayne's music fades out.]

Peter Santos: And his opponent...

["You know you're right" by Nirvana begins to play on the PA system as the lights go out. Suddenly a voice starts to echo throughout the arena.]

Voice: Insane Wayne, so we meet again. What can I say? If feels just like UWF, but its not, oh no its MWF. The slate has been whipped clean. We start fresh, but the fans here all love you, but what do they know?

[The crowd start to become restless as they start to boo.]

Voice: Oh you'll see. The darkness Wayne, will be the death of you, I shall stand above you as I look down on your broken body, just remember when you here the boom, you better start running cause doomsday is upon you.

[At that the lights come back on. As Doomsday stands half way down the ramp, he begins making his way down to the ring ignoring the fans booing.]

Peter Santos: From New York City Doomsday!

Sully: Love him, or hate him. This man has talent.

JP: That's true Sully; both of these have met before in UWF.

Sully: Yeah so, this is MWF, not UWF.

JP: Sully, I was just saying...

Sully: You were saying some boring old crap that no one gives a crap about.

[Doomsday gets to the ring and climbs the steps up onto the apron. He steps in under the top rope and walks to the centre of the ring where Insane Wayne is standing there with a huge grin on his face and his hand outstretched to shake Doomsday's hand.]

Sully: What is he doing?

JP: He wants to show Doomsday it's going to be a good match and let the best man win.

Sully: Bull...

[Doomsday's music fades as he stares at Wayne and his hand. Doomsday points and laughs at Insane Wayne. The grin slowly turns to a look of awe and his hand lowers back down to his side. Wayne charges forward as Chad calls for the bell. Wayne takes down Doomsday with a double leg take down sending him to the mat. He tries to gain control by going for shots at Doomsday's head, but he is too strong and slings Wayne from on top of him. Wayne is back up to his feet with some hep by Doomsday. Who scoops him up and twirls him then drops him down in a huge sidewalk slam. Doomsday makes a cover but only gets a one count. He stands to his feet and pulls Wayne to his. Doomsday jumps off the mat and drop kicks the knee of Wayne sending him back to the ground in pain.]

JP: That was rather cheap.

Sully: It was smart.

[Doomsday walks around to the legs of Wayne. Who is holding his knee, but Doomsday shoves his hand out of the way and grabs both legs of Wayne. He positions them and then turns him over in a Texas Clover Leaf submission. Wayne begins to yell in pain as he desperately seeks the aid of the ropes. He finally inches over to one and Chad is forced to break the hold. Doomsday, reluctant to let go finally goes after a few seconds of extra pressure on the knee and lower back of Wayne. Doomsday stands to his feet as Wayne lays under the ropes holding his knee. Doomsday sees this and takes a moment to pose to the fans, but they just start to boo.]

JP: He's show boating.

Sully: He's in control of this match, why not?

JP: He's here to wrestle, not to show boat.

[Wayne begins to use the ropes to pull himself to his feet while Doomsday has his back turned and is still posing. He hobbles for a second until he can get his leg situated where it doesn't hurt his knee. He then heads over to Doomsday and grabs the back of his head dropping him down into a neck breaker. Doomsday is stunned by what happened as he holds onto his neck from the impact of the fall. Wayne gets to his feet and makes a few imitation poses of Doomsday. This time the fans cheer. Doomsday slowly gets to his feet and sees Wayne making fun of him. He gets just enough to strength to lunge forward driving his shoulder into the upper chest of Wayne. Doomsday takes down Wayne but Chad Pattison too who was walking around behind Wayne. Doomsday sees the devastation of his high impact move and walks over to Chad. He slaps his face a little, but he is out. Doomsday smiles then rolls out of the ring, he walks over to Peter Santos and grabs the ring bell. He rolls back into the ring as Wayne; a little groggy is beginning to climb to his feet. Doomsday walks over and slams the bell down on the head of Wayne. He pulls Wayne up to his feet and stands laughing as Wayne staggers back falling to the ground. Doomsday is laughing so hard he falls back against the ropes. He composes his self and starts walking over to Wayne. But from behind Iniquity grabs a hold of Doomsday and hits the Mischievous Sprite onto Doomsday.]

JP: That's it, make it fair.

Sully: Lucky, The ref is down, both men are down. No one has this won yet.

[Iniquity rolls back out of the ring as Wayne gets to his feet and climbs to the top rope. He dives off and delivers a huge elbow drop on Doomsday but still no referee. Wayne grabs a hold of the ring bell and places it down on the mat. He then jumps up a little and delivers another elbow drop to the heart of Doomsday from the mat. Wayne then pulls Doomsday up onto his feet. And sets him up for the 666 above the ring bell. He jumps up in the air holding onto Doomsday's head as both men are in the air and slams it down onto the ring bell.]

JP: You know that has to hurt.

[Wayne rolls Doomsday over onto his back as blood gushes out of Doomsdays nose. Wayne looks at Chad. Wayne doesn't go to help him, he pulls Doomsday back to his feet and slams his hand into the neck of Doomsday choking him for a moment. Wayne goes to lift him up for the hells bells but Doomsday kicks him down below. Doomsday then slams his fist into the back of Wayne, as both men fall down to the mat.]

Sully: What a way to power out of a move.

JP: What? He hit a low blow.

[Doomsday slowly comes too. As Wayne rolls over onto his stomach and slowly gets to his knees. Doomsday is on his feet, he leans up against the ropes for support. As Chad is on the opposite side slowly getting up as well. Wayne stands to his feet and Doomsday takes his opportunity. He picks up the ring bell and runs a few steps then jumps with the ring bell out in front. Wayne ducks just in time for the ring bell to fly right into the head of Chad. Chad flies to the outside busted open. Doomsday then throws the bell to the out side of the ring and turns around. Wayne is on his feet once more. The two men lock up and Doomsday applies a front face lock. Wayne reverses and picks Doomsday up spinning him around on top of his shoulders. Wayne keeps spinning him around and then drops him to the mat. Wayne takes a step back and stalks Doomsday who slowly starts to get back up. As he just about on his feet Wayne runs at him executing the Dead to the world.]

JP: What a move.

[Doomsday is out, as Wayne sits there with him in a pin. But lets go as Chad is still out. Wayne gets to his feet and looks over to Iniquity and waves his hand. Iniquity rolls into the ring and both Wayne and him start doing a number on Doomsday.]

Sully: There cheating JP, do something.

JP: Me? What can I do? Doomsday is getting what he deserves.

[Iniquity and Wayne continue to do a number on Doomsday. Iniquity lifts him up and holds him so Wayne can easily hit a knife edge chops on Doomsday. He hits another two of them. As the lights go out.]

JP: What the hell?

Sully: ...

[The lights come back after awhile as both Wayne and Iniquity lay on the mat. Doomsday is standing above them with a steel chair. He throws it out of the ring.]

JP: What the hell just happened?

Sully: I think that was Doomsday's plan.

[Doomsday rolls out of the ring and grabs Chad and shakes him a little bit then rolls him back in the ring, Doomsdays covers as slowly Chad starts the pin. 1...]

Sully: This is it.

JP: Come on Wayne.

2...kick out!]

Sully: I can't believe it, Wayne kicked out!

JP: Nothing can keep him down.

[Doomsday looks shocked and pounds the mat as he gets to his feet. He reaches down and pulls Wayne to his feet as well. As Doomsday is pulling Wayne up, Iniquity crawls over to Doomsday and grabs his tights and rolls him up in a pin. Chad starts the count, 1...2...3. The bell sounds as Wayne's music hits the PA system once more. Iniquity picks himself up off the mat and helps Wayne out of the ring. They both walk up the ramp.]

Peter Santos: And your winner, through pinfall, Insane Wayne!

Sully: What the hell? Iniquity pinned Doomsday.

JP: I don't think Chad could tell the differences he saw a pin and he just counted. He has blood all over his face.

Sully: No, it can't be.

JP: I have to give it to them it was one hell of a match.

Sully: Sure was but the wrong man won, Doomsday is a superior wrestler!

JP: Doomsday may be a good wrestler but on his night there is no better than Insane Wayne, you saw how he worked that ring. He has a certain prowess that enables him to just take that ring and make it his own.

Sully: He's a good wrestler but I still feel Doomsday has that bit more potential to give us.

JP: The feud between Ace Spade and Tory Knight just keeps on escalating, Sully. A match is to take place at the Pay Per View Implosion, but what will the match be?

Sully: According to the guy in my ear, we're scheduled to find out right now!

[Obviously lacking music, Doris Spade elegantly pushes her way through the curtain and makes her way down the entrance ramp in a purple dress.]

JP: Wow.

Sully: You just summed her up, JP.

JP: It's great to see Doris back in shape after that virus last week.

[Doris recieves cheers that would outweigh any entrance music as she steps into the ring and is handed a microphone by Peter Santos.]

JP: Doris looks a little shy. She hasn't done this before.

[Doris lifts the microphone to her lips.]

Doris: Hello…

[A warm cheer is addressed towards Doris as she continues.]

Doris: Thank you… I have been sent out her by my husband, Ace Spade… [big boos] … I am to decide the stipulations for next Sunday's implosion match between Troy and Ace… Here is my decision.

[The arena is filled with trepidation as Doris pauses to mull over her decision.]

Sully: Please! Just say it!

Doris: The match will be… a Two-Out-Of-Three Falls Match!

[Small cheers burst from the crowd as Doris continues.]

Doris: I have decided that Ace will decide the first-fall stipulations… Troy will decide the second-fall stipulations… and Bobby Knight and me will decide the final-fall.

[The cheers are now huge, but are soon killed as "Idioteque" by Radiohead brings Ace Spade to the forefront. He smiles, strolling down the entrance ramp wearing a chord suit. He rolls into the centre of the ring and wraps his arm round Doris. Doris tenses up and Ace snatches the microphone innocently.]

Ace Spade: Doris, I gotta say, it's mighty fine of you to let me pick the first fall. Shame Knight has to pick one though… [jeers] … Now, if there's one thing I wanna do to Troy Knight, it's humiliate him… and there's a chance I won't go out with the final victory next Sunday &endash; since the Knight family come by the dozen &endash; anyway… the first fall with be a Hair Versus Hair Match!

Sully: Huh?

Ace Spade: That's right, the loser has his hair cut right off!

[Jeers go round the arena.]

JP: That's not fair! Ace is a skinhead! He wins no matter what!

Ace Spade: As long as I win that first match, I'm a happy man. I know how much Troy loves his blonde curtain curls, so I look forward to seeing them chopped right off his scalp! Thank you, thank you all.

[Ace bows down and steps away as Troy Knight comes out holding the Bobster on his shoulders. The crowd cheer.]

JP: Bobby's legs are still weak, the poor little guy.

Sully: He's milking it, right?

JP: No! It's all Ace Spade's doings.

[Bobby smiles as he sits on his father's shoulders. They reach the ring and Troy carefully climbs the ring steps. In the ring, Troy meets Doris with a smile and Bobby meets her with a little wink. Doris smiles as she passes the microphone to Bobster, who holds it low to his dad's mouth.]

Troy Knight: Thanks Doris. Thanks Bobby. Hey Ace!

[The crowd cheer and laugh as Ace grimaces and turns away.]

Troy Knight: Hair Versus Hair? Okay, I think I can live with that. The second fall will be…

[Yet again the crowd stir nervously.]

Troy Knight: … We're both proud men, Ace. Neither of us like to back down. The second fall will be a Last Man Standing Match!

[The crowd let out cheers. Ace nods, moderately happy with Troy's choice. Young Bobby lifts the microphone to himself as Doris approaches and they whisper. Troy can obviously here the conversation. Ace stands a distance away, staring at Doris. After much deliberation, Bobby holds the microphone by his mouth.]

Bobby: OKAY, WIZE-GUY!

[The crowd cheer like crazy. Ace tenses up.]

Bobby: THE THIRDZ AND FINAL MATCH WILL BEEZ A CAGE MATCH!

[The crowd break into cheers but Bobby interrupts.]

Bobby: AND IT MY DADZ WINZ, MEEZ AND DORIS CAN SEE EACH OTHER WHENSEVER WE LIKE!

[Ace laughs but sees Bobby looking as serious as ever. The Player looks towards Doris who nods. Ace has no choice in the matter. He makes his way over to Bobby and Troy and snatches the microphone away, almost knocking Bobby from Troy's shoulders.]

Ace Spade: You know what, that's just fine with me! There's no way out of a cage, which means there's sure as hell gonna be an IMPLOSION inside the damn thing… If I win, Doris is never to see the Knight family again!

JP: Woah!

[Ace rolls from the ring, leaving Doris stood with Troy and Bobby. As he strides up the ramp, he spits into the microphone.]

Ace Spade: You gotta live with these stipulations, Doris! You have to make yourself a decision. Are you with the Knights or are you with the Spade!

[Ace dissappears through the curtain. In the ring Bobby looks down and Doris and whimpers.]

JP: Look at poor Bobby…

[The Bobster dives from Troy's shoulders and lands in Doris' arms. The two embrace.]

JP: Doris and Bobby may only have one sweet week left.

Sully: I gotta say, Ace is a spiteful man, that's for sure.

JP: How can he be so evil?

Sully: Because he loves it and he knows the best way to beat Troy Knight is to put something he cares about on the line...his hair and his son are involved and Spade's brain has got Troy into a retreat.

JP: It could just make Troy battle even harder.

Sully: Talking of hard battles, we're about to see one right now...the MWF World Champion is up against Iniquity in a match where he will crush before him an annoying little bug.

JP: Iniquity is more than an annoying little bug, he's quite possibly the best talent the MWF has seen entering its doors since it first started.

Sully: He just annoys the hell out of me, thinking he's the best in the world, all those stories about his childhood, who the hell cares?

JP: The fans cares because they are seeing before them a wrestler they can relate to...that they can care about.

Sully: I don't want to relate to wrestlers, I want to see someone get their damn head kicked in.

JP: Just shows your brain standard doesn't it Sully? Don't you realise that Iniquity could be the man to revolutionise wrestling.

Sully: He never will, not while he has Insane Wayne holding him back.

JP: Insane Wayne is there as a guide, a pointer to show Iniquity the right path and tonight that path is to defeat Anarkist.

Sully: Good job the MWF World Championship isn't on the line or we could see Anarkist really raise his game and destroy Iniquity.

JP: Iniquity has to be careful and watch Simon Masters like a hawk because Masters is a sneaky wrestler.

Sully: Isn't Insane Wayne there to try and stop Masters? Oh no...I forgot, Wayne can't stop anyone who presents a real challenge.

JP: Wayne beat Masters last week!

Sully: Anarkist will take revenge for that tonight.